So imagine this, the picture is a head shot of a worried looking Flooper with a large caliber revolver pointed at the d-bee's temple and the caption in large letters reads
"BUY THIS GAMING SUPPLEMENT OR WE WILL SHOOT THIS FLOOPER!"
I predict modest sales at best.
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Re: I just had the best idea for a Rifter Cover ever!
Overlords of the XXIII Century had a similar ad for quite a while... only it involved a baby seal.
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Re: I just had the best idea for a Rifter Cover ever!
If the homage is being made to the original National Lampoon cover, then it should feature a dog boy. I do recall Marvel Comics doing something similar at one point years ago. The cover of one book read, "Buy this comic, or and we shoot this skrull." I suggest sending the link for this thread to one of Palladium's regular freelance artists.
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I prefer "Since you didn't buy this book we shot Pepe." 

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rat_bastard wrote:So imagine this, the picture is a head shot of a worried looking Flooper with a large caliber revolver pointed at the d-bee's temple and the caption in large letters reads
"BUY THIS GAMING SUPPLEMENT OR WE WILL SHOOT THIS FLOOPER!"
I predict modest sales at best.
How about "Buy This Book, Or We Will Let Joel Schumacher Put Nipples On The Glitter Boy Armor!"
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Shoot the flooper! SHOOT HIM!!!!



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How about I buy the book and you still shoot the Flooper and Pepe!
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