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Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Ypu know, when you apply a full body cast, you're supposed to leave air holes..."
"Ooops..."
Karno:"(mmmpppfffff!!!)"

Well isn't that a gas, carbon dioxcide at that.

taalismn wrote:Octavia:(pulling down elder's hood and clicking a spark ignitor) "No, you really need heat to soothe aches and pains and cauterize bleeders ." FWOOSH(cutting torch lights up)

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:...and that's without somebody teasing you with a feather.

Or worse yet dusting your cast with itching powder before it's put on.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:...and that's without somebody teasing you with a feather.

Or worse yet dusting your cast with itching powder before it's put on.

"You hear about the infestation of plaster-termites in this hospital? Hope they didn't travel to this floor."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:...and that's without somebody teasing you with a feather.

Or worse yet dusting your cast with itching powder before it's put on.

"You hear about the infestation of plaster-termites in this hospital? Hope they didn't travel to this floor."

Hudson in traction: " Can't we call it even and bug out? "

taalismn wrote:Cue Hudson crawling out of the hospital(or to the rooftop helipad) using his TEETH.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Cue Hudson crawling out of the hospital(or to the rooftop helipad) using his TEETH.

I always said that guy was a *mouthy* SOB.

taalismn wrote:"Ypu know, when you apply a full body cast, you're supposed to leave air holes..."
"Ooops..."
Karno:"(mmmpppfffff!!!)"

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Ypu know, when you apply a full body cast, you're supposed to leave air holes..."
"Ooops..."
Karno:"(mmmpppfffff!!!)"

Well isn't that a gas, carbon dioxcide at that.

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Ypu know, when you apply a full body cast, you're supposed to leave air holes..."
"Ooops..."
Karno:"(mmmpppfffff!!!)"

Well isn't that a gas, carbon dioxcide at that.

Musical: "Don't worry! I'll fix that!" (Grabs a power drill with a really long bit)

taalismn wrote:Octavia:(pulling down elder's hood and clicking a spark ignitor) "No, you really need heat to soothe aches and pains and cauterize bleeders ." FWOOSH(cutting torch lights up)

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Octavia:(pulling down elder's hood and clicking a spark ignitor) "No, you really need heat to soothe aches and pains and cauterize bleeders ." FWOOSH(cutting torch lights up)

Some how I get the feeling he would not get to far with a medical malpractice lawsuit.

You know the univerce hates you when even scumy bottom feeding lawyers won't represent you.

taalismn wrote:"Say, weren't you the bastard in the Guards who wanted to know why the Robotech Mastes brought along, how did you put it?...ah, yes, 'such a useless professional class as the lawyers'. And now you need our services? Oh delicious irony, rife with possibility..."

"...argh...."

taalismn wrote:"Say, weren't you the bastard in the Guards who wanted to know why the Robotech Mastes brought along, how did you put it?...ah, yes, 'such a useless professional class as the lawyers'. And now you need our services? Oh delicious irony, rife with possibility..."
"...argh...."

taalismn wrote:"Remind me again of why we brought along a Lawyer Caste in our 'perfect society'?"
"Because they threatened to sue us for 'profession discrimination' if we didn't."
"And because they covered up our actions in our rise to power in the first place."
"And we couldn't have arranged a Zerntraedi 'accident' once they outlived their usefulness?"
"They proved even more resilient to 'accidents' than scavenger-sectiles."
"They had the goods on us."

SRoss wrote:
"Ah, the Triumvirate of Willhe, Hangem and Hau."

taalismn wrote:"Say, weren't you the bastard in the Guards who wanted to know why the Robotech Mastes brought along, how did you put it?...ah, yes, 'such a useless professional class as the lawyers'. And now you need our services? Oh delicious irony, rife with possibility..."
"...argh...."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Say, weren't you the bastard in the Guards who wanted to know why the Robotech Mastes brought along, how did you put it?...ah, yes, 'such a useless professional class as the lawyers'. And now you need our services? Oh delicious irony, rife with possibility..."

"...argh...."

"Ah, the Triumvirate of Willhe, Hangem and Hau."

taalismn wrote:Who, if the Mothership doesn't explode first, may survive to become the new legal team of the Terran financial firm Cheatum and Steele.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Say, weren't you the bastard in the Guards who wanted to know why the Robotech Mastes brought along, how did you put it?...ah, yes, 'such a useless professional class as the lawyers'. And now you need our services? Oh delicious irony, rife with possibility..."
"...argh...."

