Robotech Blooper Reels

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "IT'S NOT FAIR!! Why does this always happen to me?! All I ever wanted to do was kill Fokker and Hunter...do I get what I want?! NO! Everybody else gets a happy ending! It's not fair I tell you..."

[Alpha 11]

Rick: "Lisa...are you coming to bed?"
Lisa: "I'll be there in a minute...(typing furiously)

"The massive chunk of Dolza's battlefortress, having finally reached the terminus of its decaying orbit, began its meteoric descent into Earth's atmosphere...Fortunately, its otherwise lethal fall would bring it to impact in a remote parcel of land occupied only by a landfill..."

Rick: "Lisa...are you coming to bed?"
Lisa: "I'll be there in a minute...(typing furiously)

"The massive chunk of Dolza's battlefortress, having finally reached the terminus of its decaying orbit, began its meteoric descent into Earth's atmosphere...Fortunately, its otherwise lethal fall would bring it to impact in a remote parcel of land occupied only by a landfill..."

Edwards: (Looking up) "Oh...crap..."

Commander Johnson, of the BioSanitation Battlion looked up from the manuscript and sighed. "It's gonna take us forever to clean all that up."

Commander Johnson, of the BioSanitation Battlion looked up from the manuscript and sighed. "It's gonna take us forever to clean all that up."

"Not really, sir." Lance Corporal Stylus said, not looking up from his keyboard.
"The massive conflagration that followed was miraculously self-contained owing to a trick of both weather and geography, and actually proved a godsend to the county sanitation services, as the kinetic plasma blast did an incineration job of the landfill's toxic contents that had been long overdue and unfunded for decades..."
"That's frightening stuff, Stylus."
"Thank you, sir."

Commander Johnson, of the BioSanitation Battlion looked up from the manuscript and sighed. "It's gonna take us forever to clean all that up."

"Not really, sir." Lance Corporal Stylus said, not looking up from his keyboard.
"The massive conflagration that followed was miraculously self-contained owing to a trick of both weather and geography, and actually proved a godsend to the county sanitation services, as the kinetic plasma blast did an incineration job of the landfill's toxic contents that had been long overdue and unfunded for decades..."
"That's frightening stuff, Stylus."
"Thank you, sir."

the resulting atmospheric disturbance triggered a sudden tropical storm in the surrounding region, which was pulled into the vacuum caused by the impact and fireball, extinguishing the lingering fires with its torrential rainfall. no survivors were located in the region.
"and done"
Major Pen of the United Earth Firefighters Association hit enter on his PDA, completing the report.

[Alpha 11]

Edwards couldn't understand why no one was paying him any attention. Then the firefighter walked through him.

Ben Dixon's Ghost: (Slapping Edwards on the back) "Hey buddy! You look down! Lets go out on the town! HA HA HA!!!"

Edwards: "So....I've been killed dramatically, I've been killed stupidly...and now I've been killed by fanfiction characters writing their own reality?! As some sort of existentialist PRANK!? WHY CAN'T - I- DO THAT?! Well, precedent's been set! So let me show you how -I'm- going to write myself a happier fate, you bastards!"
Edwards steps up to an available keyboard and pounces on it, ready to go to town...
...only to watch his insubstantial hands go right through the keyboard and the desktop.
" "
Ben: "Coulda told you that was going to happen."

Edwards: "IT'S NOT FAIR!! Why does this always happen to me?! All I ever wanted to do was kill Fokker and Hunter...do I get what I want?! NO! Everybody else gets a happy ending! It's not fair I tell you..."

[taalismn]

T.R. Edwards: "Come on, man, just one little thing! Just teach me how to do that poltergeisty telekinesis thing! Just enough to press few keyboard buttons! That's all I'm asking of you!"
Patrick Swayze:"For the upteenth time, NO! Quit bothering me! Buzz off! Get lost! You're not even the ghost of a REAL person!"

[SRoss]

Swayze: "By the way Edwards, look behind you."

