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*Beep* "Sorry, Gendo can't come to the phone right now, he's currently not in a position to answer-"
"SHE LIES!!! HEL-AIIEE!!"
"-So leave a message at the beep and he'll ignore you. Have a nice day!"
*click*
Rei, wearing a exo-mode Cyclone, is in Gendo's office, currently holding a drawer in Gendo's desk closed with one power-armored hand.
Gendo is currently on his knees behind aforementioned desk, his fingers caught in he closed drawer, his other hand scrambling to wrench the other arm loose, reach the phone, or grab unto the desk and keep himself from toppling to the floor in agony.

*Beep* Sorry, Khyron can't come to the phone right now. He's currently tied up with other matters.

Khyron: "You really should untie me. That might have been an important call."

Sammy: "Silly. That's why we got voice mail. Now where did I put the hot candle wax?"

taalismn wrote:*Beep* "Sorry, Gendo can't come to the phone right now, he's currently not in a position to answer-"
"SHE LIES!!! HEL-AIIEE!!"
"-So leave a message at the beep and he'll ignore you. Have a nice day!"
*click*
Rei, wearing a exo-mode Cyclone, is in Gendo's office, currently holding a drawer in Gendo's desk closed with one power-armored hand.
Gendo is currently on his knees behind aforementioned desk, his fingers caught in he closed drawer, his other hand scrambling to wrench the other arm loose, reach the phone, or grab unto the desk and keep himself from toppling to the floor in agony.

Handy Man Gendo is not.

taalismn wrote:#ring-ring-ring# *BEEP* "Hello, Gendo? T.R. Edwards here. Had to take a breather here in Bloopers...apparently we slipped threads again, and the crossovers thread has Minmei basically MASSACRING my bridge crew with nothing but Kyle's gnawed-off foot to start with, and ending up jamming my arm, gun and all, so far down my throat, I'm farting 9mm caseless. Unless she's hanging with Frank Castle or Kenshiro, it's a sign of a thread-slip, so while she's busy over there, it should be relatively safe here in the Bloopers for a while. Thought you'd appreciate having someplace to lay low for a few. If you can't make it, I understand. And if you're tapping this line, GMP, I've already moved my location, so don't bother trying to backtrack and triangulate on me. Bye-bye!"

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:#ring-ring-ring# *BEEP* "Hello, Gendo? T.R. Edwards here. Had to take a breather here in Bloopers...apparently we slipped threads again, and the crossovers thread has Minmei basically MASSACRING my bridge crew with nothing but Kyle's gnawed-off foot to start with, and ending up jamming my arm, gun and all, so far down my throat, I'm farting 9mm caseless. Unless she's hanging with Frank Castle or Kenshiro, it's a sign of a thread-slip, so while she's busy over there, it should be relatively safe here in the Bloopers for a while. Thought you'd appreciate having someplace to lay low for a few. If you can't make it, I understand. And if you're tapping this line, GMP, I've already moved my location, so don't bother trying to backtrack and triangulate on me. Bye-bye!"

Starcraft Ghost:" I'm already there! "

taalismn wrote:*Beep* "Sorry, Gendo can't come to the phone right now, he's currently not in a position to answer-"
"SHE LIES!!! HEL-AIIEE!!"
"-So leave a message at the beep and he'll ignore you. Have a nice day!"
*click*
Rei, wearing a exo-mode Cyclone, is in Gendo's office, currently holding a drawer in Gendo's desk closed with one power-armored hand.
Gendo is currently on his knees behind aforementioned desk, his fingers caught in he closed drawer, his other hand scrambling to wrench the other arm loose, reach the phone, or grab unto the desk and keep himself from toppling to the floor in agony.

SRoss wrote:*Beep* Sorry, Khyron can't come to the phone right now. He's currently tied up with other matters.

Khyron: "You really should untie me. That might have been an important call."

Sammy: "Silly. That's why we got voice mail. Now where did I put the hot candle wax?"

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:*Beep* "Sorry, Gendo can't come to the phone right now, he's currently not in a position to answer-"
"SHE LIES!!! HEL-AIIEE!!"
"-So leave a message at the beep and he'll ignore you. Have a nice day!"
*click*
Rei, wearing a exo-mode Cyclone, is in Gendo's office, currently holding a drawer in Gendo's desk closed with one power-armored hand.
Gendo is currently on his knees behind aforementioned desk, his fingers caught in he closed drawer, his other hand scrambling to wrench the other arm loose, reach the phone, or grab unto the desk and keep himself from toppling to the floor in agony.

