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Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:34 pm
by rat_bastard
Just watch.


my brain no longer work right.
:shock:

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:55 pm
by Mechanurgist
I think I exceeded my daily limit of stupid.

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:46 pm
by Josh Sinsapaugh
I just realized that I am qualified to be a Motion Picture Director.

~ Josh

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:06 pm
by pestigor
Did really see that or was it some sort of hallucination (I never should have messed with that stuff back in the 80's D'oh)

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:29 pm
by taalismn
:shock: My brain...it bleeds. :shock:

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:18 pm
by Mack
I think that was Michael Bay's thesis.

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:59 pm
by Jorel
rat_bastard wrote:Just watch.


my brain no longer work right.
:shock:

Robot Oompa Loompas. Form of...a cobra.

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:35 pm
by Shawn Merrow
OK, Rat I need your address to forward the therapy bills to. :badbad: :x

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:17 am
by rat_bastard
I am sooo awesome.
:-P

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:36 am
by Snake Eyes
Couldn't watch it....too painful

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:27 am
by Mallak's Place
Hey Karl! I got this great idea for some new programming for the Skelebots!!

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:53 am
by SkyeFyre
This is quite likely the coolest (albeit horrible) thing I have seen all week. I seriously have to see more stuff like this.

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:54 pm
by RoadWarriorFWaNK

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:39 pm
by JuliusCreed
rat_bastard wrote:Just watch.


my brain no longer work right.
:shock:


Ow. I just felt my IQ drop a couple points.

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 2:16 pm
by Gazirra
One of my favorite parts of it was when the robots formed the giant humanoid shape, then proceeded to lean on a building like it was just relaxing there.

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:00 pm
by Vinny
That was so cool. I think I'm going to watch it....what that? Sorry guys, it's time for my medication. Tell the unicorn I said hi!

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:48 pm
by Neowulf
Better than most of the crap hollywood has spewed out.

Bollywood would be a better bet for a rifts movie IMO, just imagine Prosek's solo lead in to a massive Chi-Town chorus and dance number.

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:09 am
by pestigor
Neowulf wrote:Better than most of the crap hollywood has spewed out.

Bollywood would be a better bet for a rifts movie IMO, just imagine Prosek's solo lead in to a massive Chi-Town chorus and dance number.


WOW .... JUST WOW!!!

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:58 am
by Cyrano de Maniac
Did anyone else catch the "Wilhelm" scream?

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:24 am
by Dr. Doom III
Cyrano de Maniac wrote:Did anyone else catch the "Wilhelm" scream?

Yep :)

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 4:26 am
by Zer0 Kay
rat_bastard wrote:Just watch.


my brain no longer work right.
:shock:


You rat bastard... you dirty rat. I even watched it all the way through hoping... hoping it would eventually get better. I hate you for that. Ok I'm done hating you. What's next?

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:29 am
by The Baron of chaos
rat_bastard wrote:Just watch.


my brain no longer work right.
:shock:


Hmm
no...
It can't be a Rifts movie without anthro dogs, psi blade wielding knights, dragons(in sort of color, texture and crazy appearence, included hello kitty dragon), and of course magic(psionic well we can live without it, if you remove all PCC from Rifts earth nothign will change at all, they are irrelevant to the setting, is sad but is so). Realy nothign in that movie yell Rifts. Albeit It is interesting notice that right now , we live in world where technologies to reply on screen typical Rifts feat of awesomenss are presents, so is all matter of good script and money investments.
Of course perosnally I think a Rifts movie should be better made not as Real life movie but as animation(on pixar level of animation, but I doubt Pixar will ever be interested in doing a girtty setting like Rifts....but also the style from "clone wars" are not that bad. An advanced 3d/CGI like avatar or Tron: Legacy too won't be bad, but would be too expensive. Better stuck for a GOOD high definition than a poorly made 3D.).
But really. Of all the things and images that Rifts arise in my mind "crazy hindu robot" is not the first(is roughly 56th right above tatooed ogre gunslinger and behind Adult Dragon samurai )
Really..rat the hell you were thinking?

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:20 am
by BIBBI
leave it to the Russians to give me my best rifts game idea EVER

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2011 10:43 pm
by Kovoston
Interesting...

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:36 pm
by taalismn
Neowulf wrote:Better than most of the crap hollywood has spewed out.

Bollywood would be a better bet for a rifts movie IMO, just imagine Prosek's solo lead in to a massive Chi-Town chorus and dance number.



With such musical numbers as "I Gotta Conquer the World!", "No More Hocus-Pocus", "It's Good to Be On Top", "Send the SlumDogs to the Front!", and the mandatory MJ number, "I'm Bad, I'm Bad, You Know It!"?

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:58 pm
by Illendaver
wha....? HEY! I want to try the rolling robot of doom r.c.c. which book is this in?

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:45 pm
by taalismn
Geronimo 2.0 wrote:Save the hot chick!



A man with his priorities right. :D :bandit:

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:16 pm
by cornholioprime
rat_bastard wrote:Just watch.


my brain no longer work right.
:shock:
And yet.....somehow........that was STILL better than "Suckerpunch."

:eek:

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:57 pm
by batlchip
Must...find..eyes and something to wipe the keyboard off.

Re: Looks like we can't have a rifts movie because its been done

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:19 pm
by rat_bastard
cornholioprime wrote:
rat_bastard wrote:Just watch.


my brain no longer work right.
:shock:
And yet.....somehow........that was STILL better than "Suckerpunch."

:eek:

As a straight man with eyes I cannot agree with this assessment.
:P