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bumper stickers

Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:09 pm
by Tags
Palladium needs some new bumper stickers such as

"My other car is a splugorth slave barge."
"My ex-wife is a great horned dragon."

And such. :>

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:53 pm
by Marcethus
Guns don't kill people E-clips do

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:37 am
by LostOne
Sorry, these probably aren't very good. Sleep deprivation is fun.

Splynncryth for President. Why choose the lesser evil?

Everything I need to know in life I learned on Rifts Earth.

My other car is a SAMAS/Glitterboy.

GB-10: ruining peoples day from miles away.

Say no to drugs. Get M.O.M. implants.

Say no to drugs, and yes to psionics.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:40 pm
by taalismn
Megadamage-Insured
Godling Onboard
Anti-Tailgating Ward Protected
Back Off Before I Melt Your MInd!
My Swamp-Stomping Long-Tooth NeoBarbarian Can Beat Up Your Student of the Month Any Day.
Warning: I Invested in the Rear-Mounted Rail Cannon.
This Car Randomly Passes Through Dimensional Rifts in Space/Time

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:17 pm
by Mack
"If you can read this the CS is coming for you."

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:42 pm
by BookWyrm
Pro
C.R.A.F.T. wrote:Prosek 08

add this: "The Emperor commands it!"

here's a few more ideas:

Duly Authorised Naruni Representative. No Credit, No Refunds. (cover of Naruni Wave Two)

Talk To The Boom Gun. (image of dual-boom gun Glitter Boy)

Shifter on board. Tailgate and Explore New Worlds.

Floopers on board. You've been warned.

I Brake For Renegade Blind Altara Warrior Women.

I Read The Rifter. Be Afraid, Be VERY Afraid.

I Play RIFTS. Your Reality is My Thursday Night Game Session.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:29 pm
by taalismn
My Kid Was Junior Illiterate Coalition Patriot of the Month
This Car 100% Green PPE-Powered; Zero Carbon Emissions
This Car 100% Fusion-Nuclear Powered; Zero Carbon Emissions. Don't Ask About the Nuclear Radiation.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:42 pm
by Misfit KotLD
Mack wrote:"If you can read this the CS is coming for you."

You win.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:09 pm
by runebeo
Proud supporter of the Black Market.
I was abducted by the Raruni and they sold me this car.
I have CS bounties on me and I dare u to collect!

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:13 pm
by dragon_blaze_99
Mack wrote:"If you can read this the CS is coming for you."





* long slow clap *

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:52 pm
by Incriptus
Mack wrote:"If you can read this the CS is coming for you."

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Definetly a good one.

For a while I had the "Hell was full so I came back" bumper sticker over my desk at work. Management seemed to think I was a negative person.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:57 pm
by Mack
"Friends don't let friends drink Psi-Cola."

"Honk if you don't know what a NG-P7 does to a Honda."

"What would Splyncryth Do?"

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:54 am
by LostOne
Mad about gas prices? Tailgate me and my JA-12 will end your misery.

Picture of insane looking Crazy close up holding an energy weapon by his face with text: Tailgate at your own risk.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:44 am
by LostOne
Picture of a d20 with the 20 side up. Crit happens.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:49 am
by BookWyrm
LostOne wrote:Picture of a d20 with the 20 side up. Crit happens.


I like that one.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:12 am
by LostOne
BookWyrm wrote:
LostOne wrote:Picture of a d20 with the 20 side up. Crit happens.


I like that one.

Unfortunately it isn't Rifts specific, and knowing my memory, I've probably seen it somewhere as a real thing on a t-shirt or something.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:15 pm
by Library Ogre
gadrin wrote:Carpe Demon


I like this one; part of the reason I have "Hell was full, so I came back" on my Vibe is that it doesn't require being a Rifts geek in order to understand.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:46 pm
by BookWyrm
My Rogue Scholar can read better than your Wilderness Scout.

Burster On Board. Need A Light?

(image of buff Hyperion Juicer) Got Juice?

Save the Rain Forest. Plant a Millenium Tree.

Not Everyone Who Has a Tattoo is a Renegade Atlantean T-Man. But we might be.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:20 pm
by Marcethus
LostOne wrote:
Splynncryth for President. Why choose the lesser evil?



Edit: It should be Xy for President :D

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:01 pm
by taalismn
Mack wrote:
"Honk if you don't know what a NG-P7 does to a Honda."


This Honda Rebuilt by StormSpire
Cellphone-Homing Anti-Radiation Heavy Missile Equipped Vehicle
Hit My Car, Release the Demon

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:27 pm
by glitterboy2098
howabout signs?

"Beware of Killhound"

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:48 pm
by taalismn
My (Naruni) Vengeance Budget is Bigger Than Yours

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:39 pm
by Tags
Mack wrote:"If you can read this the CS is coming for you."



I love this one! That would be a sweat one to make.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:11 pm
by taalismn
"Drive Like Every Other Car Has Invisibility Up."

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:14 pm
by taalismn
The Flesh is Weak. Metal Up!

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:48 pm
by dragon_blaze_99
although its kinda stealing how about the good old

"if you wanna be tough, become a Juicer. if you wanna be a god, become a Mega-Juicer"
~sign outside an Ishpeming body-chop-shop


8-)

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:17 pm
by taalismn
All I Ask of My God is Unconditional Love and Close Air Support

Member of the Atlantean Stone Masons' Guild---Pyramid Power!

Sunaj Covert Operations Vehicle---Cross at Your Own Risk

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:21 pm
by Library Ogre
taalismn wrote:All I Ask of My God is Unconditional Love and Close Air Support


That's beautiful. I would love to have that on my car.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:53 am
by CyCo
Marcethus wrote:
LostOne wrote:
Splynncryth for President. Why choose the lesser evil?