Handy Man Gendo is not.

Armored, his gloves are not.
Though he learned to wear an athlete's cup after the nth time Shinji punched, kicked, kneed, rammed, tazered, shot, flamethrowered, missiled, chainsawed, and blunt-forced his old man in the groin.

taalismn wrote:Armored, his gloves are not.
Though he learned to wear an athlete's cup after the nth time Shinji punched, kicked, kneed, rammed, tazered, shot, flamethrowered, missiled, chainsawed, and blunt-forced his old man in the groin.

Sounds like some one had Daddy Issues.

Well, they did trace the weedwhacker to Kaji's garden shed. Though where Shinji learned the bo staff techniques to go with its use is still anybody's guess.

taalismn wrote:Well, they did trace the weedwhacker to Kaji's garden shed. Though where Shinji learned the bo staff techniques to go with its use is still anybody's guess.

Well in that case Gendo should consider himself lucky that his whining offspring never played Warhammer 40,000 as the Dark Eldar or Chaos.

Shinji the Deamon Prince, proof that the Dark Gods are a sick twisted bunch, along with Auska as a Bloodthrister.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, they did trace the weedwhacker to Kaji's garden shed. Though where Shinji learned the bo staff techniques to go with its use is still anybody's guess.

Well in that case Gendo should consider himself lucky that his whining offspring never played Warhammer 40,000 as the Dark Eldar or Chaos.

Shinji the Deamon Prince, proof that the Dark Gods are a sick twisted bunch, along with Auska as a Bloodthrister.

Wait, didn't he achieved Godhood? Last I checked he did in the end.

Chronicler wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, they did trace the weedwhacker to Kaji's garden shed. Though where Shinji learned the bo staff techniques to go with its use is still anybody's guess.

Well in that case Gendo should consider himself lucky that his whining offspring never played Warhammer 40,000 as the Dark Eldar or Chaos.

Shinji the Deamon Prince, proof that the Dark Gods are a sick twisted bunch, along with Auska as a Bloodthrister.

Wait, didn't he achieved Godhood? Last I checked he did in the end.

Yeah, in Shinji Warhammer he was pretty much there, but Kaworou was pretty much his evil nemesis and SEELE's secret redoubt had essentially gone Slanaash.
There WAS a crackfic where Shinji basically went Dark God and would up sentencing his father to Eva, and fired out into space as his dread herald of his expanding empire of evil.

taalismn wrote:Armored, his gloves are not.
Though he learned to wear an athlete's cup after the nth time Shinji punched, kicked, kneed, rammed, tazered, shot, flamethrowered, missiled, chainsawed, and blunt-forced his old man in the groin.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Armored, his gloves are not.
Though he learned to wear an athlete's cup after the nth time Shinji punched, kicked, kneed, rammed, tazered, shot, flamethrowered, missiled, chainsawed, and blunt-forced his old man in the groin.

Sounds like some one had Daddy Issues.

taalismn wrote:Well, they did trace the weedwhacker to Kaji's garden shed. Though where Shinji learned the bo staff techniques to go with its use is still anybody's guess.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, they did trace the weedwhacker to Kaji's garden shed. Though where Shinji learned the bo staff techniques to go with its use is still anybody's guess.

Well in that case Gendo should consider himself lucky that his whining offspring never played Warhammer 40,000 as the Dark Eldar or Chaos.

Shinji the Deamon Prince, proof that the Dark Gods are a sick twisted bunch, along with Auska as a Bloodthrister.

Chronicler wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, they did trace the weedwhacker to Kaji's garden shed. Though where Shinji learned the bo staff techniques to go with its use is still anybody's guess.

Well in that case Gendo should consider himself lucky that his whining offspring never played Warhammer 40,000 as the Dark Eldar or Chaos.

Shinji the Deamon Prince, proof that the Dark Gods are a sick twisted bunch, along with Auska as a Bloodthrister.

Wait, didn't he achieved Godhood? Last I checked he did in the end.

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, they did trace the weedwhacker to Kaji's garden shed. Though where Shinji learned the bo staff techniques to go with its use is still anybody's guess.

Well in that case Gendo should consider himself lucky that his whining offspring never played Warhammer 40,000 as the Dark Eldar or Chaos.