Several shadow figures appear and drag Edwards to Hell.

[taalismn]

Swayze: "By the way Edwards, look behind you."

Several shadow figures appear and drag Edwards to Hell.

Ninja'ed.

"And as the traitor languishes in his well-earned fate, the capricious eye of vengeance starts looking for fresh prey to lavish attention on..."

Karno: "Wait....why are you looking at me?"

[Alpha 11]

T.R. Edwards: "Come on, man, just one little thing! Just teach me how to do that poltergeisty telekinesis thing! Just enough to press few keyboard buttons! That's all I'm asking of you!"
Patrick Swayze:"For the upteenth time, NO! Quit bothering me! Buzz off! Get lost! You're not even the ghost of a REAL person!"

Swayze: "By the way Edwards, look behind you."

Several shadow figures appear and drag Edwards to Hell.

Swayze: "By the way Edwards, look behind you."

Several shadow figures appear and drag Edwards to Hell.

Ninja'ed.

"And as the traitor languishes in his well-earned fate, the capricious eye of vengeance starts looking for fresh prey to lavish attention on..."

Karno: "Wait....why are you looking at me?"

[taalismn]

Field Marshal Leonard: (in bed)"Why do I have the feeling I missed the opportunity to surprise an old political acquaintance with the land mines in my lawn and the piranha in my swimming pool? ...Oh well, maybe it's just fatigue..."
(turns over and goes to sleep)

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "That Leonard!! If only he'd let me crash at his place, this wouldn't have happened! I'LL GET YOU ALLLLLLLL!!!"
Leonard: "I must've been dreaming...thought I heard Edwards... (snoring)"

[SRoss]

Edwards: "That Leonard!! If only he'd let me crash at his place, this wouldn't have happened! I'LL GET YOU ALLLLLLLL!!!"
Leonard: "I must've been dreaming...thought I heard Edwards... (snoring)"

Emerson's Ghost: "Leonard... You're a moron... Nobody likes you... Your mommy dresses you funny..."

[taalismn]

Edwards: "That Leonard!! If only he'd let me crash at his place, this wouldn't have happened! I'LL GET YOU ALLLLLLLL!!!"
Leonard: "I must've been dreaming...thought I heard Edwards... (snoring)"

Emerson's Ghost: "Leonard... You're a moron... Nobody likes you... Your mommy dresses you funny..."

The Three Robotech Masters:(dressed BADLY as the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future, waiting outside Leonard's bedroom) "Which one of us again thought this was a good idea?"

[SRoss]

Edwards: "That Leonard!! If only he'd let me crash at his place, this wouldn't have happened! I'LL GET YOU ALLLLLLLL!!!"
Leonard: "I must've been dreaming...thought I heard Edwards... (snoring)"

Emerson's Ghost: "Leonard... You're a moron... Nobody likes you... Your mommy dresses you funny..."

The Three Robotech Masters:(dressed BADLY as the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future, waiting outside Leonard's bedroom) "Which one of us again thought this was a good idea?"

"Let's just punish Karno for it."

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "That Leonard!! If only he'd let me crash at his place, this wouldn't have happened! I'LL GET YOU ALLLLLLLL!!!"
Leonard: "I must've been dreaming...thought I heard Edwards... (snoring)"

Emerson's Ghost: "Leonard... You're a moron... Nobody likes you... Your mommy dresses you funny..."

The Three Robotech Masters:(dressed BADLY as the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future, waiting outside Leonard's bedroom) "Which one of us again thought this was a good idea?"

"Let's just punish Karno for it."

Robotech Master: "Bring in Musica!!'
Karno: "What?! I didn't do anything!"
Musica: "You've been a BAD boy again...you need some punishing!"
Karno: "NNNNNOOOOO!!"
Edwards: "At least I don't have to go through that..."

