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King Heart wrote:Stop sleeping in trees. That is all.

NEVER!!! You will have to bring me down DEAD!!!

King Heart wrote:Stop sleeping in trees. That is all.

But my tree hamock is sooo comfortable...

King Heart wrote:Stop sleeping in trees. That is all.

at least they're not on your lawn

How 'bout Coalition Rangers? Can we sleep in trees ?

You know a great way to stop people from sleeping in trees? Two words: Man-eating tress.

johnkretzer wrote:You know a great way to stop people from sleeping in trees? Two words: Man-eating tress.

They would still be sleeping in trees, they just wouldn't be able to get out.

Traps on the ground, and razor-wire webbing in the tree branches above.
Oh yeah, and be a nice distance away from your more conspicious and appettizing teammates.

Don't use barbeque-scented cologne.
BATHE!
And if you can't bathe, at least smell like something that the local wildlife doesn't want to tangle with...("Hmmm...Spiney Ravager Sweat...As long as this doesn't attract Spiney Ravager BULLS wanting to mate with me!")

I don't have anything to add. Just wanted to be a part of this thread.

It could be worse, they could be camping in trees instead of just sleeping in them.

I hate tree campers.
-Matt

azazel1024 wrote:It could be worse, they could be camping in trees instead of just sleeping in them.

I hate tree campers.
-Matt

"Whose dumb idea was it to set up the fire pit INBOARD of our tents on this branch?"


"Okay, everybody, I'm gonna INSIST that everybody read and memorize The New Lazlo Guide to the Flora and Fauna of Post-Rifts North America before we take another STEP into the woods....That Forest Guardian was NOT happy when he woke up."

"I don't care if they ARE fellow simians! I am NOT waking up to another howler monkey jumping up and down on my face!"

"And THAT, gentlemen, or what's left of you, is why we know this particular species as the 'Dynamite Pine'!"

"I coulda sworn those vines just moved..."

It's a perfectly natural phenomenon. After all, Millennium Trees are made for sleeping.

Carindel wrote:It's a perfectly natural phenomenon. After all, Millennium Trees are made for sleeping.

"Return to the Trees, Monkey-boy!"

Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.

Zamion wrote:a tree nap or a dirt nap ...ill go to the tree

Though if you have a spell 'Magic Burrow' that anybody can use, I'd consider that as well!
Nothing like an inconspicious bunker.

Could be worse... the could be hugging those trees, like a lot of you liberal, hippy--- n/m wrong forum!

Hystrix wrote:Could be worse... the could be hugging those trees, like a lot of you liberal, hippy--- n/m wrong forum!

Please, it's sleeping -in- trees, not sleeping -with- trees.

taalismn wrote:

Hystrix wrote:Could be worse... the could be hugging those trees, like a lot of you liberal, hippy--- n/m wrong forum!

Please, it's sleeping -in- trees, not sleeping -with- trees.

I'm not sure there's a difference in most cases... just sayin...