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taalismn wrote:Scott: "I can't believe it! Wolfe wouldn't sell us out for protoculture!"
Wolfe: "I did it to save more lives..."
Rand: " He wasn't. This isn't protoculture, Scott. It's a six pack of brewski..."
Wolfe:(sweatdropping) "Okay...so I indulge myself a little every now and then...."


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Rand: "And the bag of cannabis?"
Wolfe: "... they're for my glaucoma..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:Rand: "And the bag of cannabis?"
Wolfe: "... they're for my glaucoma..."


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"...and the porn magazines?" :|
"For my ED."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:"...and the porn magazines?" :|
"For my ED."


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Rand: "So the great hero is so broken down physically he's selling out his men for remedies to his inconvenience pains?"
Wolfe: "Not inconvenience to me! They're bloody serious, you punk! And yeah, I had to do it! So, what you gonna do about it, huh? Kill me? You'll have every loyalist soldier back at Soldiertown after your sorry@$$ if they ever learn you killed me! You can't haul me back and try to try me either, because nobody would believe you! You got NOTHING on me!"
Rand: "He's right..."
Scott: "Damnit! Why I'd like to-"
Annie: "Hi, guys! What's up?"
Rand: "..and lo, heaven provided..." :angel:
Scott: "..feel sorry for you, Wolfe, for what you are about to receive."
Wolfe: "'Sorry'? What do you mean, 'feel sorry'? What are you talking about? And where'd the rugrat come from?"
Scott: "Rand, you wanna fill in Annie about what we just learned about Col. Wolfe?"
Rand: "Gladly. What will you be doing?"
Scott: "Looking the other way."

Wolfe: :shock: "...what the HELL...?"
Charon: <"That was the business end of a draconic eldritch monstrosity. Can you feel your phantom legs yet? If so, if you'll step over here..?">
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Charon: <"Of course if you think that looked bad. You should have seen what you looked like coming out the other end. Let me tell you, THAT Invid Scout is gonna be scarred for life...">
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taalismn wrote:Rand: "So the great hero is so broken down physically he's selling out his men for remedies to his inconvenience pains?"
Wolfe: "Not inconvenience to me! They're bloody serious, you punk! And yeah, I had to do it! So, what you gonna do about it, huh? Kill me? You'll have every loyalist soldier back at Soldiertown after your sorry@$$ if they ever learn you killed me! You can't haul me back and try to try me either, because nobody would believe you! You got NOTHING on me!"
Rand: "He's right..."
Scott: "Damnit! Why I'd like to-"
Annie: "Hi, guys! What's up?"
Rand: "..and lo, heaven provided..." :angel:
Scott: "..feel sorry for you, Wolfe, for what you are about to receive."
Wolfe: "'Sorry'? What do you mean, 'feel sorry'? What are you talking about? And where'd the rugrat come from?"
Scott: "Rand, you wanna fill in Annie about what we just learned about Col. Wolfe?"
Rand: "Gladly. What will you be doing?"
Scott: "Looking the other way."

Wolfe: :shock: "...what the HELL...?"
Charon: <"That was the business end of a draconic eldritch monstrosity. Can you feel your phantom legs yet? If so, if you'll step over here..?">


:lol: :lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:Charon: <"Of course if you think that looked bad. You should have seen what you looked like coming out the other end. Let me tell you, THAT Invid Scout is gonna be scarred for life...">


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Rook: "Hey Annie! Cool looking shades! Where'd you get them?"
Annie: 8) "Lunch."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Corg: "Some days I truly regret being in a hive mind."
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taalismn wrote:Rook: "Hey Annie! Cool looking shades! Where'd you get them?"
Annie: 8) "Lunch."


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SRoss wrote:Corg: "Some days I truly regret being in a hive mind."


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Macross Deleted Scene


Cut to Dolza's interrogation...

Dolza: "Micronians... Demonstrate this Kissing?"

Lisa: "Lieutenant Hunter, I order you to kiss me."

Rick: "No mam! I won't do it."

Ben: "I'll do it!!!" :mrgreen:

Lisa: "Oh, hell no!!!"