With them as the Master's *crack* legal team to defend the Masters at their trial in the UEEF's military court for war crimes and craimes against nature the Master might as well off themselves and save everyone the hassle because they are ****ed and not in a good way.

taalismn wrote:"Remind me again of why we brought along a Lawyer Caste in our 'perfect society'?"
"Because they threatened to sue us for 'profession discrimination' if we didn't."
"And because they covered up our actions in our rise to power in the first place."
"And we couldn't have arranged a Zerntraedi 'accident' once they outlived their usefulness?"
"They proved even more resilient to 'accidents' than scavenger-sectiles."
"They had the goods on us."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Remind me again of why we brought along a Lawyer Caste in our 'perfect society'?"
"Because they threatened to sue us for 'profession discrimination' if we didn't."
"And because they covered up our actions in our rise to power in the first place."
"And we couldn't have arranged a Zerntraedi 'accident' once they outlived their usefulness?"
"They proved even more resilient to 'accidents' than scavenger-sectiles."
"They had the goods on us."

Which proves that life and karma are ironic bastards as well as vindictive.

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:
"Ah, the Triumvirate of Willhe, Hangem and Hau."

And their Arc Rivals Wille, Screwem, All

GaredBattlespike wrote:Scene: Regent's re-tiled bath.

"Aaahhhh...This is good! Wait, it that a bomb in my bath?"

*BOOOM*!!!!!!!

"I HATE rebels! What's this? A Note?"

*Reads Note*

"CONSIDER IT 'REDECORATED'
LOVE, REGIS"
"Oh."

Only NOW does the Regent FINALLY remember the Special Date!!!!!

taalismn wrote:"O find it disturbing that you, Regent, should request of me during our reconciliation date that I wear a purple wig."

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:
"Ah, the Triumvirate of Willhe, Hangem and Hau."

And their Arch Rivals Wille, Screwem, All

thorr-kan wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:
"Ah, the Triumvirate of Willhe, Hangem and Hau."

And their Arch Rivals Wille, Screwem, All

Meanwhile, Supreme Commander Leonard pays his monthly retainers to the law firm of Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe and the marketing firm of Dewey, Snowum, and Howe (no relation). With 40% of the ASC's monthly operating budget accounted for, you now know why more wastelands weren't recovered during Reconstruction. (This was Leonard's only way to keep that creepazoid Zand in check.)

thorr-kan wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:
"Ah, the Triumvirate of Willhe, Hangem and Hau."

And their Arch Rivals Wille, Screwem, All

Meanwhile, Supreme Commander Leonard pays his monthly retainers to the law firm of Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe and the marketing firm of Dewey, Snowum, and Howe (no relation). With 40% of the ASC's monthly operating budget accounted for, you now know why more wastelands weren't recovered during Reconstruction. (This was Leonard's only way to keep that creepazoid Zand in check.)

Kargan3033 wrote:

thorr-kan wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:
"Ah, the Triumvirate of Willhe, Hangem and Hau."

And their Arch Rivals Wille, Screwem, All

Meanwhile, Supreme Commander Leonard pays his monthly retainers to the law firm of Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe and the marketing firm of Dewey, Snowum, and Howe (no relation). With 40% of the ASC's monthly operating budget accounted for, you now know why more wastelands weren't recovered during Reconstruction. (This was Leonard's only way to keep that creepazoid Zand in check.)

Good point, you know the world would be a much better place if lawers, espically *Rules Lawyers* were used as cannon fodder...er *Ellite Mililtary Forces*

Still one thing I would have to wonder about though, what would happen if Lang, Zand and Zor had a few *friendly* drinks together or decied to re-enact the 60's and let lose in a high tech labratory?

glitterboy2098 wrote:Lang and Zor would probably get along fine. Zand is a creep though and would probably end up the guinea pig..

Kargan3033 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:Lang and Zor would probably get along fine. Zand is a creep though and would probably end up the guinea pig..

Nice a renactment of 60's phramcolagy with the Flower Of Life and gene splicing sounds like one hell of a wild ride.