Shinji the Deamon Prince, proof that the Dark Gods are a sick twisted bunch, along with Auska as a Bloodthrister.

Wait, didn't he achieved Godhood? Last I checked he did in the end.

Yeah, in Shinji Warhammer he was pretty much there, but Kaworou was pretty much his evil nemesis and SEELE's secret redoubt had essentially gone Slanaash.
There WAS a crackfic where Shinji basically went Dark God and would up sentencing his father to Eva, and fired out into space as his dread herald of his expanding empire of evil.

And Gendo can only blame himself.

taalismn wrote:Yeah, in Shinji Warhammer he was pretty much there, but Kaworou was pretty much his evil nemesis and SEELE's secret redoubt had essentially gone Slanaash.
There WAS a crackfic where Shinji basically went Dark God and would up sentencing his father to Eva, and fired out into space as his dread herald of his expanding empire of evil.

I think I read that crackfic a long time ago, didn't Shinji really work Auska over in that fic to make her more docile, I'm talking about hard core torture that broke her like a dry, dead twig and it had a demonic aborted baby with a coat hanger through it's head.

Not quite; I thought he just turned her into his berserker, while the Rei-clones became his harem guard.

taalismn wrote:Not quite; I thought he just turned her into his berserker, while the Rei-clones became his harem guard.

I can't say I remember that part of the fic I'm talking but all in all it sounds like a nice fic, have a link to it?

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yeah, in Shinji Warhammer he was pretty much there, but Kaworou was pretty much his evil nemesis and SEELE's secret redoubt had essentially gone Slanaash.
There WAS a crackfic where Shinji basically went Dark God and would up sentencing his father to Eva, and fired out into space as his dread herald of his expanding empire of evil.

I think I read that crackfic a long time ago, didn't Shinji really work Auska over in that fic to make her more docile, I'm talking about hard core torture that broke her like a dry, dead twig and it had a demonic aborted baby with a coat hanger through it's head.

taalismn wrote:Not quite; I thought he just turned her into his berserker, while the Rei-clones became his harem guard.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Not quite; I thought he just turned her into his berserker, while the Rei-clones became his harem guard.

I can't say I remember that part of the fic I'm talking but all in all it sounds like a nice fic, have a link to it?

Won't mind one either.

"WE don't want you soldiers here! Go away!"
"Ah, so you DON'T want any protection from the horde of orcs descending on this place?"
"We..what?"
"The orcs. We're not sure how they got here, where they came from, but they sure seem angry and mean, and we were hoping to hook up with those soldiers you betrayed and form an alliance to protect towns like yours, because the Invid sure as hell aren't doing anything about them. Heck, they might even be in cahoots with the orcs. They certainly didn't do anything about the last three villages those things destroyed!"
"You're...you're lying! There's no such thing as orcs! You're making that all up!"
'I don't think so. Look over there."
"wwaaauuughhhh!!!"
"Oh well, since you don't need us and we don't have enough numbers anyway to beat that horde, we're out of here. Maybe the Invid will finally save somebody? Oh, wait, we blew away the ones here! Ah, too bad! Toodles!"

taalismn wrote:"WE don't want you soldiers here! Go away!"
"Ah, so you DON'T want any protection from the horde of orcs descending on this place?"
"We..what?"
"The orcs. We're not sure how they got here, where they came from, but they sure seem angry and mean, and we were hoping to hook up with those soldiers you betrayed and form an alliance to protect towns like yours, because the Invid sure as hell aren't doing anything about them. Heck, they might even be in cahoots with the orcs. They certainly didn't do anything about the last three villages those things destroyed!"
"You're...you're lying! There's no such thing as orcs! You're making that all up!"
'I don't think so. Look over there."
"wwaaauuughhhh!!!"
"Oh well, since you don't need us and we don't have enough numbers anyway to beat that horde, we're out of here. Maybe the Invid will finally save somebody? Oh, wait, we blew away the ones here! Ah, too bad! Toodles!"

UEEF has been getting strange reports of small town disappering at random and so they send the 98th " Lost Ones " to the site of the last down to disapper to get to the bottom of the strange disapperances.