Lisa reaches off screen grabbing Minmei, who was sitting reading her script, pulling her on screen, bending her back and kissing her full on the lips ... with tongue!!!

Cast & Crew: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Director: "Um. Cut!" :-?
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Soldiertown, New Generation:
Random Soldier Dude: "Hey, halt there!"
Lancer: "Oh damn, it's a random soldier dude, and just as we were trying to slip out of town..." :frust:
Scott: "Hello, corporal, what's the matter?"
RSD: "THat's an awfully familiar-looking mustache that young girl is sporting."
Rand: :| "Annie...what did we tell you about wearing trophies...?"
Lunk: " It's a girl thing...you know, puberty? You remember puberty? You need to know more? It's when a young girl-"
RSD: :frazz: "No, that's okay! You just move along..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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SRoss wrote:
Macross Deleted Scene


Cut to Dolza's interrogation...

Dolza: "Micronians... Demonstrate this Kissing?"

Lisa: "Lieutenant Hunter, I order you to kiss me."

Rick: "No mam! I won't do it."

Ben: "I'll do it!!!" :mrgreen:

Lisa: "Oh, hell no!!!"

Lisa reaches off screen grabbing Minmei, who was sitting reading her script, pulling her on screen, bending her back and kissing her full on the lips ... with tongue!!!

Cast & Crew: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Director: "Um. Cut!" :-?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :shock:

taalismn wrote:Soldiertown, New Generation:
Random Soldier Dude: "Hey, halt there!"
Lancer: "Oh damn, it's a random soldier dude, and just as we were trying to slip out of town..." :frust:
Scott: "Hello, corporal, what's the matter?"
RSD: "THat's an awfully familiar-looking mustache that young girl is sporting."
Rand: :| "Annie...what did we tell you about wearing trophies...?"
Lunk: " It's a girl thing...you know, puberty? You remember puberty? You need to know more? It's when a young girl-"
RSD: :frazz: "No, that's okay! You just move along..."


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Rejected Battle Cries


"Don't shoot til you see the whites of their eyes!" - Karno (Said while battling the Grays)

"I'm behind you all the way!" - Khyron

"We'll choke their rivers with our dead!" - Corg

"First one to see the colour of the Regess' panties wins!" - Zor
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SRoss wrote:
Rejected Battle Cries



"We'll give the weaklings the honor of the first shot, just to demonstrate how pathetic they are."-Dolza
"For the secret of soft toilet paper!!!!!"--The Regent
"NO WAY IN HELL AM I PAYING MINMEI ALIMONY!!!-T.R. Edwards
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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00100010 01001111 01110010 01100111 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01111010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100001 01111001 01100100 01101111 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100010 - Unidentified Haydonite
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glitterboy2098 wrote:00100010 01001111 01110010 01100111 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01111010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100001 01111001 01100100 01101111 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100010 - Unidentified Haydonite


Translation: "Let's Go!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:00100010 01001111 01110010 01100111 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01111010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100001 01111001 01100100 01101111 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100010 - Unidentified Haydonite


Translation: "Let's Go!!"


actually, it's "Organics are no match for the mechanized might of the Haydonites."

i just always hate the trope of robots who conveniently speak english all the time, even when speaking to other robots..
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SRoss wrote:
Rejected Battle Cries


"Don't shoot til you see the whites of their eyes!" - Karno (Said while battling the Grays)

"I'm behind you all the way!" - Khyron

"We'll choke their rivers with our dead!" - Corg

"First one to see the colour of the Regess' panties wins!" - Zor


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Rejected Battle Cries



"We'll give the weaklings the honor of the first shot, just to demonstrate how pathetic they are."-Dolza
"For the secret of soft toilet paper!!!!!"--The Regent
"NO WAY IN HELL AM I PAYING MINMEI ALIMONY!!!-T.R. Edwards


:lol: :lol:

glitterboy2098 wrote:00100010 01001111 01110010 01100111 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01111010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100001 01111001 01100100 01101111 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100010 - Unidentified Haydonite


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:00100010 01001111 01110010 01100111 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01111010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100001 01111001 01100100 01101111 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100010 - Unidentified Haydonite


Translation: "Let's Go!!"


