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No disrespect intended but most of you say you are well ... umm ... bigger than me

This got me wondering if I was the only skinny little white guy planning to attend? I mean if its me and ... umm ... bigger versions of me all staring down the last slice of pie and I'm holding it do I need to run?

Its not that I try to be a skinny little white guy, I eat 10x's what most people eat, I just don't get no bigger I guess I'm starting to worry that you big fellas will think theres something wrong with me or that I'm not a true fan cause I'm little

So anyway I'm 5' 11'' buck 50 soaking wet anyone else fit that billing? We may need to stick together up there

Oh and don't think my size will keep from eating that slice of pie either! I'm incredibly resilient for my size and I can eat any of ya out of house and home

Sincerely,
Chaos

Chaos wrote:No disrespect intended but most of you say you are well ... umm ... bigger than me

This got me wondering if I was the only skinny little white guy planning to attend? I mean if its me and ... umm ... bigger versions of me all staring down the last slice of pie and I'm holding it do I need to run?

Its not that I try to be a skinny little white guy, I eat 10x's what most people eat, I just don't get no bigger I guess I'm starting to worry that you big fellas will think theres something wrong with me or that I'm not a true fan cause I'm little

So anyway I'm 5' 11'' buck 50 soaking wet anyone else fit that billing? We may need to stick together up there

Oh and don't think my size will keep from eating that slice of pie either! I'm incredibly resilient for my size and I can eat any of ya out of house and home

Sincerely,
Chaos

Dude we're so gonna box over that pie. And I got a 100 pounds on ya

Doh, wrong thread.

I'm just warning both of ya I'm a SCRAPPER

I'm just warning ya my Dad was a 350+ bear (he never would let me and Mom know how much over he'd just say over 350) and I could pin him when munchies were involved I'm just saying it don't matter the size of the man if the size of his appetite can't be quenched

Its gonna be fun fighting over that last slice, cause I gots one of those appetites

It's kinda like that super power in Rifter 9½, if ya know what I mean, but I don't get any of the nifty little side effects

Misfit KotLD wrote:

Chaos wrote:I'm just warning both of ya I'm a SCRAPPER

Don't get between the fat man and food.

lol. Don't get between the Ranger and the food. Lot of squids learned that the hard way. lol

Misfit KotLD wrote:

Ravenwing wrote:

Misfit KotLD wrote:

Chaos wrote:I'm just warning both of ya I'm a SCRAPPER

Don't get between the fat man and food.

lol. Don't get between the Ranger and the food. Lot of squids learned that the hard way. lol

Good thing for me I'm no squid.

lol. more then a few jarheads learned that lesson to.

Although the dinner utensil thing has me worried.

Bring it on I'm Spork Dueling champion with almost 30 years of experience! Can't wait to meet you people its gonna be a blast

I might even mount LEDs on my Spork so I feel better about it all

Chaos wrote:Bring it on I'm Spork Dueling champion with almost 30 years of experience! Can't wait to meet you people its gonna be a blast

I might even mount LEDs on my Spork so I feel better about it all

Lol. We'll rig you up a tunnel light on the spork. that way we can keep an eye on yo when that last piece of pie is on the table.

6'1" and should be 185 lbs. by the time of the open house.

5'10ish and 175 lbs (as of this morning) of pure, rugged, devastatingly handsome Texan right here. Gonna be 170, max by the Open House.

I'm all about pie, though.

well Mr. Richards, according to the photos I've seen of you, you do not in fact have horns.

that would make you the other major product of the great state of Texas.

Just sayin is all.

Citizen Lazlo wrote:

hippie_mama wrote:i'm a chubby white chick, so if it comes down to a battle, whose side am i on? i'm 5'6" 165 lbs, so that makes me big for a girl, but if you factor in my lack of height, i may relate better to the smaller guys...maybe all the gals should just band together, and form a third team? Winner among the guys takes on the chicks next?

........uh..........girls scare most of us, me personally I'm gonna close my eyes, plug my ears, and sing till you all go away!

No fear Lazlo, Ravenwing's got your back.

Citizen Lazlo wrote:

Jason Richards wrote:5'10ish and 175 lbs (as of this morning) of pure, rugged, devastatingly handsome Texan right here. Gonna be 170, max by the Open House.

I'm all about pie, though.

I said it before and I'll say it again. Jason Richards reminds me an awfull lot of Duke from GI Joe (minus the full head on blond hair).

Must be my chiseled jaw, commanding presence, and inspiring presence.

Jason Richards wrote:

Citizen Lazlo wrote:

Jason Richards wrote:5'10ish and 175 lbs (as of this morning) of pure, rugged, devastatingly handsome Texan right here. Gonna be 170, max by the Open House.

I'm all about pie, though.

I said it before and I'll say it again. Jason Richards reminds me an awfull lot of Duke from GI Joe (minus the full head on blond hair).

Must be my chiseled jaw, commanding presence, and inspiring presence.

Some ones delusional ... get him his Ritalin® before its too late

..Man talk about negative stereotypes...

..There are several threads here about how Palladium Fans are not the stereotypical overweight 30+ year old goons living in their mother's basements who are afraid of girls.

..Sure, some of them are, but the majority of who you'll meet at the Open House are not.

-Mike

rat_bastard wrote:well Mr. Richards, according to the photos I've seen of you, you do not in fact have horns.

that would make you the other major product of the great state of Texas.

