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I am soooo Goddamn Happy right now! :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
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It was praise lavished on me, it's never too much. :demon:
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OK now I don't know what to think of you hippie-mama but I believe I must strike at least 100 Sanity points for that as well as 100 Hetero points yourself unfortunately I must reward the witty sarcasm of both you and your chosen Master (said bastard) an additional 1000 Sarcasm points 100 points in Unrequited Love and two hundred Satyr points.

To hell with it keep the wit coming both of you ;) I love it :D

And the RB also receives 100 Bonus points to place wherever he wishes for making Jason Richards and Josh Singsapaugh wet the bed simultaneously ;)

Also for this post HM you get 100 PDA points!
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Chaos wrote:he wishes for making Jason Richards and Josh Singsapaugh wet the bed simultaneously ;)


Allegedly, I did not have relations with that bowl of warm water... :wink:
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I will smite Thee, Rat Bastard, with a crate of Triax 2 books so you might never have the pleasure of knowing the caress of the pages of my book. This is where your swooning ends.
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The Galactus Kid wrote:I will smite Thee, Rat Bastard, with a crate of Triax 2 books so you might never have the pleasure of knowing the caress of the pages of my book. This is where your swooning ends.


So you will have Triax 2 ready by the open house? Excellent.....
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The Galactus Kid wrote:I will smite Thee, Rat Bastard, with a crate of Triax 2 books so you might never have the pleasure of knowing the caress of the pages of my book. This is where your swooning ends.


So you will have Triax 2 ready by the open house? Excellent.....


:ok: sounds great to me!
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New love? And talk of Triax 2 by the Open House? To think I was having a bad day.... Thank you *tears of joy*
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I can't help it if all the fine ladies love the illegitimate rodent! :P
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Citizen Lazlo wrote:I loves me the Rat_Bastard too! cut me of a slice of that hot man meat!
:rose: :heart: :rose:

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rat_bastard wrote:I can't help it if all the fine ladies love the illegitimate rodent! :P


Really? It seemed Red was glad to be rid of you.


I was unaware that I ever RB's devotion. I'm just happy to see more love in the world... even if it is a little twisted.

I believe this calls for song:

Rat_Bastard and hippie-mama sitting in a tree....
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Misfit KotLD wrote:
reddenedone wrote:
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rat_bastard wrote:I can't help it if all the fine ladies love the illegitimate rodent! :P


Red wanted a Piece of you so bad!


Ah man, I coulda had me some of that rat bastard goodness? THat would have been a dream come true!

No you could'nt! he's all mine!

Fixed.... That was a hard one.
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rat_bastard wrote:
Misfit KotLD wrote:
reddenedone wrote:
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rat_bastard wrote:I can't help it if all the fine ladies love the illegitimate rodent! :P


Red wanted a Piece of you so bad!


Ah man, I coulda had me some of that rat bastard goodness? THat would have been a dream come true!

No you couldn't! he's all mine!

Fixed.... That was a hard one.


Because who wouldn't want a fine piece of sewer rodent born out of wedlock?
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Thats what I keep saying! :P
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Chaos wrote:And the RB also receives 100 Bonus points to place wherever he wishes for making Jason Richards and Josh Singsapaugh wet the bed simultaneously ;)


And Chaos recieves 10 Cherico-Quality Spelling points.

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Josh Sinsapaugh wrote:
Chaos wrote:And the RB also receives 100 Bonus points to place wherever he wishes for making Jason Richards and Josh Singsapaugh wet the bed simultaneously ;)


And Chaos recieves 10 Cherico-Quality Spelling points.

:P :lol:

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Well you know spell check don't exactly work with that one, at least people won't confuse you with Joshon Richapaugh, the truly troubled one of your trio of dementia. I thought I did pretty good with the spelling for not looking it up :P
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You take paypal I'll buy for myself and 10 of my closest friends :ok:

I should get a bulk discount though what ya say to 12 Tickets for the Price of 10, or maybe just let bulk buyers go twice :D
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Misfit KotLD wrote:
hippie_mama wrote:
rat_bastard wrote:I can't help it if all the fine ladies love the illegitimate rodent! :P


Wait a minute, back up the thread! i'm a fine lady?!? :oops:

Finally, they fell for the cover--er, i mean, awww so sweet :love:

Yes, but he's pining for me too. You sure you're into that? :eek:


This situation calls for some chocolate syrup. hippie_mama gets the whip.
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ok this is now officially the most disturbing thread I have ever read on this forum :shock:

:? :? :?
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Chaos wrote:ok this is now officially the most disturbing thread I have ever read on this forum :shock:

:? :? :?


