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taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:[
Neither really I think that the fate of the universe is to come to an end when the stupid people far outnumber the smart people, " The leading cause of death, second hand stupidty. "
"Okay, who forgot to put doors that could be opened from the INSIDE on all the Dyson Spheres?!"
taalismn wrote:"And who designed the canyons on the Alderson Disks to play Elvis tunes when scratched with a giant hypercrystal needle?!"
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"And who designed the canyons on the Alderson Disks to play Elvis tunes when scratched with a giant hypercrystal needle?!"
Demented star gods?
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:[
Neither really I think that the fate of the universe is to come to an end when the stupid people far outnumber the smart people, " The leading cause of death, second hand stupidty. "
"Okay, who forgot to put doors that could be opened from the INSIDE on all the Dyson Spheres?!"
I rest my case.
taalismn wrote:"And who designed the canyons on the Alderson Disks to play Elvis tunes when scratched with a giant hypercrystal needle?!"
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"And who designed the canyons on the Alderson Disks to play Elvis tunes when scratched with a giant hypercrystal needle?!"
Demented star gods?
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"And who designed the canyons on the Alderson Disks to play Elvis tunes when scratched with a giant hypercrystal needle?!"
Demented star gods?
Vinyl fans?
Arnie100 wrote:Dr. Lang: "I had nothing to do with that...SERIOUSLY!!!"
Arnie100 wrote:Waashu: "Well..."
Ryoko:
"taalismn wrote:"If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:"If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."
From deep in the crater...
Minmei: "Heeeelllloo, is someone getting my soi latte?"
taalismn wrote:" Sir! Good news is, we finished the fumigation. Got the queen, got all the eggs. No more xenomorphs!!"
"Great, Lieutenant Gorman! When can be move back on the set?"
"The bed news is, Bishop used a nuke."
"Okay..."
"Then Hudson used the rest of them."
"..okay..."
"Then Ripley rammed a refinery complex on what was left..."
"
"If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:"If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."
From deep in the crater...
Minmei: "Heeeelllloo, is someone getting my soi latte?"
Arnie100 wrote:"Who's that?!"
"Bait."
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:"If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."
From deep in the crater...
Minmei: "Heeeelllloo, is someone getting my soi latte?"
100% xenomorph-free.
Because no facegripper can survive what Minmei's been knocking back down her throat these days.
taalismn wrote:Remember all those 'Signs You Shouldn't Drink that Strange Alien Drink Your New Friends Just Introduced You To?"
Minmei ignores them all.
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Signs? WHAT signs?! uuuuuuuuurrrrpppp"
Kyle: "And I'm the drunk in thr family?!"
Minmei: "You ARE. I just can hold my liquor better thrn you."
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Signs? WHAT signs?! uuuuuuuuurrrrpppp"
Kyle: "And I'm the drunk in thr family?!"
Minmei: "You ARE. I just can hold my liquor better thrn you."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Signs? WHAT signs?! uuuuuuuuurrrrpppp"
Kyle: "And I'm the drunk in thr family?!"
Minmei: "You ARE. I just can hold my liquor better thrn you."
Just don't shake her or hold open flame near her(candlelight dinners are a thing of the past for her).
SRoss wrote:A burning man runs screaming out of the restaurant.
Minmei: "Damn it! I'm never going to get a man at this rate!!!"
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Mmmmmmm...Stygian Black Lotus...where have you been all my life??"
Kyle: "Vreat. A drunk AND a Lotus-Head..."
Minmei: UUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
Kyle: "That BREATH...(waves hands in front of face, trying to get rid of the smell)...eeeewwwwww!!"
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Mmmmmmm...Stygian Black Lotus...where have you been all my life??"
Kyle: "Great. A drunk AND a Lotus-Head..."
Minmei: UUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
Kyle: "That BREATH...(waves hands in front of face, trying to get rid of the smell)...eeeewwwwww!!"
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Mmmmmmm...Stygian Black Lotus...where have you been all my life??"
Kyle: "Vreat. A drunk AND a Lotus-Head..."
Minmei: UUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
Kyle: "That BREATH...(waves hands in front of face, trying to get rid of the smell)...eeeewwwwww!!"
As their car explodes(no, it's not a Pinto).
Arnie100 wrote:Just noticed typo, oopsie.
Arnie100 wrote:(Down below...)
Charon: "Oh GODS..."
Kyle: "IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!:
Charon: "What're YOU doing here?!"
Minmei: "Stygian Black Lotus...WANT SOME?"
Charon: "Oh...YEAH..."
Kyle: "Uhm...excuse me --"
Charon and Minmei: "SHUT UP."
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "I don't understand why, officer, you're arresting ME for DUI!"
Traffic Officer: "Because when we asked Miss Minmei to walk a straight line-"
TO2: "She FOLDED."
TO1: "You're the only one we have in custody, and nobody would believe us if we told them we lost a DUI suspect because of an FTL jump."
Kyle: "...I'm remembering why I hate authority figures all over again..."
SRoss wrote:Cut to... an Invid Hive somewhere...
Regess: "SO, I'VE BECOME AWARE OF YOUR EXPERIMENTS WITH STYGIAN BLACK LOTUS AND THE FLOWER OF LIFE."
Scout:
Regess: "IN LIGHT OF YOUR EFFORTS, I NOW EVOLVE YOU INTO YOUR NEW FORM..."#ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!#
Regess: "ARISE! DRUG DEALER INVID!!!"