Edit: It should be Xy for President :D


Wouldn't be able to use this one, as Chaosium would probably get a itchy lawyer, but them I figure we all know that anyway. It's way too close to their own bumper stickers.

8p

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:03 am
by Marcethus
CyCo wrote:
Marcethus wrote:
LostOne wrote:
Splynncryth for President. Why choose the lesser evil?



Edit: It should be Xy for President :D


Wouldn't be able to use this one, as Chaosium would probably get a itchy lawyer, but them I figure we all know that anyway. It's way too close to their own bumper stickers.

8p



yeah the damned Cthulu for pres ones I had forgotten about them but *shrugs* oh vell

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:10 am
by Misfit KotLD
Quebec - Peace through Glittering Firepower

Glitterboys - Chrome Never Goes out of Style

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:20 pm
by csbioborg
C.S. Logo and...

Only in Death Does Duty Die

It is Better to Die for the Coalition than to Live fore yourself

THe Hand of Prosek Guides All

Know the D-Bee---Kill the D-Bee

Burn the Mage---Purge the Unclean

A True Citizen Never Yields to Doubt

While the D-Bess of the Rifts still Draw Breath There Can be No Peace

For Prosek and the Coalition States of Man!!!!!

Harbor the Heretic and Forsake the Light of the Coalition

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:30 pm
by Misfit KotLD
csbioborg wrote:It is Better to Die for the Coalition than to Live fore yourself

That should be "for yourself." Unless you're on a golf course... :D

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:44 pm
by csbioborg
Misfit KotLD wrote:
csbioborg wrote:It is Better to Die for the Coalition than to Live fore yourself

That should be "for yourself." Unless you're on a golf course... :D



Fair enough but could someone tell me why I've been getting hounded FOR my grammar the past few days.

Scrouge the Xenos Reclaim Holy Earth

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:50 pm
by taalismn
Misfit KotLD wrote:Quebec - Peace through Glittering Firepower

Glitterboys - Chrome Never Goes out of Style


Heritage Glitterboy Pilot---A Family Tradition for Over One Hundred Years

Chromium Guardsman are Shiny HAPPY People

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:42 pm
by csbioborg
You Wanted Alternative Fuel Sources
The Society of Sages Deliverd
Running of Dragon Part's Since 80 P.A.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:40 pm
by taalismn
csbioborg wrote:You Wanted Alternative Fuel Sources
The Society of Sages Deliverd
Running of Dragon Part's Since 80 P.A.


CS BioDiesel Fuels Division-
Turning Cactus-People D-Bees into Clean, Profitable, Energy Since 100 P.A.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:56 pm
by BookWyrm
(background of the CS logo)
If You Can Read This, You're Under Arrest!

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:34 pm
by taalismn
The Skull and Bones Society is Alive and Well in Chi-Town!

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:55 pm
by csbioborg
Just an SDC creature in a MD world don't you count me out baby

Naruini get in line I still have my student loans to pay

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:03 pm
by csbioborg
The human race deeply love independence, freedom and peace. But in the face of D-bee aggression they have risen up, united as one man

We will win back our planet at any cost, even if Chi town must burn

Lazlo- You can kill ten of our men for every one we kill of yours. But even at those odds, you will lose and we will win Hail Prosek

It is better to sacrifice everything than to live subugated to the D-Bee

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:29 pm
by taalismn
You'll have my Naruni Plasma Pistol when you pry my dead six-tentacled hand off it!
Lazlo University---Learning is Power. Wage War on Poverty and Ignorance, Not Each Other.
Splynn Biowizardry Institute---Enriching the Lives of Millions of Lifeforms
Triax---German Engineering is STILL the Best!
Triax---Robot Drivers Wanted
Ichto--Only Japanese Can Make Robots Right!

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:41 pm
by csbioborg
C.S. War College Uniformity is strenghth. Scourging Xenophila and Hertical Thought One Mind at a Time

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:51 pm
by taalismn
New Camelot Finishing School for Boys---Turning Today's Youth into the Knights of Tomorrow
Psyscape Mentallist Academy---See the Future Today!
Psyscape Mentallist Academy--Because a MInd is a Horrible Thing to Waste
Brass City Boarding School---Polishing Evil for over One Hundred Years
Xorga's School of Summoning---Make the Call Today for a More Prosperous Tomorrow!

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 3:51 pm
by (SHIFTY)
BookWyrm wrote:
LostOne wrote:Picture of a d20 with the 20 side up. Crit happens.


I like that one.



I second that!

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:41 pm
by taalismn
The M.O.M. Corps---You Don't Have to be Crazy to Join; That Comes Later.

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:28 pm
by csbioborg
The Vanguard--- Last tenants were C.S. troops just havent gotten around to moving out the human supremist liturture...really

Join and be called heritc and betrayer. Your deeds never known or ackwonledged. Join us and be the Vanguard which fights the battles the Coalition alone can not.

Vanguard---the Outcome Justifies the Method

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:19 pm
by taalismn
Ye Old Order of the Mystic Knights---Have Fun, Make Money, Be Evil
Knights of the White Rose--Hope Blooms in the Heart of Darkness

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 8:56 pm
by csbioborg
Geofront---It's the People's Republic not the Demon's Republic of China

Re: bumper stickers

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:34 am
by csbioborg
This is from mark Hall's website. I want to make sure everyone knows this just in case one day Mark wakes up this scenario happens

...maybe its just the dreamer in me, but I would like to wake up one day and be able to Hellblast the annoying people in my life.-Mark Hall