Disturbing, or Awesome? :demon:
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Chaos wrote:ok this is now officially the most disturbing thread I have ever read on this forum :shock:

:? :? :?


Disturbing, or Awesome? :demon:


You are right I mean DISTURBING, make no doubt about what I mean here. That of course doesn't mean I don't find it awesome as well, but it DISTURBS me more than anything.

I do enjoy a good violation from time to time and the more disturbing the better the fix, I'm good for at least a year now! The 'Ode to Rat_Bastard' Disturbed enough for quite a while :ok:
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Misfit KotLD wrote:So you like being violated? :eek: :?


Who doesn't enjoy a good violation from time to time? Why you jealous? :lol:
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Misfit KotLD wrote:So you like being violated? :eek: :?


Its only Violation if she forgets my safety word :P .
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Misfit KotLD wrote:
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Misfit KotLD wrote:So you like being violated? :eek: :?


Who doesn't enjoy a good violation from time to time? Why you jealous? :lol:

So are you Kinky Kelly or the Sexy Stud? :eek: :shock: :-( :eek: :?


I'm not properly equipped to be Kinky Kelly so I guess I'm the Sexy Stud for this violation :P
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Misfit KotLD wrote:
Chaos wrote:
Misfit KotLD wrote:
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Misfit KotLD wrote:So you like being violated? :eek: :?


Who doesn't enjoy a good violation from time to time? Why you jealous? :lol:

So are you Kinky Kelly or the Sexy Stud? :eek: :shock: :-( :eek: :?


I'm not properly equipped to be Kinky Kelly so I guess I'm the Sexy Stud for this violation :P

You missed it.


Yeah I missed it :eek: but at least I'm not Elias :?
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Deific will let anything that insults me slide, probably because I had that stripper sent to his Office.
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Hey Ninja bunny, don't charge Hippie Mamma for hicking me, I pay her! :P
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Misfit KotLD wrote:
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hippie_mama wrote:i was pretty certain of that, just wanted to be sure everyone else was reading it the same way ;)

The smart ones are.


You mean, the ones who know me are :wink:

Face it Misfit, you're my b**** too :P

I can neither confirm nor deny at this time.


Don't argue with Mistress, unless thats your thing... :P
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I find it satisfying to know that there are still people in this world that make even myselves look sane... :lol: <----(maniacal laughter)

now if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go find some activated charcoal to calm my stomach. :P
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Misfit KotLD wrote:We have not begun to get mushy?


Between the ears maybe... :lol:
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For you Hippie Mamma!

:rose:

(Click on the rose)
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Misfit KotLD wrote:Well, I can honestly say, I'm going to vomit. :P


Holy crap, you're right. OMG...i haven't been sarcastic or mean in days! Eek!!! i'm losing my edge! Damnable bastard rat!!! *throws her boot at the offensive rodent*


... and she regains her senses and runs the Jason Richards cloner off! :ok:

Thank goodness but I new she would :D
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hippie_mama wrote:
Misfit KotLD wrote:Well, I can honestly say, I'm going to vomit. :P


Holy crap, you're right. OMG...i haven't been sarcastic or mean in days! Eek!!! i'm losing my edge! Damnable bastard rat!!! *throws her boot at the offensive rodent*


What I do? :oops:
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That reminds me hippie-mama you get your some of your sanity back (+50 Sanity Points) for coming to you senses :ok:

RB you knew it would happen sooner or later, just lick your wounds and take out all your frustration and anger out while designing the next model of Jason Richards ;)
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Chaos wrote:RB you knew it would happen sooner or later, just lick your wounds and take out all your frustration and anger out while designing the next model of Jason Richards ;)


This one has a toaster sticking out of his chest, I haven't figured out why...

I'm very deep like that.
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hippie_mama wrote:
Chaos wrote:That reminds me hippie-mama you get your some of your sanity back (+50 Sanity Points) for coming to you senses :ok:

RB you knew it would happen sooner or later, just lick your wounds and take out all your frustration and anger out while designing the next model of Jason Richards ;)


i'm all about points, but sanity points are one kind i won't take, and i definately won't take back ones i have lost :P

Sorry about the boot ratty, i do believe i missed your face at least. Don't take it personally, i love to hate you, and when you look at it that way, i truly adore you ;)

The nice things i said before really upset me, but i had a good talk with Misfit over the whole thing, and it's all good now. He reminded me that i'm really not a nice or sentimental person, and in short brought me back to my senses. He has a real talent for bringing out my inner b****. :D

Speaking of b*****s, *backhands rat_bastard* get back to work. i don't buy you pretty things with your earnings just so you can stand there and look nice.


Keep the reduction in points, I had forgotten you are still collaborating with Misfit so you can't get any points restored :p
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