:lol:

glitterboy2098 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:00100010 01001111 01110010 01100111 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01111010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100001 01111001 01100100 01101111 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100010 - Unidentified Haydonite


Translation: "Let's Go!!"


actually, it's "Organics are no match for the mechanized might of the Haydonites."

i just always hate the trope of robots who conveniently speak english all the time, even when speaking to other robots..


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"Cry Havoc and let slip the Pollinators of War!" - Cabell
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"FOR LACK OF BRAIN BLEACH!!!!"---Zor Prime
"BECAUSE HANGING'S TOO GOOD FOR ME!"---Col. Johnathon Wolfe
"THE CAMERA IS MIGHTIER THAN THE PLASMA BLASTER!!!"---Sue Graham
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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"BRING ME A MAN!!!" - Minmei

"Can I keep them?" :D - Annie

"PANTY RAID!!!" - Ben Dixon (Boarding a Quadrono ship)
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"HUGS AND KISSES!!!"-Miriya
"FLOWERS FOR THE FLOWER GOD!!!" ---Regis
"MACHISMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"---Captain Komodo
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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SRoss wrote:"We will win for Mother Russia!" - Gloval

"I SAID NO SMOKING!!!" - Sammie


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:"Cry Havoc and let slip the Pollinators of War!" - Cabell


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:"FOR LACK OF BRAIN BLEACH!!!!"---Zor Prime
"BECAUSE HANGING'S TOO GOOD FOR ME!"---Col. Johnathon Wolfe
"THE CAMERA IS MIGHTIER THAN THE PLASMA BLASTER!!!"---Sue Graham


:lol:

SRoss wrote:"BRING ME A MAN!!!" - Minmei

"Can I keep them?" :D - Annie

"PANTY RAID!!!" - Ben Dixon (Boarding a Quadrono ship)


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:"HUGS AND KISSES!!!"-Miriya
"FLOWERS FOR THE FLOWER GOD!!!" ---Regis
"MACHISMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"---Captain Komodo


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How Things Could Have REALLY Gone Pear-shaped:

"Thanks for the flowers, Rick, Lisa..."
"Glad to see you conscious. If you don't mind my asking what happened?"
"Apparently when Miriya was researching ways to kill me she-"
"Worked out on arcade combat games?"
"No. I don't know WHERE she got ahold of the hentai videogames but she tried to kill me with sex..."
"... :shock: ..."
"... :shock: ..."
"...doctors are AMAZED I still have sensation in my pelvis, though it was the dehydration that almost did me in..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:How Things Could Have REALLY Gone Pear-shaped:


(End of the Circle: Prelude)

Gnea: "WANT SNU SNU NOW!"

Angelo: "AGGG! MY PELVIS!!!"
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:How Things Could Have REALLY Gone Pear-shaped:


(End of the Circle: Prelude)

Gnea: "WANT SNU SNU NOW!"

Angelo: "AGGG! MY PELVIS!!!"



Regis: AFTER YOU'RE DONE. MY TURN.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:How Things Could Have REALLY Gone Pear-shaped:

"Thanks for the flowers, Rick, Lisa..."
"Glad to see you conscious. If you don't mind my asking what happened?"
"Apparently when Miriya was researching ways to kill me she-"
"Worked out on arcade combat games?"
"No. I don't know WHERE she got ahold of the hentai videogames but she tried to kill me with sex..."
"... :shock: ..."
"... :shock: ..."
"...doctors are AMAZED I still have sensation in my pelvis, though it was the dehydration that almost did me in..."


:lol: :lol: :badbad:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:How Things Could Have REALLY Gone Pear-shaped:


(End of the Circle: Prelude)

Gnea: "WANT SNU SNU NOW!"

Angelo: "AGGG! MY PELVIS!!!"


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:How Things Could Have REALLY Gone Pear-shaped:


(End of the Circle: Prelude)

Gnea: "WANT SNU SNU NOW!"

