bumper stickers

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:51 pm

Rifts Paratroopers---Fear Not, No Fear
Rifts Paratroopers---You're a Terror On the Ground...Provided the Dragon Don't Get You On the Way There.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:54 pm

Holy Terrors- There is nothing holy about what I am about to do to that dragon

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:28 pm

Being a M.O.M. Means Always Having a Ready Insanity Defense

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:29 pm

M.O.M.'s are no problem take away thier favorite Talissman and they are basically vagabonds with head ornaments\

MadHaven= Where crazies go to get sane

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:00 pm

This Vehicle Tectonic Entity-Powered.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:10 am

PETE- People for the ethical treatment of entites

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:28 am

csbioborg wrote:Tradtional CS Soldier eulogy- He died with his power armor on

Traditional CS Spec Ops eulogy - He died surrounded by a pile of enemies dead by his hand.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:04 am

Proper Life Insurance is Ready Artillery Support On Speed-Dial.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:57 pm

Elementals- you might be a tad angry to if you got ripped out of your homes and enslaved by humans on a regualr basis

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:10 pm

Not Rifts, but still Palladium-related:

My Other Ride Is a SuperDimensional Fortress.

This is the OTHER Veritech Car!

More Lives Have Been Lost To Fighting Over Protoculture Than Ever Died Fighting Over Oil!
BAN PROTOCULTURE!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:21 pm

You think you power game- My campign has Atlas driving a a SDF-1 fortress and he's the underdog

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:24 pm

Nightspawn--Where Being So Ugly You Could Kill Your Own Relection In a Mirror is a GOOD Thing.

Systems Failure---Hello, Technical Services? I Have a Problem.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 7:18 pm

Sytems Failure- Remeber Burt from Tremors it kinda his fantasy world

Iron Bane- Let's see how tough them Dwenor automaton's are now

Hamlet's Skull- I've seen magic eight balls that predict better than you

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:14 pm

Black Fault---Million Credit Vault, MUlti-Million Credit Security System, Round-the-Clock Paid Security...To Guard TW Toasters...

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:52 am

terra Cotta Warriors- Hail the Emperor we who have already died salute you

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:05 pm

Terra Cota Warriors and Bull Demons---Bull In a China Shop Anybody?

The Rifts Bumper Sticker Thread---It's Like Tennis---With Plasma Grenades---And the Occasional Naked Guy Running Across the Court...

The Galactus Kid · Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:00 pm

Rifts Bumper Sticker Thread is like a Zombie. It just won't die.

Rimmerdal · Unread post by **Rimmerdal** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:23 pm

The Galactus Kid wrote:Rifts Bumper Sticker Thread is like a Zombie. It just won't die.

The world always need new bumper stickers. :bandit:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:03 pm

Rimmerdal wrote:
The Galactus Kid wrote:Rifts Bumper Sticker Thread is like a Zombie. It just won't die.

The world always need new bumper stickers.

Especially with the new Chipwell armors...made with 100% recycled pre-Rifts bumpers...

Chipwell...Because To Your Employer, You're Chipped Beef

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 5:08 pm

If you reading this your driving to close and itrrating a person that spends a good deal of his time fantazing about being a member of a futuristic facist state where "scrouging you" would be no big deal

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:12 pm

(In Palladium Runes)
If You Can Read THis...GET A LIFE!!!!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:21 pm

My familiar can beat up your honor role familar

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 7:20 pm

With Particle Beam and Rune Blade I DRIVE BACK THE DARKNESS
It Ain't Munchkin If It Works
If a Single Candle Can Hold Back the Darkness, Imagine What Napalm Can Do.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:04 am

Craiglist's listing- Dominator looking for hendchmen skilled in the killing arts preferably with a penchant for world conquering and a haterd of Como Knights

LostOne · Unread post by **LostOne** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:21 am

Seen those "Hugs not drugs" bumper stickers?

Splicers: Slugs not Bugs.
Juicers: Drugs not Hugs.
Crazies: Plugs not Drugs

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:04 pm

Astral Realms Contractors---"The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of."

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:10 pm

Astral Realms Where a god might be a man and a god may be less than a dream

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:16 pm

Doppelgangers---Always Know Who You Are

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:23 pm

Auto Gees- We do it better than dopplegangers and we are human to

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:21 pm

Sex Demons Vs Dog Pack---That Many More Tentacles For Vibro-Claws to Hack Off
Dog Pack---Private Timmy's In Trouble, Again, Lassie?

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:48 pm

succubus- think of thier true form like makeup really who cares what they look like in the morning

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:06 pm

My DogBoy's At Least Toilet-Trained---That's More Than I Can Say For You
Chi-Town Kennel Club--Man's Best Friend's Best Friends.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:05 pm

Ole' Yeller- My dog boy would commit hiri kiri before letting the rabies get him

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:03 pm

That Ain't My Brake Light You're Seeing---It's a Targetting Laser
I Call Close Air Support On Tail-Gaters(/Cell-Phone Drivers)

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:10 pm

Alert Automatic Motion Activated Lasers Misles When you Get Within Twenty Feet

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:14 pm

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Limo and Carriage Service---"Have War Chauffeur You To Your Special Occasion!"

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:51 pm

Four HorseMen's Rune Weapons- All the danger and known of the reward

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:11 pm

No Sleep, No Coffee...Only Summon Inner Strength and Resist Fatigue
Juicers---You Can Rest After Final Call

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:17 pm

Who needs caffeine when I've got MOM implants

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Oct 12, 2008 6:42 pm

csbioborg wrote:Who needs caffeine when I've got MOM implants

Who needs caffeine when I've got MOM?

My Rune Bumper is the Last *(*(&)* Who Cut Me Off On the Road!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:39 am

Forged by a thosand dwarves in Asgard that bound a tribble to its sticker
enchanted to steal the souls of tailgaters was this bumpersticker
or am I just insane
I guess the real question is do you feel lucky punk? Well do you?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:06 pm

I KNow No Fear...My Mother-In-Law is Splynncrythh
THis Car is Dwarven Made With Pride!
My Car is Dwarven Made, Elven-Enchanted, and Approved of by the Gods.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:48 pm

Rune WEapons-THey laugh at the conservation of energy principle

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:22 pm

BodyFixer---I Can't Cure Stupidity, But I Can Do a Good Job On Its Symptoms.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:37 pm

BiwWizard Tanks- Kinda like my playlist Sometimes I like to just put it on random and see what happens

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:45 pm

Borged to the Max---Care to Arm-Wrestle?

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:47 pm

SN Strenghth Want to try and take me over the top

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:03 pm

Operators---Actually That IS A Pipe Wrench In My Pants...
CS Combat Engineers: Measure With a Laser Distancer, Mark With a Laser Level, Cut With a Laser Rifle

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:13 pm

the SDF1- What happens when you heckle that nerdy operator one to many times and he comes back from seven years of seclusion for vengance

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:45 pm

Reflex Cannon---It's The First Thing I Fire When I Get Startled