[taalismn]

Karno: "...ah, what can I do for you, Masters?"
Robotech Master1: "Masters? We're not the Masters! We're...ah, we're the Ghosts of Christmas Past...Present...and future..."
RM2: "I think we're supposed to be preceded by a 'Marley'."
RM3: "I think it only works on Christmas."
Karno: "I don't believe in the mcironian holiday."
RM1: "..this really isn't going as it's supposed to, is it?"
RM2: "Told you it wouldn't work."
RM3: "Oh shut up..."
Karno: "Does that mean you're going to leave me alone?"
RM1: "No."
RM2: "Hold on; we'll think of something."
RM3: "We're genetically engineered superior thinkers, after all."
Karno: "...rats..."

[Alpha 11]

Field Marshal Leonard: (in bed)"Why do I have the feeling I missed the opportunity to surprise an old political acquaintance with the land mines in my lawn and the piranha in my swimming pool? ...Oh well, maybe it's just fatigue..."
(turns over and goes to sleep)

Edwards: "That Leonard!! If only he'd let me crash at his place, this wouldn't have happened! I'LL GET YOU ALLLLLLLL!!!"
Leonard: "I must've been dreaming...thought I heard Edwards... (snoring)"

Edwards: "That Leonard!! If only he'd let me crash at his place, this wouldn't have happened! I'LL GET YOU ALLLLLLLL!!!"
Leonard: "I must've been dreaming...thought I heard Edwards... (snoring)"

Emerson's Ghost: "Leonard... You're a moron... Nobody likes you... Your mommy dresses you funny..."

Edwards: "That Leonard!! If only he'd let me crash at his place, this wouldn't have happened! I'LL GET YOU ALLLLLLLL!!!"
Leonard: "I must've been dreaming...thought I heard Edwards... (snoring)"

Emerson's Ghost: "Leonard... You're a moron... Nobody likes you... Your mommy dresses you funny..."

The Three Robotech Masters:(dressed BADLY as the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future, waiting outside Leonard's bedroom) "Which one of us again thought this was a good idea?"

Edwards: "That Leonard!! If only he'd let me crash at his place, this wouldn't have happened! I'LL GET YOU ALLLLLLLL!!!"
Leonard: "I must've been dreaming...thought I heard Edwards... (snoring)"

Emerson's Ghost: "Leonard... You're a moron... Nobody likes you... Your mommy dresses you funny..."

The Three Robotech Masters:(dressed BADLY as the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future, waiting outside Leonard's bedroom) "Which one of us again thought this was a good idea?"

"Let's just punish Karno for it."

Edwards: "That Leonard!! If only he'd let me crash at his place, this wouldn't have happened! I'LL GET YOU ALLLLLLLL!!!"
Leonard: "I must've been dreaming...thought I heard Edwards... (snoring)"

Emerson's Ghost: "Leonard... You're a moron... Nobody likes you... Your mommy dresses you funny..."

The Three Robotech Masters:(dressed BADLY as the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future, waiting outside Leonard's bedroom) "Which one of us again thought this was a good idea?"

"Let's just punish Karno for it."

Robotech Master: "Bring in Musica!!'
Karno: "What?! I didn't do anything!"
Musica: "You've been a BAD boy again...you need some punishing!"
Karno: "NNNNNOOOOO!!"
Edwards: "At least I don't have to go through that..."

Karno: "...ah, what can I do for you, Masters?"
Robotech Master1: "Masters? We're not the Masters! We're...ah, we're the Ghosts of Christmas Past...Present...and future..."
RM2: "I think we're supposed to be preceded by a 'Marley'."
RM3: "I think it only works on Christmas."
Karno: "I don't believe in the mcironian holiday."
RM1: "..this really isn't going as it's supposed to, is it?"
RM2: "Told you it wouldn't work."
RM3: "Oh shut up..."
Karno: "Does that mean you're going to leave me alone?"
RM1: "No."
RM2: "Hold on; we'll think of something."
RM3: "We're genetically engineered superior thinkers, after all."
Karno: "...rats..."

