Have a Holly Jolly Supernatural X-mas!

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Have a Holly Jolly Supernatural X-mas!

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-May gremlins race down your chimney with lots of presents!

-May Banshees sing you Christmas carols on your front porch!

-May lots of Dar'ota dress in Christmas themed Victoria Secret lingerie and model for you!

-May your Scurry Talus change to look like a Christmas elf in your front yard!

-May the boogeyman bring you his best eggnog concoction and ginger bread cookies!

-May Dimensional Ghouls put up a good snowball fight with you!

-May Hell Hounds curl up by the roaring fire beside you!

-May the gremlins race down your chimney before you light that roaring fire!

-May Devil Ghosts make the biggest snowman ever in your back yard!

-May Tasmanian Devils decorate your tree with lots of lights and tinsel!

-May the Scaring Crows scare away all the relatives that you DON’T want visiting you.

-May the Gormaglut saturate you with a gluttonous feeling of Peace and Joy!

Simply put, may your Christmas be Beyond the Supernatural!!
"Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places."
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Re: Have a Holly Jolly Supernatural X-mas!

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Ef'n brilliant!

May Haunting Entities visit you tonight (as a familiar ghost warning you about three spirits, the spirits of X-Mas Past, Present, and Future).

May Tectonic Entities perform the Nutcracker Ballet for your entertainment.

My D'jin bring you gifts of Gold, Frankencense, and Mir.

May Gremlins assemble all of your "some assembly required" gifts for you.

P.S. How do I know that the creepy guy in red, ringing a bell on the street corner is not a Boogey Man?
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Re: Have a Holly Jolly Supernatural X-mas!

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I belive that Frosty the Snowman was a Tectonic Entity who was trapped in "that old silk hat they found... for when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around!" "P
"Searchers after horror haunt strange, far places."
–H.P. Lovecraft

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