Angelo: "AGGG! MY PELVIS!!!"



Regis: AFTER YOU'RE DONE. MY TURN.


:lol: :eek: :shock: :?
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Karno: :badbad: "SEE!? SEE!? DISCRIMINATION! Earthmen have it EASY!!!! They get sex! I get-
*FORTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*
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taalismn wrote:Karno: :badbad: "SEE!? SEE!? DISCRIMINATION! Earthmen have it EASY!!!! They get sex! I get-
*FORTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*


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Karno steps out of the clone tank.

Minmei: (Wearing a lace teddy, and nothing else) "Hii lover-boy..."

Karno: :shock: :shock: :eek: "WHO KEEPS WRITING THIS @#$%!!!" :badbad:

Elsewhere... a darkened room with computer terminals and multiple empty Petite-Cola lay about three women there...

Musica: "Are we not stinkers, sisters?" :twisted:
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Vanessa Leeds: "Hey guys, got anything for me to do?"

Fourth Wall Gang: "Aren't you dead?"

Vanessa: "Hasn't stopped Sammie. Besides, Leonard didn't mention me in his speech in episode 37, so there's no proof I'm dead."

SRoss: "She's got us there." :roll:
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SRoss wrote:Vanessa Leeds: "Hey guys, got anything for me to do?"

Fourth Wall Gang: "Aren't you dead?"

Vanessa: "Hasn't stopped Sammie. Besides, Leonard didn't mention me in his speech in episode 37, so there's no proof I'm dead."

SRoss: "She's got us there." :roll:



"Can you use a flamethrower?"
"..I'm not going to have to wear a t-shirt while I'm using it, am I?"
"No."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Vanessa Leeds: "Hey guys, got anything for me to do?"

Fourth Wall Gang: "Aren't you dead?"

Vanessa: "Hasn't stopped Sammie. Besides, Leonard didn't mention me in his speech in episode 37, so there's no proof I'm dead."

SRoss: "She's got us there." :roll:



"Can you use a flamethrower?"
"..I'm not going to have to wear a t-shirt while I'm using it, am I?"
"No."
"Light it up."


Chronicler: "Why are you guys giving her that dinky thing? Here Vanessa, use this."
http://wallpapershacker.com/wallpaper/v ... 316827.jpg
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Chronicler wrote:[

Chronicler: "Why are you guys giving her that dinky thing? Here Vanessa, use this."
http://wallpapershacker.com/wallpaper/v ... 316827.jpg


Cryogenic vapor coming off the right arm? Freeze and fry? Chill and char?
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

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taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:[

Chronicler: "Why are you guys giving her that dinky thing? Here Vanessa, use this."
http://wallpapershacker.com/wallpaper/v ... 316827.jpg


Cryogenic vapor coming off the right arm? Freeze and fry? Chill and char?


Starcraft firebat, smoke coming off it... I think :-?
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SRoss wrote:Karno steps out of the clone tank.

Minmei: (Wearing a lace teddy, and nothing else) "Hii lover-boy..."

Karno: :shock: :shock: :eek: "WHO KEEPS WRITING THIS @#$%!!!" :badbad:

Elsewhere... a darkened room with computer terminals and multiple empty Petite-Cola lay about three women there...

Musica: "Are we not stinkers, sisters?" :twisted:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:Vanessa Leeds: "Hey guys, got anything for me to do?"

Fourth Wall Gang: "Aren't you dead?"

Vanessa: "Hasn't stopped Sammie. Besides, Leonard didn't mention me in his speech in episode 37, so there's no proof I'm dead."

SRoss: "She's got us there." :roll:


:lol: You can also clone the rest of them if you want.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Vanessa Leeds: "Hey guys, got anything for me to do?"

Fourth Wall Gang: "Aren't you dead?"

Vanessa: "Hasn't stopped Sammie. Besides, Leonard didn't mention me in his speech in episode 37, so there's no proof I'm dead."

SRoss: "She's got us there." :roll:



"Can you use a flamethrower?"
"..I'm not going to have to wear a t-shirt while I'm using it, am I?"
"No."
"Light it up."