Lost Ones Capatian: " Ok we should be reach the town of We'redoomed in five minutes so when we get there stay close to one another, for all we know they could just be having a combination of commucations problems and sleeping last night's party. "

Lost Ones Trooper#123456: " Sir we have been hearing strange rumors that there are new types of aliens on Earth, is it true? "

Lost Ones Captian: " New Trooper there are no unknown aliens on Earth, most likely it's just some drunken country bumpkin that was so drunk that he was seeing things. "

Lost Ones Trooper#789010: " Are you sure Sir?, I heard from the 88th Gonden Path recon team that they were being shadowed by something but what it is was never showed it'self to them but they swear on a stack of bibles that there was something following them. "

Lost Ones Captian: " For the last time there are no aliens on Earth, besides those Golden Path are ass clowns who are a bunch of praniod retards who coun't find a clue if it came up and bit them on the ass, now stow that crap because we are coming up on the town. "

* The Lost Ones enter a small primtive town that looks like it had been force fed through an industral steel shreader *

Lost Ones Trooper#666: " We're going to die 'anrt we? "

Lost Trooper's Sargent:" Stow that s***!, there's nothing here to worry about, go take point and keep your damn eyes open you spineless panty waste! "

Lost Ones Trooper#21:" Damn Captian it looks like this place got a termianl boot ****ing, but yet where are the bodies? "

Lost Ones Captian: " I don't like there it's like everyone trashed the place and pulled up stakes, hell I don't even see any animals, what the hell happpened here? "

Lost Ones Trooper#666:" We're so ****ed! "

Lost One Captain:" You Trooper#167 check out that church and stay on your toes. "

Lost Ones Trooper#167: " Right Sir I will not fail! "

*Lost Ones Trooper#167 silently creeps up the the shattered door of the chruch, peeks his head around the buckled doors of the chruch and sees that the inside of the curch looks like some one had detonated a large explosive device as the rest of the Lost Ones become tense with fear.*

*Lost Ones Trooper#167 carefuly makes his way inside the ruined chech as he has a sudden and very painful tention in his bladder and bowels.*

" CLATTER!"

Lost Ones Trooper#167: " AIEEEEEEE! "

Lost Ones Captian: " REPORT!, WHAT'S GOING ON! "

" Mew! "

Lost Ones Trooper#167:" Oh s*** it's a cat a mother f---SKEEEEE!, AHHHH IT HURTS! IT HURTS! GET OFF! GET IT OFF! "

The Lost One have no time to panic as there is the thunderus sounds of niegh countless feet slaming into the earth are from every direction comes unholy nightmares made flesh and with in less then five seconds is one remaining Lost Ones troopers as the rest of the recon team have been horrficly eviscrated.

Lost Ones Trooper#666:" Why did I leave my bug spray back at the base? " is his last thought as a towering nightmare of way too many claws and even more teeth turns him into crunch&munch.

Then the nightmare having finshed off Lost Ones Trooper#666 rears up it's massive head full of bloody, jagged fangs and let's out a horrfing scream that had been the death neal of countless races before they found themselves on this ripe and fetile world.

Yeah, kittens are psychotic....

Annie: (Squirting it with water) "Bad Mr. Snuggles! Bad!"

taalismn wrote:Yeah, kittens are psychotic....

Don't you know it, but I was hinting at a tyranid infestation in that little story.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yeah, kittens are psychotic....

Don't you know it, but I was hinting at a tyranid infestation in that little story.

Tyranid Kittens. Get the bundle plan today!

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yeah, kittens are psychotic....

Don't you know it, but I was hinting at a tyranid infestation in that little story.

Tyranid Kittens. Get the bundle plan today!

I agree but litter box training them is a b****

"Lang, remember when you told us never to press the red button?"
"Ja?"
"This new control set-up....well,...."
"Ja?"
"They're ALL red buttons."

taalismn wrote:"WE don't want you soldiers here! Go away!"
"Ah, so you DON'T want any protection from the horde of orcs descending on this place?"
"We..what?"
"The orcs. We're not sure how they got here, where they came from, but they sure seem angry and mean, and we were hoping to hook up with those soldiers you betrayed and form an alliance to protect towns like yours, because the Invid sure as hell aren't doing anything about them. Heck, they might even be in cahoots with the orcs. They certainly didn't do anything about the last three villages those things destroyed!"
"You're...you're lying! There's no such thing as orcs! You're making that all up!"
'I don't think so. Look over there."
"wwaaauuughhhh!!!"
"Oh well, since you don't need us and we don't have enough numbers anyway to beat that horde, we're out of here. Maybe the Invid will finally save somebody? Oh, wait, we blew away the ones here! Ah, too bad! Toodles!"