I wonder what would have happened if the SDF-1 crash landed on Earth juring the 60's-70's

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:Lang and Zor would probably get along fine. Zand is a creep though and would probably end up the guinea pig..

Nice a renactment of 60's phramcolagy with the Flower Of Life and gene splicing sounds like one hell of a wild ride.

I wonder what would have happened if the SDF-1 crash landed on Earth juring the 60's-70's

Cold War goes hot a lot sooner, and we'e still scratching our asses over the advanced alien technology when the Zentraedi arrive.

Kargan3033 wrote:[

If RT took place in the 60's-70's in the RT story I have a feeling that a lot of the ships and mecha would look like something from The Starlost, Space 1999 and what not which would be kind of cool.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[

If RT took place in the 60's-70's in the RT story I have a feeling that a lot of the ships and mecha would look like something from The Starlost, Space 1999 and what not which would be kind of cool.

I'm partial to the Space 1999 Eagle...Admittedly, it's a horrible craft to fly in-atmo, but its modularity endears it to me...back in the day when Paladin Steel was largely a vehicle for conversions(and before PB snapped the window down on conversions), I actually did a PS Eagle in crude fashion.
Mind you, the Zentraedi would have SLICED any Eagle force apart unless the Eagles were carrying modules stacked with missiles, and any reprieve earned with missile spam would only have lasted as long as the Eagles had missiles(especially nukes) to throw.
Likewise the Zentraedi would have made short work of any force of Hawks(the earlier military predecessor of the Eagle, and the replacement for the UFO SHADO Interceptor in the untelevized backstory of Space 1999).

Kargan3033 wrote:
That is true but the rule of Sci-Fi is if you are the good guys and look cool you'll survive just about anything.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:
That is true but the rule of Sci-Fi is if you are the good guys and look cool you'll survive just about anything.

I dunno...ugliness has its own protections.

glitterboy2098 wrote:a 60's-70's crash time for Zor's fortress would likely cause a lot of cold war issues.. assuming they avoid direct nuclear war, i'd suspect that earths defense would end up a lot more like the old British TVshow "UFO" crossed with 2001-2010.. the zents would arrive to find orbital colonies and lunar bases launching waves of nuclear armed attack space interceptors out to nuke the warships to kingdom come.

glitterboy2098 wrote:a 60's-70's crash time for Zor's fortress would likely cause a lot of cold war issues.. assuming they avoid direct nuclear war, i'd suspect that earths defense would end up a lot more like the old British TVshow "UFO" crossed with 2001-2010.. the zents would arrive to find orbital colonies and lunar bases launching waves of nuclear armed attack space interceptors out to nuke the warships to kingdom come.

Kargan3033 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:a 60's-70's crash time for Zor's fortress would likely cause a lot of cold war issues.. assuming they avoid direct nuclear war, i'd suspect that earths defense would end up a lot more like the old British TVshow "UFO" crossed with 2001-2010.. the zents would arrive to find orbital colonies and lunar bases launching waves of nuclear armed attack space interceptors out to nuke the warships to kingdom come.

Really?, I never heard of that show before, sounds intresting.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:a 60's-70's crash time for Zor's fortress would likely cause a lot of cold war issues.. assuming they avoid direct nuclear war, i'd suspect that earths defense would end up a lot more like the old British TVshow "UFO" crossed with 2001-2010.. the zents would arrive to find orbital colonies and lunar bases launching waves of nuclear armed attack space interceptors out to nuke the warships to kingdom come.

Really?, I never heard of that show before, sounds intresting.

Gerry Anderson was responsible for both UFO and Space 1999(the latter was originally meant to be a follow-on to the former, but they decided to make it its own original storyline).
Gerry's work can also be seen in Thunderbirds, Stingray, Fireball X-1, Captain Scarlet, and TerraHawks(Puppetmation shows). His hallmark is really cool model work at a time when such was hot stuff(an indication of how primitive special effects were can sometimes be seen in the early programs when the pyrotechnics of a rocket thruster sometimes show a distinctive curve up and back...at least until they learned to film the models in a 'head down' posture).

Kargan3033 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:a 60's-70's crash time for Zor's fortress would likely cause a lot of cold war issues.. assuming they avoid direct nuclear war, i'd suspect that earths defense would end up a lot more like the old British TVshow "UFO" crossed with 2001-2010.. the zents would arrive to find orbital colonies and lunar bases launching waves of nuclear armed attack space interceptors out to nuke the warships to kingdom come.

