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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:33 am
by Marrowlight
#1 A complete and menacingly propped up Splugorth Skeleton, with a magically crystallized eye.

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:07 am
by AzathothXy
2. The Old Kingdom Books, Australia 2&3, and other books that Palladium has promised but didn't work out. All form an alternate dimension of course.

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:40 am
by KLM
3, A collection of books and disks from the Chi Town library, the whole
"Economics" and "Warfare" section. It is very dusty, seems like noone
touched if for decades.

Adios
KLM

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:42 am
by Marrowlight
#4 The original Sour Grapes to go along with all the newer vintages. :)


heh sorry, couldn't resist...but really...


#4 A mirror that contains his doppleganger, who has been trapped within the mirror for a very, very long time.

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:17 am
by Braden Campbell
#7 the space fold from the SDF-1
#8 the Ultimax Death Stone
#9 the second suit of Avenger power armour to roll off the lines (but he really wants the first... check the VIN number)

#10 A ring of Elder
#11 a Doninator's skull
#12 a Pillanthium

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:05 pm
by AzathothXy
Tezuan's rune armor, minus one guantlet.

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:24 am
by Shawn Merrow
Complete sets of Beanie-Babies and Pokemon. :D

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:03 pm
by Nekira Sudacne
one of ever Magic card ever made.

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:29 pm
by Marrowlight
Huh....Everyone seems to think Thraxus is a geek. :D

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:37 pm
by glitterboy2098
23) a picture of Erin Tarn, with the written message "Thanks for all you help"

Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 7:01 pm
by Vrykolas2k
A casque of Amantillado.

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:01 pm
by Aramanthus
How about the complete run of the new Nightstalker TV show on DVD format.

The Complete Red Dwarf series on DVD and of course the Movie!

Oh yeah, The Complete Blake 7 Series on Region 1 DVDs.

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 11:29 pm
by BookWyrm
A handwritten 1st edition of The Prince by Nicolo Machiavelli, signed & inscribed "Thanks for the inspiration. You rock!"

A large (10ft X 10ft) album, gilded with Palladium (the metal) labeled "My Early Years", sealed.

A TW Rune Can-Opener.

The complete works of Palladium Books in hardcovers, Rune-scribed to update automatically.

A stuffed & mounted Loch Ness Monster.

William Wallace's sword.

The cryogenically preserved head of Karl Prosek's first wife.

Bigfoot. Both the monster truck & the creature.

The Jersey Devil, sweeping up.

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 2:02 am
by Aramanthus
Another thing he might have....... The Monty Python Three Sided Album. ( I don't remember the real name of the album. It had two tracks on one side and one on the primary side. )

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:13 pm
by sHaka
Iraq's WOMD

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:56 pm
by DhAkael
The first draft of Star Wars's script, the orginal Laser Disc copies (Repeat after me; "HAN FIRED FIRST!"), and the first out-of-the-mold Boba-Fett actionfigure in original packaging :D

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:16 pm
by Braden Campbell
The President's credibility....

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:21 pm
by Shorty Lickens
Uh, I dont think the OP had "Iraqs Weapons" and "Presidents Credibility" in mind when he made this thread. He was asking about things that made sense in the Rifts Universe.

MY contribution would be:
#1 - A complete galaxy inside a marble. (Ala Men in Black.)
#2 - A small army of adamantium golems.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:08 pm
by AzathothXy
Shorty Lickens wrote:#2 - A small army of adamantium golems.


I would have said a golem made from gantrium with a heart made of xanthine.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:13 pm
by Braden Campbell
Shorty Lickens wrote:Uh, I dont think the OP had "Iraqs Weapons" and "Presidents Credibility" in mind when he made this thread. He was asking about things that made sense in the Rifts Universe.


Well, duh!

how about: maps to the Wormwood Control Center...

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:17 pm
by BookWyrm
More from Thraxus' vaults;

A complete set of the gentle-being's magazine Playsentient, with issues featuring "Females of the UWW", a scandalous pictorial of the Atorian High-Empress in her 'wild years', an expose' on the conditions of some of the Kreeghor Empire ships, and the various places body hair can grow on the average Noro female form.

A tall, booth-like structure, painted blue, seemingly made of wood, with small, whitened windows on each side at just a little over eye-level; a sign that reads "POLICE BOX" over a locked door, topped by a small alert-notice lamp.

A massive stone-like ring with a multitude of untranslatable symbols carved into an inner ring. The center is blocked by a large metal disc.

