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csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 6:53 pm

Fairy Food- You can dance if you want to, You'll dance even if you don't want to you'll leave your friends behind 'cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:29 pm

I Like Faeries---On Fly Paper.
I Like Faerie'Stew

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:32 pm

I Like Faire's in my Guns
I Like Faire's Food
but if they can't dance
they'll be left behind

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:46 pm

CityRats---Why You Never Park Your CS Mrk V APC Unattended in the 'Burbs.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:08 pm

Forget lojack my car is equpied with automated deathrays

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:11 pm

Be Responsible: Don't Leave Your DogBoy In the Hovercar With the Windows Rolled Up.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:16 pm

Prevent Broken Glass and roll your windows down for your kill hound

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:34 pm

Okay, So the "Mages Adopt A Dog Boy' Campaign Wasn't a GOOD Idea.....
Be Polite: Curb Your ThunderBeetle
Be Responsible: Spay or Neuter Your Xiticix. NOW.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:26 pm

The Simvans made a lot of enemies the day they played fetch with thier Rhino Buffalos in the parking lot

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:23 pm

Summon Pigeons From Hell:The Spell Bane of Sports Car Owners Since the Coming of the Rifts

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:30 am

Keep tailgating and I will sic my piegon familar on you

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:38 pm

JUicer JumpCycle---"Where'd That Guy Go?!"

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:02 pm

Juicer ChainSaw - Where that squishy go?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:16 pm

Bionic Samurai---Body By Datsun, Fighting Soul By Amateratsu!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:24 pm

You can have your magic and demons all we need is the Yamato-damashii to defeat you

***Yamato-damashii loosely tranlated means 'the brave, daring, and indomitable spirit of the Japanese people'

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:48 pm

csbioborg wrote:You can have your magic and demons all we need is the Yamato-damashii* to defeat you

*Oh Yeah, And Giant Robots...We Have Giant Robots Too.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:59 pm

Last Communique from Prosek to Scard- You are Tokyo and I am Godzilla

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:04 pm

Prosek is a Giant Radioactive Lizard In Disguise---He Admitts It!!!

Hey, Kev, When Do I Get My Fusion-Powered Refrigerator?

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:14 am

For the last time I love Paladium has nothing to do with metallurgy

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:37 pm

Palladium---My Precious, My Precious!

Captain Nemo--Sure, He Looks Good For His Age, But He Smells Like Old Fish...

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:33 pm

Hanzo the Razor reborn- he's just a petty ISS agent looking out for the common guy
he'll scrouge all the dbees one at a time!!!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:27 pm

Thraxus---Sure, You Can TRUST Me......
Thraxus---Politics. Economics, War. They're All a Game to Him. One He Means to Win. Elect a Winner. Elect Thraxus.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:07 am

Tharxus- Hey his best and only friend might be a crazy dwarf but at least you know that crazy dwarf will be on our side

***can't remeber that dwarfs name btw

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 5:24 pm

CAF Stock Scorpion Star-Racing Club---'Fast, Faster, FASTEST!'

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:29 pm

Spider Walker- You taught it was impractical until we expanded the Campign of Unity to the Dino Swamps didn't you

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:48 pm

Spider Walkers---I Have a Sudden Hankering For a Rolled Up Copy of the Gargantua Times...

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:48 pm

Thraxus-- You *think* you've seen it all, but *I* have...

Thraxus-- I don't need to kill my enemies, I can just outlive them....

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:01 pm

Enlightened Immortal- Aren't you the cutest youngester I ever seen Tharsux who's going to take over the thre galaxied you are

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:07 pm

True Naruni---True Control Is Corporate, True Reality Is Corporate, True Power Is Corporate, True Evil Is Corporate.

Naruni Enterprises---Slaves Revolt, Wage Slaves Whine Alot

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:19 pm

Uteni- Hey we're just the middle management we don't set the rules

Naruni We're just legitmate business men

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:22 pm

True Naruni---Go Ahead; PASS Me. I Own Your Planet.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:38 pm

repo bots- Inside these wires and gears is a heart just as fragile as any other and I hav enough weaponery to atomize a smll comapny so I'd takethat back

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:57 pm

RepoBot---If You Don't Have Cash, I'll Take Blood Instead.

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:35 pm

CS speech writer looking through the old records for material
goes to Prosek- "Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream; to kill him so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things." Today our Campign of UNity allows us to further that dream

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:46 pm

ROAD BERSERKER---BLESSED OF THE AESIR---PASS AT YOUR PERIL

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:53 pm

When messing with the Fenris hound be sure to check how long that chain realy is

Tyr- Honestly could I get a biosystems hand or something

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:27 pm

Thor---WHAT Rock In My Head?

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:40 am

Atlas- Take that rock out of his head and he'd have a 30 IQ

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 10:22 am

Splicers' Designer Genes

Careful, 'Biotic' Doesn't Necessarily Rhyme With 'Idiotic'

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:58 pm

Splicers Libarians there almost as cyprtic as real life

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:31 am

csbioborg wrote:Splicers Libarians there almost as cyprtic as real life

Splicers Librarians and Real Librarians---Because Dealing With the Public WILL Drive You Mad and Ugly.... :badbad:

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:34 pm

THE real reason between house wars stemmed from a dispute between libarians whether to use dewi decimal or libary of congress to catalog all that gentic data

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:37 pm

Splicers---Planetary Be Nice To Your Librarian Day

If You Find Yourself Going 'Floop, Flop, Floop!", Report to Quarantine. IMMEDIATELY

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:50 pm

Scarecrows what every 17 year old doing mandatory community service at the local libary ends up
looking like

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 25, 2008 9:41 am

Biotics---What Having Overdue Books and Fines Gets You...

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sat Oct 25, 2008 1:20 pm

Libarians- and you thought the Naruni were strict about debts

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:47 pm

Splicer Librarians---Because Knowledge Can Breed Monsters

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:01 pm

Libarian 2099- Its not fair I had allthe time in the world to read now

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:54 pm

Rifts Rogue Scholars---At Last! LIbrarians Get to Carry Heavy Weaponry!

csbioborg · Unread post by **csbioborg** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:01 pm

Black Vault- What Prosek does to libarians that get on his bad side