[Arnie100]

Karno: "...ah, what can I do for you, Masters?"
Robotech Master1: "Masters? We're not the Masters! We're...ah, we're the Ghosts of Christmas Past...Present...and future..."
RM2: "I think we're supposed to be preceded by a 'Marley'."
RM3: "I think it only works on Christmas."
Karno: "I don't believe in the mcironian holiday."
RM1: "..this really isn't going as it's supposed to, is it?"
RM2: "Told you it wouldn't work."
RM3: "Oh shut up..."
Karno: "Does that mean you're going to leave me alone?"
RM1: "No."
RM2: "Hold on; we'll think of something."
RM3: "We're genetically engineered superior thinkers, after all."
Karno: "...rats..."

Karno: "Why don't you go and bother someone else?! Can't you see who I'm dealing with at this moment??"
RM1: "You were closer!"
RM2: "Yes, proximity does play an important part in these things."
RM3: "Besides, you've been chosen as our 'Marley', whoever that is."
Karno: "After life sucks..."
Edwards: "Tell me about it."

[taalismn]

General Reinhardt: "Sparks! Signal the reserves to attack now!"
Sparks: "I can't, Captain! All hailing frequencies are jammed!"
(everybody is suddenly looking at Sparks)
Reinhardt: "...you know that line only really works if you're a woman in a Starfleet uniform?"
Sparks: "...yeah, well, it sounded better than 'oops, I forgot my lines"."

[Arnie100]

General Reinhardt: "D@mn Haydonites hacked our systems again! Sparks, stop watching those old TV shows you know they're fake!"

[taalismn]

Regis: "HUMANS!...at least wipe your feet before you come in! I just had the carpet cleaned!"
Rand: "Oops...sorry."

[Arnie100]

Ariel: ".Mom...you have carpets?!"
Regis: "Of course, had them installed before I invited you for dinner..."

[taalismn]

Regis: "Oh, and daughter? Put some clothes on."
Ariel" "Huh?...eep!"

[Arnie100]

Ariel: "I have clothes?! Oh...yeah... "
Regis: "Children... "

[taalismn]

Rand: "Miss Graham, you could have TOLD me the SynchroCannon had a recoil..."
(as Rand and Sue Graham look at the SynchroCannon, now firmly embedded deep inside a hill)
Graham: "How the hell was I supposed to know about that?! I'm a JOURNALIST, not a weapons expert!"

[SRoss]

Sera: (Pointing at Ariel) "Seriously Mom, Howcome SHE gets cleavage and I get two peas on a board!?!"

[taalismn]

Corg: "MOM ALWAYS LIKED YOU BETTER, ARIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Karno: "...ah, what can I do for you, Masters?"
Robotech Master1: "Masters? We're not the Masters! We're...ah, we're the Ghosts of Christmas Past...Present...and future..."
RM2: "I think we're supposed to be preceded by a 'Marley'."
RM3: "I think it only works on Christmas."
Karno: "I don't believe in the mcironian holiday."
RM1: "..this really isn't going as it's supposed to, is it?"
RM2: "Told you it wouldn't work."
RM3: "Oh shut up..."
Karno: "Does that mean you're going to leave me alone?"
RM1: "No."
RM2: "Hold on; we'll think of something."
RM3: "We're genetically engineered superior thinkers, after all."
Karno: "...rats..."

Karno: "Why don't you go and bother someone else?! Can't you see who I'm dealing with at this moment??"
RM1: "You were closer!"
RM2: "Yes, proximity does play an important part in these things."
RM3: "Besides, you've been chosen as our 'Marley', whoever that is."
Karno: "After life sucks..."
Edwards: "Tell me about it."

General Reinhardt: "Sparks! Signal the reserves to attack now!"
Sparks: "I can't, Captain! All hailing frequencies are jammed!"
(everybody is suddenly looking at Sparks)
Reinhardt: "...you know that line only really works if you're a woman in a Starfleet uniform?"
Sparks: "...yeah, well, it sounded better than 'oops, I forgot my lines"."

