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So I was perusing the internet, and I came across one of those quizzes that predict whether or not you'd survive the impending zombie apocalypse. I clicked on the link, and decided I better find out if I pass muster or not. I will digress briefly by stating that I still don't know.

Anyhow, I get to the site, and there's a link on the page that immediately catches my eye. The tagline? What do cannibals think you taste like. That's right - there's a quiz that I found that determines what you taste like to cannibals. I took the quiz, and came up with "Undercooked Beef".

Now, since cannibals and zombies have pretty much the same diet, I thought that the quiz might apply to what zombies think we taste like. Not that they care - they'll eat anybody who's slow or stupid enough to catch. But it's a sick twist on what zombies might be thinking.

What Do Zombies Think You Taste Like

Ok, so it's cannibals and not zombies. Sue me. Take the quiz and post your results!

Broiled beef.
-Matt

tlazaroff wrote:Undercooked Beef. I'm delicious!


Oh crap..

That's why I thought this might be funny to put out here. Think of how delicious you might taste to a zombie...

"You would most likely taste like broiled chicken"

Golly, I taste like chicken!

Roasted chicken! Of course with everything tasting like chicken, this is to be expected...

Spicy beef...that will explain the way my cat looks at me!

Just remember, when they are carrying you out on the streacher the cat will be playing with your toe tag.

Or at least I am convinced my cats will play with my toe tag when they haul me out.
-Matt

Undercooked beef. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!!

I'm guessing raw Pork - we're very close biologically to our porcine friends.

sHaka wrote:I'm guessing raw Pork - we're very close biologically to our porcine friends.

Why do you think human meat is refured to as "Long Pig"??

spicy chicken


im good with that

THer are reasond why human are referred to as long pork.

Hunh... Spicy Chicken.

Would have guessed the undercooked beef myself.

My wife says I taste like salty cheese. Ive no idea what she's talking about.

The Dark Elf wrote:My wife says I taste like salty cheese. Ive no idea what she's talking about.

On the serious side:
When asked, those rugby players in that plane crash in the Andes said we taste like pork.
My dad on the other hand was in Vietnam in 66-67'. he was in a burnt out village and smelled lamb cooking, so he started to follow the aroma and found a guy that was cooking from exposure to a flame thrower; my dad will not touch lamb to this day needless to say.

Chicken adobo...

Spicy Chicken FTW!!

Hot Pepper Cheese Pizza with Spicy Pepperoni and Spicy Sausage

Breaded chicken because I like to roll around in eggs and flower and.... oops, I have said too much.

a brain sandwich

I got "broiled beef."

Guts,
Black stuff...
and about 50 Slim Jims.

roasted beef

mmm

Broiled chicken, so does that mean I taste like everyone else?

"You would most likely taste like spicy beef."

Ah, of course...I am a sixth generation Texan.

Weeeeell

Turns out that I would taste like broiled chicken.

It does not say so on the survey but I would assume it would be broiled chicken soaked in beer, garlic, nicotine, and coffee.......hmmm....ick. Perhaps a change in diet is in order.

Koshindan wrote:Barbequed Chicken.

I guess you are what you eat.

Ditto, but the wierd part is i don't eat that much BBQ chicken as i usually prefer burgers.......

lol. I got broiled chicken.