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Rifts: Game Master Guide PG. 205.

Assume that the answer is yes, go for the shvantz joke, and move on with your life.

Balabanto wrote:Assume that the answer is yes, go for the shvantz joke, and move on with your life.

Must have been on a cold day.



I feel better now.

Perfect excuse for using those U-Rounds....

taalismn wrote:Perfect excuse for using those U-Rounds....

I had hoped some folks would get a laugh out of this thread.

Akashic Soldier wrote:

taalismn wrote:Perfect excuse for using those U-Rounds....

I had hoped some folks would get a laugh out of this thread.

Must then add a new skill to German soldiers' training; 'Nad Targeting(used in conjunction with a successful Lore: Demons and Monsters roll, this skill gives the soldier an added +3 to strike certain 'sensitive' parts of a (male) monster's anatomy...A successful strike does CRITICAL damage , knockdown, and incapacitates the target for 1d6 melees(lose initiative, NO bonuses to combat, and is reduced to one attack per melee) as it endures sheer agony, shock, and anxiety).
(optional) This skill is limited to those NOT of an Honorable alignment(Principled, Aberrant)

taalismn wrote:Must then add a new skill to German soldiers' training; 'Nad Targeting(used in conjunction with a successful Lore: Demons and Monsters roll, this skill gives the soldier an added +3 to strike certain 'sensitive' parts of a (male) monster's anatomy...A successful strike does CRITICAL damage , knockdown, and incapacitates the target for 1d6 melees(lose initiative, NO bonuses to combat, and is reduced to one attack per melee) as it endures sheer agony, shock, and anxiety).
(optional) This skill is limited to those NOT of an Honorable alignment(Principled, Aberrant)

HA!

Care to join us over in the BEST CHARACTER thread and give Sam an example of a well-made and thought-out Palladium character concept?

I know you have many .

Akashic Soldier wrote:

taalismn wrote:Must then add a new skill to German soldiers' training; 'Nad Targeting(used in conjunction with a successful Lore: Demons and Monsters roll, this skill gives the soldier an added +3 to strike certain 'sensitive' parts of a (male) monster's anatomy...A successful strike does CRITICAL damage , knockdown, and incapacitates the target for 1d6 melees(lose initiative, NO bonuses to combat, and is reduced to one attack per melee) as it endures sheer agony, shock, and anxiety).
(optional) This skill is limited to those NOT of an Honorable alignment(Principled, Aberrant)

HA!

Care to join us over in the BEST CHARACTER thread and give Sam an example of a well-made and thought-out Palladium character concept?

I know you have many .

I would, but none are currently in residence in my head right now, as I'm only moments away from hitting my pillow...

taalismn wrote:I would, but none are currently in residence in my head right now, as I'm only moments away from hitting my pillow...

The thread isnt going anywhere. Goodnight bro!

taalismn wrote:

Akashic Soldier wrote:

taalismn wrote:Perfect excuse for using those U-Rounds....

I had hoped some folks would get a laugh out of this thread.

Must then add a new skill to German soldiers' training; 'Nad Targeting(used in conjunction with a successful Lore: Demons and Monsters roll, this skill gives the soldier an added +3 to strike certain 'sensitive' parts of a (male) monster's anatomy...A successful strike does CRITICAL damage , knockdown, and incapacitates the target for 1d6 melees(lose initiative, NO bonuses to combat, and is reduced to one attack per melee) as it endures sheer agony, shock, and anxiety).
(optional) This skill is limited to those NOT of an Honorable alignment(Principled, Aberrant)

Rifter 30:

Genitalia: A sensitive area to say the least, but you know someone sooner or later is going to make a called shot there. Requires a called shot of 14 or higher to hit. No extra damage, though a save vs pain (14 or higher, may use P.E. bonus to save versus magic) may be called for, and long-term complications could be rather disagreeable.

llywelyn wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Akashic Soldier wrote:

taalismn wrote:Perfect excuse for using those U-Rounds....

I had hoped some folks would get a laugh out of this thread.