General Reinhardt: "D@mn Haydonites hacked our systems again! Sparks, stop watching those old TV shows you know they're fake!"

Regis: "HUMANS!...at least wipe your feet before you come in! I just had the carpet cleaned!"
RandL "Oops...sorry."

Ariel: ".Mom...you have carpets?!"
Regis: "Of course, had them installed before I invited you for dinner..."

Regis: "Oh, and daughter? Put some clothes on."
Ariel" "Huh?...eep!"

Ariel: "I have clothes?! Oh...yeah... "
Regis: "Children... "

Rand: "Miss Graham, you could have TOLD me the SynchroCannon had a recoil..."
(as Rand and Sue Graham look at the SynchroCannon, now firmly embedded deep inside a hill)
Graham: "How the hell was I supposed to know about that?! I'm a JOURNALIST, not a weapons expert!"

Sera: (Pointing at Ariel) "Seriously Mom, Howcome SHE gets cleavage and I get two peas on a board!?!"

Corg: "MOM ALWAYS LIKED YOU BETTER, ARIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Arnie100]

Corg: "MOM ALWAYS LIKED YOU BETTER, ARIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sera: "Shut UP , Corg!!"

(Sound of humming and Corg suddenly finds himself in Annie's house)

Annie: "You came back to me!"
Corg: "Oh...NO..."

[SRoss]

Phone rings until an answering machine gets it.

Scott: (On the phone) "Hey Lunk, listen, Ariel's family is having some sort of row. Can I stay at your place for a few years? Get back to me soon."

A hand reaches despirately for the phone on the end table.

Lunk: "Why ... won't ... anyone ... save ... me!!!"

Invid Princesses: "Oh Lunky poo ... come back to bed ... we're not finished yet."

[Alrik Vas]

Somewhere in deep space

[Scene: Robotech Master mothership, the truimvirate floats about being all telepathic]

Master 1: I sense...

Master 2: ...?

Master 3: ...what? What the crap do you sense?

Masters 1/2/3: ...

Master 3: Tell me...no, it can't be...

Master 2: Wait, no, don't say it...

Master 1: Yes. Another protoculture thread...has been derailed on the Palladium Forums.

Masters 2/3: SETOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Arnie100]

Phone rings until an answering machine gets it.

Scott: (On the phone) "Hey Lunk, listen, Ariel's family is having some sort of row. Can I stay at your place for a few years? Get back to me soon."

A hand reaches despirately for the phone on the end table.

Lunk: "Why ... won't ... anyone ... save ... me!!!"

Invid Princesses: "Oh Lunky poo ... come back to bed ... we're not finished yet."

Edwards: "Why can't I get action like that?"
Roy: "You're a ghost and no one liked you."
Edwards: "I hate you."

[SRoss]

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #1: "Edwards is dead... What are we going to do for fun now?"

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #2: (Holding up a Ouija board) "Sisters, look what the one called Minmei sent us!!!"

[taalismn]

Classic Macross:

)Above Macross Island; first contact, Rick's gotten Minmei into the back of the VT)
Minmei: "...ughh..."
Rick: "You're awake! Thank goodness!"
Minmei: "...where are we? What's all this?"
Rick: "You're in a plane, above the island! We're still under attack! But I'm heading us for safety!"
Minmei: "Oh good....what's all this?"
Rick: "Oh, various controls="
Minmei: "What's this up here?"
RickL DON'T TOUCH THAT! THAT'S MY-"
*click*
#BLAM#
///FETOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH////
(Minmei's looking at where there USED to be a cockpit canopy AND a front seat.)
Minmei: "...rick?..."

[taalismn]

Somewhere in deep space!

