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Imagine it, a Cult that worships a supernaturally evil Clown.

What's scarier, a midget Clown or a giant (person 7ft or taller) Clown?

How about a truly terrifying 100-ft clown? It ain't subtle, but kaiju clown is sure to scare the socks off of anyone (especially if they live in Tokyo, since they'll have to put up with Godzilla smashing it through their apartment building).

bar1scorpio wrote:Imagine it, a Cult that worships a supernaturally evil Clown.

What's scarier, a midget Clown or a giant (person 7ft or taller) Clown?

Giant clown.

Like Proto-Clown from The Tick.
"Clown SMASH!!"

Killer Klowns From Inner Space!

"All Hail the great & terrible Clar-enz, he who did not speak, but whose mighty honk laid waste to many Unbelievers....."

"Follow NOT the heretic Ron-Ahld, He who bear the trapping of the Unholy Order, but foolishly allies himself with Mortals...."

"And above these, the Greatest of all, Boh-Zho, who taught the Faithful the true meaning behind the dreaded Banana-Peel-Gag."

Killer Cyborg wrote:

bar1scorpio wrote:Imagine it, a Cult that worships a supernaturally evil Clown.

What's scarier, a midget Clown or a giant (person 7ft or taller) Clown?

Giant clown.

Like Proto-Clown from The Tick.
"Clown SMASH!!"

Or the giant Killer Klown at the end of Killer Klowns from outer space.

I think they've already tried that with troll dolls. Sadly, the fad always passes before the evil overlord tells the dolls to attack...

Clowns? Well, I guess a version of clown is the evil MIME.

Think: no words. White/black face paint.

*endless freakin' gesturing*

Disgusting! They bring the evil out in all of us 'cause we just want to silence (hah, no pun intended) them forever!!!

Mimes are the lowest caste of clown (note that I didn't say "evil clown", since that's redundant). Even us other clowns shun them. Even the Brothah Rohnahld won't associate with the No-Talkers.