The smoke clears and we see an Iigaa dressed as Huggy Bear...
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:"If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."
From deep in the crater...
Minmei: "Heeeelllloo, is someone getting my soi latte?"
100% xenomorph-free.
Because no facegripper can survive what Minmei's been knocking back down her throat these days.
SRoss wrote:Cut to... an Invid Hive somewhere...
Regess: "SO, I'VE BECOME AWARE OF YOUR EXPERIMENTS WITH STYGIAN BLACK LOTUS AND THE FLOWER OF LIFE."
Scout:
Regess: "IN LIGHT OF YOUR EFFORTS, I NOW EVOLVE YOU INTO YOUR NEW FORM..."#ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!#
Regess: "ARISE! DRUG DEALER INVID!!!"
The smoke clears and we see an Iigaa dressed as Huggy Bear...
Kargan3033 wrote:[
Dear God! , I'd hate to see what the outcome of her Evo experiments would be if she was high on SBL
Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:Cut to... an Invid Hive somewhere...
Regess: "SO, I'VE BECOME AWARE OF YOUR EXPERIMENTS WITH STYGIAN BLACK LOTUS AND THE FLOWER OF LIFE."
Scout:
Regess: "IN LIGHT OF YOUR EFFORTS, I NOW EVOLVE YOU INTO YOUR NEW FORM..."#ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!#
Regess: "ARISE! DRUG DEALER INVID!!!"
The smoke clears and we see an Iigaa dressed as Huggy Bear...
Dear God! , I'd hate to see what the outcome of her Evo experiments would be if she was high on SBL
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:[
Dear God! , I'd hate to see what the outcome of her Evo experiments would be if she was high on SBL
The UEEF is finding that out in cleaning out the various Genesis Pits she started while under the influence of various mind-altering substances;
"So, what do you think? LSD?"
"Nah, this has all the hallmarks of a sugar-rush."
Kargan3033 wrote:[
God I'd hate to be the chump who has to do a forinsic patholagy on the resualts of such experiments, although Dr.Smith would squee like a little girl are all of the wonderful genetic meterials to be had from said experiments.
SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:Cut to... an Invid Hive somewhere...
Regess: "SO, I'VE BECOME AWARE OF YOUR EXPERIMENTS WITH STYGIAN BLACK LOTUS AND THE FLOWER OF LIFE."
Scout:
Regess: "IN LIGHT OF YOUR EFFORTS, I NOW EVOLVE YOU INTO YOUR NEW FORM..."#ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!#
Regess: "ARISE! DRUG DEALER INVID!!!"
The smoke clears and we see an Iigaa dressed as Huggy Bear...
Dear God! , I'd hate to see what the outcome of her Evo experiments would be if she was high on SBL
Tentacle monsters ... nothing but technicolor psychedelic tentacle monsters!!!
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:[
God I'd hate to be the chump who has to do a forinsic patholagy on the resualts of such experiments, although Dr.Smith would squee like a little girl are all of the wonderful genetic meterials to be had from said experiments.
Cringe instead if the Genesis Pit got a sample of Doctor Smith's DNA.
Kargan3033 wrote:[
Espeicaly if Dr.Smith was buzzed out on SBL.
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:[
Espeicaly if Dr.Smith was buzzed out on SBL.
"Let's agree that's a very BAD idea and not speak of it ever again."
Kargan3033 wrote:[."
[/quote]taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:[."
But I like Bad Ideas so long as they are funny/amusing or induce bowel wrenching terror.
Kargan3033 wrote:[Well you know the old saying right?, Cuts heal, broken bones mend but mental scars are the gift that keeps on giving. "
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:[Well you know the old saying right?, Cuts heal, broken bones mend but mental scars are the gift that keeps on giving. "
"Because there's just something so funny about the word 'laceration', y'know?"
"Maybe, but we're discussing relationship advice here..."
Kargan3033 wrote:[
That is true but given the nature of *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* in the RTverce I find them to be better what what passes for *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* advice we see in MSM now a days.
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:[
That is true but given the nature of *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* in the RTverce I find them to be better what what passes for *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* advice we see in MSM now a days.
Things You Don't Want to Hear in Relationship Counseling In Robotech:
"If only I'd known ahead of time that your blood was green..."
"I didn't know the rocket launcher was loaded..."
"He never takes off that armor."
"I don't see why I have to micronize down to HER size..."
"How was I supposed to know he can't assimilate good healthy Flower of Life?"
"His idea of 'protection' is a claymore mine..."
"I don't appreciate having to apply for security clearance every time I want to talk to her about personal matters. Especially when she sez I failed to pass the requisites."
"I warned him this isn't my normal form."
glitterboy2098 wrote:"just because his culture does things in threes does not mean i'll accept polygamy..."
taalismn wrote:"Even taking Foldspace time and relativity into account, she's still jailbait..."
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:[Well you know the old saying right?, Cuts heal, broken bones mend but mental scars are the gift that keeps on giving. "
"Because there's just something so funny about the word 'laceration', y'know?"
"Maybe, but we're discussing relationship advice here..."
That is true but given the nature of *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* in the RTverce I find them to be better what what passes for *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* advice we see in MSM now a days.
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Even taking Foldspace time and relativity into account, she's still jailbait..."
Not that such a thing bothers Rick, with him it's either Younger or Older and considering that he ended up with Lisa he likes them older which means he might have a mother complex.