Swan Phillips: "Hey- MY GOD! LOUIE! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!"
Angelo Dante: "What give- What the HELL?!"
Bowie: "I'll get the first aid kit!"
DanaL "I'll put pressure on that, try to stop the bleeding! What HAPPENED, Louie?!"
Louie: "I was calling the Robotech Research Group information help line to get some info for a project I'm working on, and as soon as I started to explain what I was doing the person on the other end of the line started chewing me out, calling me an idiot, accusing me of not knowing what I was doing, and then the phone BIT me!"
DanaL "Looks like your ear got partially chewed off! And you have scorch marks along the side of your face! Or are those acid burns?"
Bowie: (returning with the medical kit) "Um, guys? The phone receiver's melted and smoldering...."
Louie: "..I've never had this sort of experience with the information desk..."

[Arnie100]

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #1: "Edwards is dead... What are we going to do for fun now?"

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #2: (Holding up a Ouija board) "Sisters, look what the one called Minmei sent us!!!"

Edwards: "Hey...I feel something funny happening...."

(Some shimmering later)

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #1: "Sisters...look! This strange board DOES work!"
Gura Invid Lisa Clone #2: "Oh, GOODY!"
Gura Invid Lisa Clone #3: "We can still have our fun!"
Edwards: "I didn't want THAT kind of action..."

[Arnie100]

Classic Macross:

)Above Macross Island; first contact, Rick's gotten Minmei into the back of the VT)
Minmei: "...ughh..."
Rick: "You're awake! Thank goodness!"
Minmei: "...where are we? What's all this?"
Rick: "You're in a plane, above the island! We're still under attack! But I'm heading us for safety!"
Minmei: "Oh good....what's all this?"
Rick: "Oh, various controls="
Minmei: "What's this up here?"
RickL DON'T TOUCH THAT! THAT'S MY-"
*click*
#BLAM#
///FETOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH////
(Minmei's looking at where there USED to be a cockpit canopy AND a front seat.)

Minmei: "...rick?..."

Minmei: "Great...my boyfriend just dumped me..."

[taalismn]

[

Minmei: "Great...my boyfriend just dumped me..."

Final shot of Minmei in the VT heading on a ramming course right for a Battlepod....
"I'M KOREAN! WE DON'T DO THIS KAMIKAZESHHHHHIIIIIIIII+++++++++!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Corg: "MOM ALWAYS LIKED YOU BETTER, ARIEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sera: "Shut UP , Corg!!"

(Sound of humming and Corg suddenly finds himself in Annie's house)

Annie: "You came back to me!"
Corg: "Oh...NO..."

Phone rings until an answering machine gets it.

Scott: (On the phone) "Hey Lunk, listen, Ariel's family is having some sort of row. Can I stay at your place for a few years? Get back to me soon."

A hand reaches despirately for the phone on the end table.

Lunk: "Why ... won't ... anyone ... save ... me!!!"

Invid Princesses: "Oh Lunky poo ... come back to bed ... we're not finished yet."

Somewhere in deep space

[Scene: Robotech Master mothership, the truimvirate floats about being all telepathic]

Master 1: I sense...

Master 2: ...?

Master 3: ...what? What the crap do you sense?

Masters 1/2/3: ...

Master 3: Tell me...no, it can't be...

Master 2: Wait, no, don't say it...

Master 1: Yes. Another protoculture thread...has been derailed on the Palladium Forums.

Masters 2/3: SETOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Phone rings until an answering machine gets it.

Scott: (On the phone) "Hey Lunk, listen, Ariel's family is having some sort of row. Can I stay at your place for a few years? Get back to me soon."

A hand reaches despirately for the phone on the end table.

Lunk: "Why ... won't ... anyone ... save ... me!!!"

Invid Princesses: "Oh Lunky poo ... come back to bed ... we're not finished yet."

Edwards: "Why can't I get action like that?"
Roy: "You're a ghost and no one liked you."
Edwards: "I hate you."

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #1: "Edwards is dead... What are we going to do for fun now?"

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #2: (Holding up a Ouija board) "Sisters, look what the one called Minmei sent us!!!"