Really?, I never heard of that show before, sounds intresting.

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:a 60's-70's crash time for Zor's fortress would likely cause a lot of cold war issues.. assuming they avoid direct nuclear war, i'd suspect that earths defense would end up a lot more like the old British TVshow "UFO" crossed with 2001-2010.. the zents would arrive to find orbital colonies and lunar bases launching waves of nuclear armed attack space interceptors out to nuke the warships to kingdom come.

Really?, I never heard of that show before, sounds intresting.

Gerry Anderson's UFO

Space 1999 and Season Two

And ofcourse the time the Macross went there.

SRoss wrote:And the time they landed on Alpha

glitterboy2098 wrote:Lang and Zor would probably get along fine. Zand is a creep though and would probably end up the guinea pig..

Kargan3033 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:Lang and Zor would probably get along fine. Zand is a creep though and would probably end up the guinea pig..

Nice a renactment of 60's phramcolagy with the Flower Of Life and gene splicing sounds like one hell of a wild ride.

I wonder what would have happened if the SDF-1 crash landed on Earth juring the 60's-70's

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:Lang and Zor would probably get along fine. Zand is a creep though and would probably end up the guinea pig..

Nice a renactment of 60's phramcolagy with the Flower Of Life and gene splicing sounds like one hell of a wild ride.

I wonder what would have happened if the SDF-1 crash landed on Earth juring the 60's-70's

Cold War goes hot a lot sooner, and we'e still scratching our asses over the advanced alien technology when the Zentraedi arrive.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:Lang and Zor would probably get along fine. Zand is a creep though and would probably end up the guinea pig..

Nice a renactment of 60's phramcolagy with the Flower Of Life and gene splicing sounds like one hell of a wild ride.

I wonder what would have happened if the SDF-1 crash landed on Earth juring the 60's-70's

Cold War goes hot a lot sooner, and we'e still scratching our asses over the advanced alien technology when the Zentraedi arrive.

True but also consider that in the cannon RT time line humanty was basicly still scratching it's colective asses whe the SDF-1 and managed back enegenear enough robtotechnolgay to survive the coming of the Zents and all that came after them.

If RT took place in the 60's-70's in the RT story I have a feeling that a lot of the ships and mecha would look like something from The Starlost, Space 1999 and what not which would be kind of cool.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[

If RT took place in the 60's-70's in the RT story I have a feeling that a lot of the ships and mecha would look like something from The Starlost, Space 1999 and what not which would be kind of cool.

I'm partial to the Space 1999 Eagle...Admittedly, it's a horrible craft to fly in-atmo, but its modularity endears it to me...back in the day when Paladin Steel was largely a vehicle for conversions(and before PB snapped the window down on conversions), I actually did a PS Eagle in crude fashion.
Mind you, the Zentraedi would have SLICED any Eagle force apart unless the Eagles were carrying modules stacked with missiles, and any reprieve earned with missile spam would only have lasted as long as the Eagles had missiles(especially nukes) to throw.
Likewise the Zentraedi would have made short work of any force of Hawks(the earlier military predecessor of the Eagle, and the replacement for the UFO SHADO Interceptor in the untelevized backstory of Space 1999).

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[

If RT took place in the 60's-70's in the RT story I have a feeling that a lot of the ships and mecha would look like something from The Starlost, Space 1999 and what not which would be kind of cool.

I'm partial to the Space 1999 Eagle...Admittedly, it's a horrible craft to fly in-atmo, but its modularity endears it to me...back in the day when Paladin Steel was largely a vehicle for conversions(and before PB snapped the window down on conversions), I actually did a PS Eagle in crude fashion.
Mind you, the Zentraedi would have SLICED any Eagle force apart unless the Eagles were carrying modules stacked with missiles, and any reprieve earned with missile spam would only have lasted as long as the Eagles had missiles(especially nukes) to throw.
Likewise the Zentraedi would have made short work of any force of Hawks(the earlier military predecessor of the Eagle, and the replacement for the UFO SHADO Interceptor in the untelevized backstory of Space 1999).

That is true but the rule of Sci-Fi is if you are the good guys and look cool you'll survive just about anything.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:
That is true but the rule of Sci-Fi is if you are the good guys and look cool you'll survive just about anything.