:lol: :lol:

Chronicler wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Vanessa Leeds: "Hey guys, got anything for me to do?"

Fourth Wall Gang: "Aren't you dead?"

Vanessa: "Hasn't stopped Sammie. Besides, Leonard didn't mention me in his speech in episode 37, so there's no proof I'm dead."

SRoss: "She's got us there." :roll:



"Can you use a flamethrower?"
"..I'm not going to have to wear a t-shirt while I'm using it, am I?"
"No."
"Light it up."


Chronicler: "Why are you guys giving her that dinky thing? Here Vanessa, use this."
http://wallpapershacker.com/wallpaper/v ... 316827.jpg


:lol: :shock: Cool.... :D :twisted:
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taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:[

Chronicler: "Why are you guys giving her that dinky thing? Here Vanessa, use this."
http://wallpapershacker.com/wallpaper/v ... 316827.jpg


Cryogenic vapor coming off the right arm? Freeze and fry? Chill and char?


:lol:

Chronicler wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:[

Chronicler: "Why are you guys giving her that dinky thing? Here Vanessa, use this."
http://wallpapershacker.com/wallpaper/v ... 316827.jpg


Cryogenic vapor coming off the right arm? Freeze and fry? Chill and char?


Starcraft firebat, smoke coming off it... I think :-?


Who cares, it looks cool! :D
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Vanessa: "So...you want me to clean out the cutting room?"
SRoss:"Indeed...the floor's covered with cut blooper footage, censored quips, false starts, lame jokes, stale material...it's piling up faster and thicker than plaque in a couch potato's arteries."
Vanessa: "Sweeping up a floor? That sounds sorta...menial..."
Chronicler: "That's why you have the power armor suit."
Vanessa: "Huh?"
SRoss: "The old material's on old cellulose stock and magnetic tape. That stuff gets lit, it goes up like gun cotton. UNless you're fully protected, we're talking MASSIVE flashburns."
Chronicler: "Thank heavens for the switchover to digital media..now all we have to worry about is EMP."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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"So, Scott, heard you had an attack of 'were-Pollinatoris' a ways back? You feeling better?"
"Yeah, Rand. I'm fine. Whatever it was in that drink Alex gave me, well, it only affects me during a full moon."
"...but Scott, we're ON the Moon right now. Technically it's full ALL the time."
"Rand, I'm pretty sure that's not how it wo*POOF*...yerp?"

It took thirty-six stitches to close all the bite wounds and he'd be off that ankle for a week, but Rand decided it was totally worth it...
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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hmm.. wouldn't a werecreature on a the moon be effected by the phases of the earth?
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glitterboy2098 wrote:hmm.. wouldn't a werecreature on a the moon be effected by the phases of the earth?


"Thank god I got Rand's comment out of my head! 'Full moon' indeed! If anything, it would be phases of the Earth instead, like the full Earth right over, ohfu-*POOF!*uuf..."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:hmm.. wouldn't a werecreature on a the moon be effected by the phases of the earth?


"Thank god I got Rand's comment out of my head! 'Full moon' indeed! If anything, it would be phases of the Earth instead, like the full Earth right over, ohfu-*POOF!*uuf..."


Ariel: (Sigh) :nh: "Scott! Walkies!" :love:

Rook: "Wait! Does were-Pollinatoris get passed by bites!?!" :shock:
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SRoss wrote:
Rook: "Wait! Does were-Pollinatoris get passed by bites!?!" :shock:


Rand: "No Rook, I'm sure that's not how that wo-*BAMPF*yip---" :|
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Rook: "It's so...SMALL..."
They can't see me...Right!?
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Lunk: "Well, look who's in the doghouse."
Rand: ".....rrrrrrrrrr....." :badbad:
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Rook: "I think he'd look better in a hamster.cage."
Rand: "Heeeeyyyyy..."
They can't see me...Right!?
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*FORTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*
:thwak: :ugh:
Rand: (("Damn you, invisible fencing....!"))
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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