Classic Macross:

)Above Macross Island; first contact, Rick's gotten Minmei into the back of the VT)
Minmei: "...ughh..."
Rick: "You're awake! Thank goodness!"
Minmei: "...where are we? What's all this?"
Rick: "You're in a plane, above the island! We're still under attack! But I'm heading us for safety!"
Minmei: "Oh good....what's all this?"
Rick: "Oh, various controls="
Minmei: "What's this up here?"
RickL DON'T TOUCH THAT! THAT'S MY-"
*click*
#BLAM#
///FETOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH////
(Minmei's looking at where there USED to be a cockpit canopy AND a front seat.)
Minmei: "...rick?..."

Somewhere in deep space!

Swan Phillips: "Hey- MY GOD! LOUIE! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!"
Angelo Dante: "What give- What the HELL?!"
Bowie: "I'll get the first aid kit!"
DanaL "I'll put pressure on that, try to stop the bleeding! What HAPPENED, Louie?!"
Louie: "I was calling the Robotech Research Group information help line to get some info for a project I'm working on, and as soon as I started to explain what I was doing the person on the other end of the line started chewing me out, calling me an idiot, accusing me of not knowing what I was doing, and then the phone BIT me!"
DanaL "Looks like your ear got partially chewed off! And you have scorch marks along the side of your face! Or are those acid burns?"
Bowie: (returning with the medical kit) "Um, guys? The phone receiver's melted and smoldering...."
Louie: "..I've never had this sort of experience with the information desk..."

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #1: "Edwards is dead... What are we going to do for fun now?"

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #2: (Holding up a Ouija board) "Sisters, look what the one called Minmei sent us!!!"

Edwards: "Hey...I feel something funny happening...."

(Some shimmering later)

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #1: "Sisters...look! This strange board DOES work!"
Gura Invid Lisa Clone #2: "Oh, GOODY!"
Gura Invid Lisa Clone #3: "We can still have our fun!"
Edwards: "I didn't want THAT kind of action..."

Classic Macross:

)Above Macross Island; first contact, Rick's gotten Minmei into the back of the VT)
Minmei: "...ughh..."
Rick: "You're awake! Thank goodness!"
Minmei: "...where are we? What's all this?"
Rick: "You're in a plane, above the island! We're still under attack! But I'm heading us for safety!"
Minmei: "Oh good....what's all this?"
Rick: "Oh, various controls="
Minmei: "What's this up here?"
RickL DON'T TOUCH THAT! THAT'S MY-"
*click*
#BLAM#
///FETOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH////
(Minmei's looking at where there USED to be a cockpit canopy AND a front seat.)

Minmei: "...rick?..."

Minmei: "Great...my boyfriend just dumped me..."

[

Minmei: "Great...my boyfriend just dumped me..."

Final shot of Minmei in the VT heading on a ramming course right for a Battlepod....
"I'M KOREAN! WE DON'T DO THIS KAMIKAZESHHHHHIIIIIIIII+++++++++!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[SRoss]

[

Minmei: "Great...my boyfriend just dumped me..."

Final shot of Minmei in the VT heading on a ramming course right for a Battlepod....
"I'M KOREAN! WE DON'T DO THIS KAMIKAZESHHHHHIIIIIIIII+++++++++!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Disembodied Voice: "I thought you were half Chinese/Japanese?"

[Arnie100]

[

Minmei: "Great...my boyfriend just dumped me..."

Final shot of Minmei in the VT heading on a ramming course right for a Battlepod....
"I'M KOREAN! WE DON'T DO THIS KAMIKAZESHHHHHIIIIIIIII+++++++++!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Disembodied Voice: "I thought you were half Chinese/Japanese?"

Minmei: "I don"t know anymore!!"

[taalismn]

[
Disembodied Voice: "I thought you were half Chinese/Japanese?"

Minmei:
"Oh, very well! IN THE NAME OF PEOPLE'S GREATER SOCIALISM AND THE GREAT REVOLUTION, BANZAAAAIIIIII!!!!!"