Must then add a new skill to German soldiers' training; 'Nad Targeting(used in conjunction with a successful Lore: Demons and Monsters roll, this skill gives the soldier an added +3 to strike certain 'sensitive' parts of a (male) monster's anatomy...A successful strike does CRITICAL damage , knockdown, and incapacitates the target for 1d6 melees(lose initiative, NO bonuses to combat, and is reduced to one attack per melee) as it endures sheer agony, shock, and anxiety).
(optional) This skill is limited to those NOT of an Honorable alignment(Principled, Aberrant)

Rifter 30:

Genitalia: A sensitive area to say the least, but you know someone sooner or later is going to make a called shot there. Requires a called shot of 14 or higher to hit. No extra damage, though a save vs pain (14 or higher, may use P.E. bonus to save versus magic) may be called for, and long-term complications could be rather disagreeable.

Thank you. I never would have spotted it, but then again, it's not knowing about the little things that will kill ya.

Hit a Gargoyle in that area, then after he's rolling on the ground in serious pain, then he will be royally pissed off

Snake Eyes wrote:Hit a Gargoyle in that area, then after he's rolling on the ground in serious pain, then he will be royally pissed off

That's when you poke him in the eyes, Three Stooges style(only with a giant robot).

taalismn wrote:

Snake Eyes wrote:Hit a Gargoyle in that area, then after he's rolling on the ground in serious pain, then he will be royally pissed off

That's when you poke him in the eyes, Three Stooges style(only with a giant robot).

Snake Eyes wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Snake Eyes wrote:Hit a Gargoyle in that area, then after he's rolling on the ground in serious pain, then he will be royally pissed off

That's when you poke him in the eyes, Three Stooges style(only with a giant robot).

This is why, on those few occasions when Crazies and Ludicrous Mages take up piloting giant robots, it's a REALLY bad idea for everybody else concerned.
Especially when they hear the electronically amplified battlecry of 'NYUK-NYUK-NYUK!'

Akashic Soldier wrote:Rifts: Game Master Guide PG. 205.

He's rocking out.

Is that the one of the Gargoyle Dodging missiles?

Thanks for that Ramon, nobody ever needed to see that...

is it a gargoyle? seems a bit too tall.

*Looked. tilted head and shakes head*

I don't think that's what you think that is..... that being said.. I'm quite unsure as to what it MIGHT be. But I don't think it's... that.

Akashic Soldier wrote:Rifts: Game Master Guide PG. 205.

And now that I've just seen it, I find that I cannot UNSEE it.

(And it has a hook on it, whatever it is!!)

cornholioprime wrote:

Akashic Soldier wrote:Rifts: Game Master Guide PG. 205.

And now that I've just seen it, I find that I cannot UNSEE it.

(And it has a hook on it, whatever it is!!)

I'm guessing that's hair curled up from the pee...

Of all my threads to res, who ressed this one?

This thread, like a cheezy villian, will never die!

GO FOR THE NADS BOO! GO FOR THE NADS RAASK! bonus points for anyone who recognizes the reference.

WOLF MAN DON"T HAVE NADS!!!

*KICK*

WHOA.... Wolfman has nads...

Sureshot wrote:GO FOR THE NADS BOO! GO FOR THE NADS RAASK! bonus points for anyone who recognizes the reference.

Baldur's Gate and it's "GO FOR THE EYE BOO!" I loved that guy.

Anthar wrote:

Sureshot wrote:GO FOR THE NADS BOO! GO FOR THE NADS RAASK! bonus points for anyone who recognizes the reference.

Baldur's Gate and it's "GO FOR THE EYE BOO!" I loved that guy.

I know it's go for the eye yet in thi case nads seemed more appriorate. PJ forgot about the Monster Squad. Here is the clip your talking about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu6L9pG_E6o .

Pepsi Jedi wrote:*Looked. tilted head and shakes head*

I don't think that's what you think that is..... that being said.. I'm quite unsure as to what it MIGHT be. But I don't think it's... that.

i'd guess a loincloth.
given the reptilian morphology of Gargoyles, i'd imagine their junk is retractable.

Retractable junk ewwwwwwwww