bumper stickers

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 10:30 pm

Rifts Central Park---Best Park Robert Olmstead Ever Designed. EVER.
Rifts Republicans---They're Not Your Daddy's Conservative Party

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:07 pm

cs republicans- We work in the dark. We do what we can to battle with the evil that would otherwise destroy us. Yet sometimes the weight of this burden causes us to falter, breaching the fragile fortress of our mind, allowing the monsters without to turn within and we are left alone, staring into the abyss . . . into the laughing face of madness.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:58 pm

Rifts Crazies...Chicken? What Chicken? This is an Emu!
Rifts Crazies...My Security Blanket Told Me to Kill You.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:02 pm

MOM Tech- You say it makes us Crazy I say it lets us see through the lie of reality

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:12 pm

Merc Soldiers---Gold Won't Always Get You Good Soldiers, But Good Soldiers Will Always Get You Gold
Glitterboy--10 Ft, 5 In. of Chromium-Armor-Plated, Cutting-Edge Tech, Pre-Rifts, Walking Coffin
Glitterboy---Death Is Shiny

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:17 pm

Glitter Girls- Really honestly they had to go there

Good Bad whatever I'm the guy with the Boom Gun

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:23 pm

GlitterGirl--You're Watching My Big Guns When You Should Be Watching My Big GUN

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:28 pm

SuperSamas- Death From Above

MLRS- Ya really scared of that Glitterboy there range is almost a tenth of ours

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:57 pm

Psi-Slayer---I Can Make You Crash Your Car Any Time I Want...Wanna See?
Iron Bolt Artillery Vehicle---Weather Calls for Local Downpours of Death

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:23 am

Psi Tech- Having one is every tank companies wet dream

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:53 pm

(image of a little waifish kid peering shyly from between the legs of a bunch of mean-looking armored and heavily armed mercs looking around suspiciously) Mess With the Kid, PLAY With the Brigade...Larsen's Brigade: We $$%^ing Care!!!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:08 pm

Colonel Bradshaw- We'll accept payment in jamison

The Wild Bunch- If you think their tough now wait until Butch comes back

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:16 pm

Naruni Juggernaut---RAMMING SPEED!!!!!!
Artillery: The Last Argument of Kings. Plasma Cannon: The FIRST Argument of Real-Man Mercs.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:23 pm

Naruni Shoulder Cannon- Just call it the Lanotaur Hunter Exterminator

Shoulder Cannon- When you really want to make a statement

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:27 pm

Defenestration Hurts More Through Megadamage Window Glass
Whupass---Canned Stress Reliever
Whupass Pills--The More Convenient Stress Reliever When You Don't Have a Can-Opener

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:13 pm

Ciabola Drugs- And you thought crank made you crazy

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:49 pm

MadHaven---Never Thought New Jersey Would Look Like Heaven, Did You?

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:56 pm

Well purgatory anyway

Lazlo- We've got all the sinners but Aristole busy so Plato's going to have to fill in as guide

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:03 pm

Chi-Town--We're Really Hiding a Pyramid Inside the Arcology...

Chi-Town---"Wanna Mean the Original Plans for the City Were Drawn Up By Ivor Shandor?!"

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:36 pm

Chi Town- Hobbes would have been proud

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:27 pm

CombiWeapons--Now What Does the Red Button Do?

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:05 pm

Chi Town- They think the Panopticon is an inefficent model

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:48 pm

Arkhon Tri-Beams---Your Armor Value Just Went WAAAYYY Down...
ARCHIE-3 For President! Hagan For VIP! (They Want It, This Saves Time, And We Can't Do Any Worse, Can We?)

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:57 pm

Phase Weapons- Your armor is literally worthless

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:38 am

Prometheans---Bald is Beautiful
Dominators---We Agree. So Will You. OR ELSE.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:59 am

Dominator's- We watched the movie and have fixed the defect with our World Ships don't even think about it

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:12 am

T'Zees---Com'on, You're Not Using Your BIG Backyard For Anything? One Small Colony, PLEASE?

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:15 am

Intruders- Your best last hope are the Cosmo Knights? Not exactly impressed.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:47 pm

Kreeghor--We're Built LIke Tanks! Why SHOULDN'T We Wear Only Briefs?!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:51 pm

Invincable Guardsman- Eh Kreeghor remember calling me squishy last year (stomp stomp)

Marrowlight- lore comicbooks 98%

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 2:56 pm

Horror Factor--What You'll Feel When I do a 360-degree Turn On You
Horror Factor 14? I Get Uglier Looks From My Wife

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:05 pm

taalismn wrote:Horror Factor--What You'll Feel When I do a 360-degree Turn On You
Horror Factor 14? I Get Uglier Looks From My Wife

Awe Factor 19- Seeing a happily married couple in Southern Califnoria

Emperor and Lady Prosek- There's someone for everybody

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:17 pm

Cuteness Factor--It's Destroyed More Than One Real Man

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:36 pm

Skill Seduction- Before you know it your in San Franiciso interviewing at a tax firm ready to move in
foruntately you get a +4 to your saving throw when she asks you to quit HTH and calls Rifts stupid in the same day

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:42 pm

MA Stat---It's Not a Junk Stat If You Really Know How to USE It.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:47 pm

MA- +1 to save on ME roll with every two PCs with you

Beer- The great equalizer for a poor MA

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:23 am

M.A.--Make Lots of Friends; The Best Ablative Meat In the Megaverse
P.B.-Beauty Is Only Skin Deep. Fear and Intimidation Goes to the Heart.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:30 am

Reveile in Rifts- Grab my C-12, shower kill alien lifeform for quick workout start the day

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:26 am

CS Burb Brigades---Crunch All You Want; We'll Recruit More.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:53 pm

Naruni Camo Armor- 'Bout as ggooo as invisbilty and dog boys don't detect you from a mile away

Micromissiles- Living in rifts they legitmatelyy can be for hunting

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:01 pm

Lazlo EMT Corps---Three Disciplines: Magic, Psionics, Science. One Mission: Save Lives

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:34 pm

CS Medics- No injury is to grievous with the right technology

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 3:36 pm

Heavy Plasma Weapons - anything worth killing is worth killing quickly.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:22 pm

Iron Lung has a whole new meaning in Rifts Earth

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:37 pm

csbioborg wrote:Iron Lung has a whole new meaning in Rifts Earth

...So Do 'Balls of Brass' and 'Cast Iron Stomach'

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:49 pm

New to Rifts Earth? Well Knee to the Groin dosen't always work here

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:20 pm

Thunderbeetle Rinds---The Snackfood of the Future!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:48 pm

Rhino Buffalo Steak- Who needs creatine when you got them

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:23 pm

Splugorth Jerky---NOW Who's Top of the Megaversal Food Chain, Huh?!

Unicorn---It's What's For Dinner!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:31 pm

taalismn wrote:Splugorth Jerky---NOW Who's Top of the Megaversal Food Chain, Huh?!

Unicorn---It's What's For Dinner!

Slugorth Calamari now that's good eating

(in my game we freed Atlas and he actually hunts Splugorth for sport with a giant spear made from Yssgardil)