Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:22 am
90% of us Wolfen are Cannibals... What makes you think we won't eat you?
If you can read this you are in violation of Coalition State Law and must surrender to the authorities immediately.
SDC Weapons may break your bones, but MD Weapons will vaporize ya.
Warning, I failed my Dexterity Save.
If you are Level 15 in a 2 month old game, you might be a Munchkin.
Don't make me show you my third nipple.
Don't make me cast Weightlessness(Mind Wipe, Annihilate, Age, Fire Ball, Ect.) on your @$$.
Driver carries Necrom at all times.
How about a little Deathkiss?
Remember, Ogres CAN mate with humans.
Don't look now, it's a Changeling!
Got P.P.E.?
Only my Rune Weapon can speak to me that way!
Stop using Telepathy and drive!
This car is just a Hypnotic Suggestion.
This car is protected by Group Mind Block.
If you ride my @$$ I will Total Recall your license plate.
Thats not an Angel watching over you and your driving, its a Faerie!
My Rune Weapon made me do it.
I love the taste of Cinnamon Sticks in the morning. (Faerie food reference)
My other ride is a Griffon(Dragon, Flying Carpet, TW Device, Ect.)
I brake for Wolfen(Elfs, Cyclops, Dragons, D-Bees, CS Troops, Psi-Stalkers, Ect.)
This vehicle has a +5 to Save vs Tailgaters.
MDC by location:
Tires (4) - 100
Windows (6) - 75
* Main Body - 500
** Bumper - 1000
* Destroying the Main Body will cause Driver to go melee on your @$$
** Destroying Bumper will cause a Random Rift, Roll Percentile to see where the Rift takes you.
This Bumper Sticker is a Greater Rune Object.
This Bumper Sticker is enchanted and gives this vehicle an AR of 18 and + 5000 to S.D.C.
Don't mind me, I'm reloading my TW Disrupter.
You asked for it. Lo-kum yin Acba yin Netosa (with a drawing of Inflict Despair)
What is your True Name?
Logos
This vehicle was blessed by a Priest of (Isis, Thoth, Set, Yin-Sloth, Ect.)
This vehicle is Protected From Faeries(Demons, Deevils, Evil, Good, Angels, Witches, Were-beasts, Old Ones, ect.) (with the corresponding circle drawn on the bumper sticker)
I eat Beets when angry (another Faerie food reference)
Out of the way, I am on a Geas! (Palladium Fantasy 1st Edition spell reference)
I kill for Experience Points!
My Alignment has just dropped to Diabolic!
Tailgaters bring out my Jekll and Hyde Psychosis.
I am Sixth Born, Average Weight, Average Height, 24 years old, Mean and Vindictive, Born in a Medium to Large Town in the Western Empire, with a Men at Arms background, and I am Racially Hostile to Humanoids!!
This bumper sticker turns my P.S. into Supernatual.
This Pre-Cataclysm Artifact cost me only 50 Credits!
My car is filled with illegal D-Bees, Please notify the CS Authorities.
Pass with care, Driven by Juicer (Crazie, Lizard Mage, ect.)
My Grandson's name is Victor Lazlo.
Turn off your damn cell phones! Do you want the Bugs to get ya?
If you can read this you are in violation of Coalition State Law and must surrender to the authorities immediately.
SDC Weapons may break your bones, but MD Weapons will vaporize ya.
Warning, I failed my Dexterity Save.
If you are Level 15 in a 2 month old game, you might be a Munchkin.
Don't make me show you my third nipple.
Don't make me cast Weightlessness(Mind Wipe, Annihilate, Age, Fire Ball, Ect.) on your @$$.
Driver carries Necrom at all times.
How about a little Deathkiss?
Remember, Ogres CAN mate with humans.
Don't look now, it's a Changeling!
Got P.P.E.?
Only my Rune Weapon can speak to me that way!
Stop using Telepathy and drive!
This car is just a Hypnotic Suggestion.
This car is protected by Group Mind Block.
If you ride my @$$ I will Total Recall your license plate.
Thats not an Angel watching over you and your driving, its a Faerie!
My Rune Weapon made me do it.
I love the taste of Cinnamon Sticks in the morning. (Faerie food reference)
My other ride is a Griffon(Dragon, Flying Carpet, TW Device, Ect.)
I brake for Wolfen(Elfs, Cyclops, Dragons, D-Bees, CS Troops, Psi-Stalkers, Ect.)
This vehicle has a +5 to Save vs Tailgaters.
MDC by location:
Tires (4) - 100
Windows (6) - 75
* Main Body - 500
** Bumper - 1000
* Destroying the Main Body will cause Driver to go melee on your @$$
** Destroying Bumper will cause a Random Rift, Roll Percentile to see where the Rift takes you.
This Bumper Sticker is a Greater Rune Object.
This Bumper Sticker is enchanted and gives this vehicle an AR of 18 and + 5000 to S.D.C.
Don't mind me, I'm reloading my TW Disrupter.
You asked for it. Lo-kum yin Acba yin Netosa (with a drawing of Inflict Despair)
What is your True Name?
Logos
This vehicle was blessed by a Priest of (Isis, Thoth, Set, Yin-Sloth, Ect.)
This vehicle is Protected From Faeries(Demons, Deevils, Evil, Good, Angels, Witches, Were-beasts, Old Ones, ect.) (with the corresponding circle drawn on the bumper sticker)
I eat Beets when angry (another Faerie food reference)
Out of the way, I am on a Geas! (Palladium Fantasy 1st Edition spell reference)
I kill for Experience Points!
My Alignment has just dropped to Diabolic!
Tailgaters bring out my Jekll and Hyde Psychosis.
I am Sixth Born, Average Weight, Average Height, 24 years old, Mean and Vindictive, Born in a Medium to Large Town in the Western Empire, with a Men at Arms background, and I am Racially Hostile to Humanoids!!
This bumper sticker turns my P.S. into Supernatual.
This Pre-Cataclysm Artifact cost me only 50 Credits!
My car is filled with illegal D-Bees, Please notify the CS Authorities.
Pass with care, Driven by Juicer (Crazie, Lizard Mage, ect.)
My Grandson's name is Victor Lazlo.
Turn off your damn cell phones! Do you want the Bugs to get ya?