I dunno...ugliness has its own protections.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:
That is true but the rule of Sci-Fi is if you are the good guys and look cool you'll survive just about anything.

I dunno...ugliness has its own protections.

HF:9000?

glitterboy2098 wrote:a 60's-70's crash time for Zor's fortress would likely cause a lot of cold war issues.. assuming they avoid direct nuclear war, i'd suspect that earths defense would end up a lot more like the old British TVshow "UFO" crossed with 2001-2010.. the zents would arrive to find orbital colonies and lunar bases launching waves of nuclear armed attack space interceptors out to nuke the warships to kingdom come.

SolCannibal wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:a 60's-70's crash time for Zor's fortress would likely cause a lot of cold war issues.. assuming they avoid direct nuclear war, i'd suspect that earths defense would end up a lot more like the old British TVshow "UFO" crossed with 2001-2010.. the zents would arrive to find orbital colonies and lunar bases launching waves of nuclear armed attack space interceptors out to nuke the warships to kingdom come.

Depends on how long after the crash they arrive - who's to say Breetai or someone else's battle group would not come earlier too?

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:a 60's-70's crash time for Zor's fortress would likely cause a lot of cold war issues.. assuming they avoid direct nuclear war, i'd suspect that earths defense would end up a lot more like the old British TVshow "UFO" crossed with 2001-2010.. the zents would arrive to find orbital colonies and lunar bases launching waves of nuclear armed attack space interceptors out to nuke the warships to kingdom come.

Really?, I never heard of that show before, sounds intresting.

Gerry Anderson was responsible for both UFO and Space 1999(the latter was originally meant to be a follow-on to the former, but they decided to make it its own original storyline).
Gerry's work can also be seen in Thunderbirds, Stingray, Fireball X-1, Captain Scarlet, and TerraHawks(Puppetmation shows). His hallmark is really cool model work at a time when such was hot stuff(an indication of how primitive special effects were can sometimes be seen in the early programs when the pyrotechnics of a rocket thruster sometimes show a distinctive curve up and back...at least until they learned to film the models in a 'head down' posture).

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:a 60's-70's crash time for Zor's fortress would likely cause a lot of cold war issues.. assuming they avoid direct nuclear war, i'd suspect that earths defense would end up a lot more like the old British TVshow "UFO" crossed with 2001-2010.. the zents would arrive to find orbital colonies and lunar bases launching waves of nuclear armed attack space interceptors out to nuke the warships to kingdom come.

Really?, I never heard of that show before, sounds intresting.

Gerry Anderson's UFO

Space 1999 and Season Two

And ofcourse the time the Macross went there.

SRoss wrote:And the time they landed on Alpha

SRoss wrote:Of course there is also the fact that female S.H.A.D.O. uniforms might be their own form of Minmei Attack.

SRoss wrote:Of course there is also the fact that female S.H.A.D.O. uniforms might be their own form of Minmei Attack.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Of course there is also the fact that female S.H.A.D.O. uniforms might be their own form of Minmei Attack.

Those purple wigs....


And the subtle sexual harassment(as when Stryker is shown what he deconstructs as imagery of the rocky, craggy, lifeless surface of the alien homeworld as taken from a recon spy satellite they sent after one of the UFOs...only to discover he's looking at a extremely magnified image of the bare leg of the female officer in the next room....).

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Of course there is also the fact that female S.H.A.D.O. uniforms might be their own form of Minmei Attack.

Those purple wigs....


And the subtle sexual harassment(as when Stryker is shown what he deconstructs as imagery of the rocky, craggy, lifeless surface of the alien homeworld as taken from a recon spy satellite they sent after one of the UFOs...only to discover he's looking at a extremely magnified image of the bare leg of the female officer in the next room....).

SRoss wrote:I thought you were go to mention his behavior when he visited Moon Base. In the military, would an inspecting officer, ask a base Commander, even if she's only a Lieutenant, to get him a coffee? Isn't that something you'd ask a Corporal to do?

taalismn wrote:"Your coffee, sir."
@WHAM!@

"...sure she;s not an alien infiltrator?"

"Pretty sure, sir."

taalismn wrote:"Normally she tosses people out the airlock for a slight like that."

taalismn wrote:'Anvil of Crom' works for just about anything.