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"WE don't want you soldiers here! Go away!"
"Ah, so you DON'T want any protection from the horde of orcs descending on this place?"
"We..what?"
"The orcs. We're not sure how they got here, where they came from, but they sure seem angry and mean, and we were hoping to hook up with those soldiers you betrayed and form an alliance to protect towns like yours, because the Invid sure as hell aren't doing anything about them. Heck, they might even be in cahoots with the orcs. They certainly didn't do anything about the last three villages those things destroyed!"
"You're...you're lying! There's no such thing as orcs! You're making that all up!"
'I don't think so. Look over there."
"wwaaauuughhhh!!!"
"Oh well, since you don't need us and we don't have enough numbers anyway to beat that horde, we're out of here. Maybe the Invid will finally save somebody? Oh, wait, we blew away the ones here! Ah, too bad! Toodles!"

UEEF has been getting strange reports of small town disappering at random and so they send the 98th " Lost Ones " to the site of the last down to disapper to get to the bottom of the strange disapperances.

Lost Ones Capatian: " Ok we should be reach the town of We'redoomed in five minutes so when we get there stay close to one another, for all we know they could just be having a combination of commucations problems and sleeping last night's party. "

Lost Ones Trooper#123456: " Sir we have been hearing strange rumors that there are new types of aliens on Earth, is it true? "

Lost Ones Captian: " New Trooper there are no unknown aliens on Earth, most likely it's just some drunken country bumpkin that was so drunk that he was seeing things. "

Lost Ones Trooper#789010: " Are you sure Sir?, I heard from the 88th Gonden Path recon team that they were being shadowed by something but what it is was never showed it'self to them but they swear on a stack of bibles that there was something following them. "

Lost Ones Captian: " For the last time there are no aliens on Earth, besides those Golden Path are ass clowns who are a bunch of praniod retards who coun't find a clue if it came up and bit them on the ass, now stow that crap because we are coming up on the town. "

* The Lost Ones enter a small primtive town that looks like it had been force fed through an industral steel shreader *

Lost Ones Trooper#666: " We're going to die 'anrt we? "

Lost Trooper's Sargent:" Stow that s***!, there's nothing here to worry about, go take point and keep your damn eyes open you spineless panty waste! "

Lost Ones Trooper#21:" Damn Captian it looks like this place got a termianl boot ****ing, but yet where are the bodies? "

Lost Ones Captian: " I don't like there it's like everyone trashed the place and pulled up stakes, hell I don't even see any animals, what the hell happpened here? "

Lost Ones Trooper#666:" We're so ****ed! "

Lost One Captain:" You Trooper#167 check out that church and stay on your toes. "

Lost Ones Trooper#167: " Right Sir I will not fail! "

*Lost Ones Trooper#167 silently creeps up the the shattered door of the chruch, peeks his head around the buckled doors of the chruch and sees that the inside of the curch looks like some one had detonated a large explosive device as the rest of the Lost Ones become tense with fear.*

*Lost Ones Trooper#167 carefuly makes his way inside the ruined chech as he has a sudden and very painful tention in his bladder and bowels.*

" CLATTER!"

Lost Ones Trooper#167: " AIEEEEEEE! "

Lost Ones Captian: " REPORT!, WHAT'S GOING ON! "

" Mew! "

Lost Ones Trooper#167:" Oh s*** it's a cat a mother f---SKEEEEE!, AHHHH IT HURTS! IT HURTS! GET OFF! GET IT OFF! "

The Lost One have no time to panic as there is the thunderus sounds of niegh countless feet slaming into the earth are from every direction comes unholy nightmares made flesh and with in less then five seconds is one remaining Lost Ones troopers as the rest of the recon team have been horrficly eviscrated.

Lost Ones Trooper#666:" Why did I leave my bug spray back at the base? " is his last thought as a towering nightmare of way too many claws and even more teeth turns him into crunch&munch.

Then the nightmare having finshed off Lost Ones Trooper#666 rears up it's massive head full of bloody, jagged fangs and let's out a horrfing scream that had been the death neal of countless races before they found themselves on this ripe and fetile world.

taalismn wrote:Yeah, kittens are psychotic....

SRoss wrote:Annie: (Squirting it with water) "Bad Mr. Snuggles! Bad!"

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yeah, kittens are psychotic....

Don't you know it, but I was hinting at a tyranid infestation in that little story.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yeah, kittens are psychotic....

Don't you know it, but I was hinting at a tyranid infestation in that little story.