Just sayin is all.

linky
not quite full metal jacket but I like to make fun of Jason Richards.

I'm 6'3" and 220, so neither small nor skinny here.

Warwolf and my friend will join you in the skinny white guy category.

Spectre wrote:Warwolf... will join you in the skinny white guy category.

And the "scruffy" category.

Jason Richards wrote:

Spectre wrote:Warwolf... will join you in the skinny white guy category.

And the "scruffy" category.

..Who you callin' a nerf-herder?!

-Mike >8]

Jason Richards wrote:

Spectre wrote:Warwolf... will join you in the skinny white guy category.

And the "scruffy" category.

Who you callin scruffy... bub? (Although it's completely true.)

Besides, last time I checked you thought I was sex... as disturbing as that may be.

Ah but I can't deny the truth, I'm about 5'10"-5'11" (depending on who you ask) and max between 145 and 150. Although, I'm back to working out, so I might be able to put on a couple pounds before May.

Oh yeah, and I'm pretty capable in a scrap, Spectre can attest to that (albeit indirectly). So consider me a contender for a slice of that pie (as long as it's a kind I like ).

Warwolf wrote:Oh yeah, and I'm pretty capable in a scrap, Spectre can attest to that (albeit indirectly). So consider me a contender for a slice of that pie (as long as it's a kind I like ).

Especially if you have the breakfast of champions beforehand: cereal with Mountain Dew instead of milk. I forget which cereal your friend had...Was it Trix?

Jaguar Wong wrote:

Warwolf wrote:Oh yeah, and I'm pretty capable in a scrap, Spectre can attest to that (albeit indirectly). So consider me a contender for a slice of that pie (as long as it's a kind I like ).

Especially if you have the breakfast of champions beforehand: cereal with Mountain Dew instead of milk. I forget which cereal your friend had...Was it Trix?

That was Corn Flakes actually.

My breakfast of champions is a package of Pop-Tarts and Mountain Dew.

Of course I could always break out the drinkable version of Crash that my gaming group invented (although the recipe has officially been classified and deemed unfit for human consumption). Hmm... perhaps a batch made for Kevin might get him through the weekend...

Jaguar Wong wrote:

Warwolf wrote:Oh yeah, and I'm pretty capable in a scrap, Spectre can attest to that (albeit indirectly). So consider me a contender for a slice of that pie (as long as it's a kind I like ).

Especially if you have the breakfast of champions beforehand: cereal with Mountain Dew instead of milk. I forget which cereal your friend had...Was it Trix?

How did that story make it around.

It was Frosted Flakes. It was 3 something in the morning, I was hungry. The only food I had left was cereal. I hate cereal with out something on it. There was no milk. I started looking around and the choices were Cherry Pepsi or Mt. Dew. I went for the dew. It was sweet and fairly good.

Of course I could always break out the drinkable version of Crash that my gaming group invented (although the recipe has officially been classified and deemed unfit for human consumption). Hmm... perhaps a batch made for Kevin might get him through the weekend...

Good ol Juice. The drink that smokes when you make it.

We may have to pit that drink against Nekira's Miracle Drink at open house.

I think I'm going to bring a full man-sized coffee pot for the room, this time.

Slightly off topic, but a concern of mine ...

Will open house have diet pop or should I bring my own?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they had Diet Coke last year.

Spectre wrote: How did that story make it around?

You were standing right there when I was telling him about it.

Spectre wrote:It was Frosted Flakes.

Ah, well I couldn't tell since you had already poured the soda on it. Looked like regular Corn Flakes.

Spectre wrote:Good ol Juice. The drink that smokes when you make it. We may have to pit that drink against Nekira's Miracle Drink at open house.

I don't know man, I'd like to sleep at some point... for more than 15 minutes. But if this year is anything like the last...

Warwolf wrote:

Spectre wrote: How did that story make it around?

You were standing right there when I was telling him about it.

Spectre wrote:It was Frosted Flakes.

Cut me some slack, I'm horrible with names to begin with. Let alone trying to put 2 and 2 together.

Well, I'm about 6' tall and am right around 330.

I am advising you ahead of time that it would be a very bad idea to get between me and food.

Let me make it clear.

Do NOT do it.

I did not get my panoramic physique while being the youngest of nine because I'm NOT good at fighting for what I want. I fought my older brothers on a daily basis for seventeen years - they learned their lessons after that.

I'm not threatening you - I'm just sayin'.

Oh yeah, and I'm a gun freak.

Anyway - if it's only people like me that show up at the Open House, then you're going to be lonely. I'm fatternell with Dunlop disease.

/Sub

SqrlWthANife wrote:Well if I were going I'd be on the skinny white guy side. I'm 5'9" and 113lbs. x.x But see there's an advantage to that. While all of you guys are dueling with dinner utensils I'll just snake right on through all of you, grab the pie, snake back and eat it. No fighting for me ^_^ But I'm not going ;_;

*Stabs the SqrlWthANife with a Spork!*

"not so fast bud you might be on our side but that is my slice of pie!"

*I choose not to face off with those bigger than me and scamper right over top of dodging all the utensil attack (matrix style) slamming my spork down hard impaling the Squirrel.*

"Now we see what the 'Frozen Squirrels' Thread is all about "