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:41 am
by The Beast
Raiders of the Lost Ark: Special Edition. You know, the one with the Ewoks in it, and he only lets those who really've been bad to watch it. :D

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:17 am
by BookWyrm
An MDC-glass encased mannequin, wearing a red jacket. The title card at the base reads "An extremely lucky buffoon."

A set of ancient samurai blades, both look a little worse for wear. The placards reads "Do not allow into the hands of any demon, halfbreed or any being remotely affected by demonic powers."

A lone microphone & stand, with a full sized poster of Freddie Mercury in concert. The card reads "He is missed."

A pair of huge black horns, shaped like a bull's, with some tenrils of red flesh left on them. The card: "The way of all upstarts."

A signed copy of William Shatner's The Transformed Man. The card: "To be use ONLY when everything else (INCLUDING THE FOUR HORSEMEN) is used up."

A fully functional (but unoccupied) Vorlon encounter suit. The card: "A good conversationalist."

On a nearby shelf rest two robotic looking skulls, the severed forearm of one of them and a sealed jar of a swirling silver liquid. One skull is slightly smaller, perhaps even feminine, than the other. The liquid seems to react to whatever comes near it, revealing what appear to be exaggerated screaming human faces in miniature.

A singed spherical crystaline-like geode, some spires still remain intact, about the size large enough to hold a human infant. The card reads: "The one that got away."

A simple .38 calibre pistol, resting on a Playbill for a theater showing a revival of the classic black & white film The Mask of Zorro starring William Powel & Basil Rathbone, with a medium-sized fedora hat & a small container holding at least 30 white pearls that used to be threaded.

The desicated & burned, but well-preserved, carcass of a full-grown Great Horned Dragon. The card: "Vermithrax. Beloved pet, lost for a time."

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:20 am
by devillin
An unedited Collectors Edition: Star Wars Christmas Special DVD with commentary by everyone involved.

The original script notes George Lucas wrote for Episodes 1 - 3 back in 1977.

An unedited Collectors Edition: Leonard Part 6 DVD with commentary by Bill Cosby.

Next to an emergency escape hatch is a pair of ear-protectors and a forcefield protected, DNA-locked CD player pre-loaded with a copy of "Lynn Minmei's Greatest Hits as sung by Reba West"; along with a note saying, "Only Play in Case of Emergency!"

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:42 pm
by Marrowlight
devillin wrote:The original script notes George Lucas wrote for Episodes 1 - 3 back in 1977.



That's easy.

Note 1: "Figure something out"
Note 2: "See note 1"

:D


#who knows - The still beating heart of an unknown god.

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:43 pm
by Borast
Nekira Sudacne wrote:one of ever Magic card ever made.


Six, actually...four for play, one for value, and one "just in case."

Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:51 pm
by Borast
Braden, GMPhD wrote:The President's credibility....


Which one's? :lol:

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:18 am
by The Beast
darkmax wrote:How about a completely error-free first print by Palladium Books?!


Not even Xy could make that happen. :-P

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:57 am
by cornholioprime
KLM wrote:3, A collection of books and disks from the Chi Town library, the whole
"Economics" and "Warfare" section. It is very dusty, seems like noone
touched if for decades.

Adios
KLM
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:01 am
by cornholioprime
darkmax wrote:How about a completely error-free first print by Palladium Books?!
super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super RARE!!!!!


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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 1:09 am
by Borast
cornholioprime wrote:
darkmax wrote:How about a completely error-free first print by Palladium Books?!
super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super RARE!!!!!


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So...it's some kind of Mega-Hero book?



:oops:

That one almost hurt to post! :lol:

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:15 pm
by DhAkael
darkmax wrote:
cornholioprime wrote:
darkmax wrote:How about a completely error-free first print by Palladium Books?!
super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super RARE!!!!!


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"Rare" ain't the word. "Impossible" is.

What they said :ok:

Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:19 pm
by cornholioprime
DhAkael wrote:
darkmax wrote:
cornholioprime wrote:
darkmax wrote:How about a completely error-free first print by Palladium Books?!
super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super RARE!!!!!


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"Rare" ain't the word. "Impossible" is.

What they said :ok:
Nah...it's a Palladium Book from Bizarro World.

Or maybe even Earth-3.

Not only is Superman Backwards/Evil there.......but in THAT Universe, it's C.J. Carella who hates Power Creep and Kevin's Books make 100% sense!!!

:shock:

Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:50 pm
by cornholioprime
A 10-minute speech by Forum member Doom 3.1.2

Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:45 am
by Jesterzzn
cornholioprime wrote:A 10-minute speech by Forum member Doom 3.1.2
Where he debates both sides of an issue, and then concludes that it could go either way.

I miss Doom more than I thought I would.