Tyranid Kittens. Get the bundle plan today!

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Yeah, kittens are psychotic....

Don't you know it, but I was hinting at a tyranid infestation in that little story.

Tyranid Kittens. Get the bundle plan today!

I agree but litter box training them is a b****

taalismn wrote:"Lang, remember when you told us never to press the red button?"
"Ja?"
"This new control set-up....well,...."
"Ja?"
"They're ALL red buttons."

taalismn wrote:"Lang, remember when you told us never to press the red button?"
"Ja?"
"This new control set-up....well,...."
"Ja?"
"They're ALL red buttons."

I think Lang is either color blind or smoking the flower of life all the time which is why is his known as Mr.Weird Scinece.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Lang, remember when you told us never to press the red button?"
"Ja?"
"This new control set-up....well,...."
"Ja?"
"They're ALL red buttons."

I think Lang is either color blind or smoking the flower of life all the time which is why is his known as Mr.Weird Scinece.

"The problem is, all the ELEVATOR buttons are now red and marked 'DANGER!'. Midshipman on his first cruise walked into the elevator without looking and got trapped inside, afraid to touch ANYTHING."

taalismn wrote:"The problem is, all the ELEVATOR buttons are now red and marked 'DANGER!'. Midshipman on his first cruise walked into the elevator without looking and got trapped inside, afraid to touch ANYTHING."

And the rates of caulsterphobia rises by 9,000%

"I don't know what I did, but THE WHOLE BOARD'S GONE RED!!!!!"

Junior Rating: "When in doubt, PRESS EVERYTHING!!!"

taalismn wrote:"The problem is, all the ELEVATOR buttons are now red and marked 'DANGER!'. Midshipman on his first cruise walked into the elevator without looking and got trapped inside, afraid to touch ANYTHING."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"The problem is, all the ELEVATOR buttons are now red and marked 'DANGER!'. Midshipman on his first cruise walked into the elevator without looking and got trapped inside, afraid to touch ANYTHING."

And the rates of caulsterphobia rises by 9,000%

taalismn wrote:"I don't know what I did, but THE WHOLE BOARD'S GONE RED!!!!!"

SRoss wrote:Junior Rating: "When in doubt, PRESS EVERYTHING!!!"

"Captain? The Solar System just went out."

taalismn wrote:"Captain? The Solar System just went out."

" LLLLLLAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG! "

taalismn wrote:"Captain? The Solar System just went out."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Captain? The Solar System just went out."

" LLLLLLAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG! "

"Damn....I divided by zero, didn't I?"

taalismn wrote:"Damn....I divided by zero, didn't I?"

taalismn wrote:"Damn....I divided by zero, didn't I?"

Which can be done, zero divided by zero is still zero.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Damn....I divided by zero, didn't I?"

Which can be done, zero divided by zero is still zero.

Not the way Lang does long division.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Damn....I divided by zero, didn't I?"

Which can be done, zero divided by zero is still zero.

Not the way Lang does long division.

I know that but I'm talking about *NORMAL* mathimatics.

Kargan3033 wrote:[

I know that but I'm talking about *NORMAL* mathimatics.

What about this thread strikes you as "NORMAL"? Assume that 'normal', when dealing with this thread, DOES NOT APPLY. Simply reminding us of what goes in the Real World here is like informing the remains of a jumper off the Empire State Building that 'gravity may be fatal'.
That having been said, when Lang does longhand mathematics, you have to check the backside of the paper, because what he scribbles there ties into what's on the front...worse, he uses invisible ink for some parts, and ink that dries and becomes visible only with the passage of time, and he also writes on the edge(not the margins, the EDGE) of the paper. Backwards, and in sequential code. And in different number bases. And then there's the Inca Calendar inserts....

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[

I know that but I'm talking about *NORMAL* mathimatics.

What about this thread strikes you as "NORMAL"? Assume that 'normal', when dealing with this thread, DOES NOT APPLY. Simply reminding us of what goes in the Real World here is like informing the remains of a jumper off the Empire State Building that 'gravity may be fatal'.
That having been said, when Lang does longhand mathematics, you have to check the backside of the paper, because what he scribbles there ties into what's on the front...worse, he uses invisible ink for some parts, and ink that dries and becomes visible only with the passage of time, and he also writes on the edge(not the margins, the EDGE) of the paper. Backwards, and in sequential code. And in different number bases. And then there's the Inca Calendar inserts....

