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I like it

I'm going to have to use it in one of my BTS games that I GM

"You just hit a deer, retard. You're freaking out over nothing, man. Get your eyes outta the rear view and pay attention! Damn it all to hell, mobile phone's got no signal."

Max™ wrote:You hit a deer without seeing it and it landed on the roof while you were parked?

:oops: Sorry, I misunderstood the situation.

I thought we were driving in the car and the driver sees in rear view mirror something moving and so does not notice the deer jump in front of the moving car. The passenger was checking his mobile phone and didn't see anything move. Of course, the passenger's a nega anyway.

Maybe it was a flying deer?

sorry

Natasha wrote:sorry

Don't sweat it. I sort of read it the same way.

You're rolling into town, see something, look in rear view, see something, and *bam* hit the deer before you're slowed down.

ash_wednesday wrote:

GreenGhost wrote:Maybe it was a flying deer?

No, the werewolf that was stalking you threw the deer on your car just to tease you. It's playing with it's food (you) before it eats.

i'm like gettin' totally freaked out man... totally...