Given what I have been through this forum *insanity* is Normal for me.

As for Lang's style of math it reminds me of my grade school math meaning that I found it to be a bunch of mind numbing insanity and given that my math teach was so anal retentive about proper line spacing it's a sure bet she was toilet trained at gun point when she was a kid.

Well, if you can't distinguish between two zeroes and an infinity sign because of poor spacing...bad things can happen...

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Damn....I divided by zero, didn't I?"

Which can be done, zero divided by zero is still zero.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Damn....I divided by zero, didn't I?"

Which can be done, zero divided by zero is still zero.

Not the way Lang does long division.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Damn....I divided by zero, didn't I?"

Which can be done, zero divided by zero is still zero.

Not the way Lang does long division.

I know that but I'm talking about *NORMAL* mathimatics.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[

I know that but I'm talking about *NORMAL* mathimatics.

What about this thread strikes you as "NORMAL"? Assume that 'normal', when dealing with this thread, DOES NOT APPLY. Simply reminding us of what goes in the Real World here is like informing the remains of a jumper off the Empire State Building that 'gravity may be fatal'.
That having been said, when Lang does longhand mathematics, you have to check the backside of the paper, because what he scribbles there ties into what's on the front...worse, he uses invisible ink for some parts, and ink that dries and becomes visible only with the passage of time, and he also writes on the edge(not the margins, the EDGE) of the paper. Backwards, and in sequential code. And in different number bases. And then there's the Inca Calendar inserts....

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[

I know that but I'm talking about *NORMAL* mathimatics.

What about this thread strikes you as "NORMAL"? Assume that 'normal', when dealing with this thread, DOES NOT APPLY. Simply reminding us of what goes in the Real World here is like informing the remains of a jumper off the Empire State Building that 'gravity may be fatal'.
That having been said, when Lang does longhand mathematics, you have to check the backside of the paper, because what he scribbles there ties into what's on the front...worse, he uses invisible ink for some parts, and ink that dries and becomes visible only with the passage of time, and he also writes on the edge(not the margins, the EDGE) of the paper. Backwards, and in sequential code. And in different number bases. And then there's the Inca Calendar inserts....

Given what I have been through this forum *insanity* is Normal for me.

As for Lang's style of math it reminds me of my grade school math meaning that I found it to be a bunch of mind numbing insanity and given that my math teach was so anal retentive about proper line spacing it's a sure bet she was toilet trained at gun point when she was a kid.

taalismn wrote:Well, if you can't distinguish between two zeroes and an infinity sign because of poor spacing...bad things can happen...

Lang: "Vell, if I carry the one?"

Universe drops into subspace.

Lang:

taalismn wrote:Well, if you can't distinguish between two zeroes and an infinity sign because of poor spacing...bad things can happen...

Or very good things depending on your views on life.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, if you can't distinguish between two zeroes and an infinity sign because of poor spacing...bad things can happen...

Or very good things depending on your views on life.

"Well, on the plus side, we've empirically verified the existence of an afterlife."

"..."

Hel: "Why is there a battlefortress in my throne room?"

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, if you can't distinguish between two zeroes and an infinity sign because of poor spacing...bad things can happen...

Or very good things depending on your views on life.

"Well, on the plus side, we've empirically verified the existence of an afterlife."

"..."

Good point I can just see what the afterlife in the RT-verce is like, basicly even more f'ed up and angist ridden then life in the RT-verce.

SRoss wrote:Lang: "Vell, if I carry the one?"

Universe drops into subspace.

Lang:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, if you can't distinguish between two zeroes and an infinity sign because of poor spacing...bad things can happen...

Or very good things depending on your views on life.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, if you can't distinguish between two zeroes and an infinity sign because of poor spacing...bad things can happen...

Or very good things depending on your views on life.

"Well, on the plus side, we've empirically verified the existence of an afterlife."

"..."

SRoss wrote:Hel: "Why is there a battlefortress in my throne room?"

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, if you can't distinguish between two zeroes and an infinity sign because of poor spacing...bad things can happen...

Or very good things depending on your views on life.

"Well, on the plus side, we've empirically verified the existence of an afterlife."

"..."

Good point I can just see what the afterlife in the RT-verce is like, basicly even more f'ed up and angist ridden then life in the RT-verce.

Lang recalculates and suddenly the rest of the cast is replaced by Veloceraptor versions of themselves.