[SRoss]

Disembodied Voice: "I thought you were half Chinese/Japanese?"

Minmei:
"Oh, very well! IN THE NAME OF PEOPLE'S GREATER SOCIALISM AND THE GREAT REVOLUTION, BANZAAAAIIIIII!!!!!"

Unfortunately, for Minmei, her ordeal wasn't quite over as the VT smashed through the Battlepod and kept going.

[Arnie100]

Disembodied Voice: "I thought you were half Chinese/Japanese?"

Minmei:
"Oh, very well! IN THE NAME OF PEOPLE'S GREATER SOCIALISM AND THE GREAT REVOLUTION, BANZAAAAIIIIII!!!!!"

Unfortunately, for Minmei, her ordeal wasn't quite over as the VT smashed through the Battlepod and kept going.

Minmei: "Oh, this just sucks."

[taalismn]

[Unfortunately, for Minmei, her ordeal wasn't quite over as the VT smashed through the Battlepod and kept going.

Minmei: "Oh, this just sucks."

Minmei: "Fortunately, my crash was cushioned by the Macross Island water treatment settling tanks....Unfortunately, I had some trouble getting let into an emergency shelter."
(flashback)
Shelter Guard: "Let me spell this out for you, young lady. YOU! STINK!"

[SRoss]

[Unfortunately, for Minmei, her ordeal wasn't quite over as the VT smashed through the Battlepod and kept going.

Minmei: "Oh, this just sucks."

Minmei: "Fortunately, my crash was cushioned by the Macross Island water treatment settling tanks....Unfortunately, I had some trouble getting let into an emergency shelter."
(flashback)
Shelter Guard: "Let me spell this out for you, young lady. YOU! STINK!"

BioSanitation Squad: "Excuse me mam, we have to decontaminate you." (Aiming Flamethrower) "Don't worry! We're professionals."

[taalismn]

Minmei: "And that was how I became the posterchild for full body reconstructive plastic surgery. You?"
Jamis Merin: "Ah...nose job and tummy tuck..."

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "And that was how I became the posterchild for full body reconstructive plastic surgery. You?"
Jamis Merin: "Ah...nose job and tummy tuck..."

Minmei: "It also helped that Dr. Lang cloned me a perfect body! "

[Alpha 11]

[

Minmei: "Great...my boyfriend just dumped me..."

Final shot of Minmei in the VT heading on a ramming course right for a Battlepod....
"I'M KOREAN! WE DON'T DO THIS KAMIKAZESHHHHHIIIIIIIII+++++++++!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Disembodied Voice: "I thought you were half Chinese/Japanese?"

[

Minmei: "Great...my boyfriend just dumped me..."

Final shot of Minmei in the VT heading on a ramming course right for a Battlepod....
"I'M KOREAN! WE DON'T DO THIS KAMIKAZESHHHHHIIIIIIIII+++++++++!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Disembodied Voice: "I thought you were half Chinese/Japanese?"

Minmei: "I don"t know anymore!!"

[
Disembodied Voice: "I thought you were half Chinese/Japanese?"

Minmei:
"Oh, very well! IN THE NAME OF PEOPLE'S GREATER SOCIALISM AND THE GREAT REVOLUTION, BANZAAAAIIIIII!!!!!"

Disembodied Voice: "I thought you were half Chinese/Japanese?"

Minmei:
"Oh, very well! IN THE NAME OF PEOPLE'S GREATER SOCIALISM AND THE GREAT REVOLUTION, BANZAAAAIIIIII!!!!!"

Unfortunately, for Minmei, her ordeal wasn't quite over as the VT smashed through the Battlepod and kept going.

Disembodied Voice: "I thought you were half Chinese/Japanese?"

Minmei:
"Oh, very well! IN THE NAME OF PEOPLE'S GREATER SOCIALISM AND THE GREAT REVOLUTION, BANZAAAAIIIIII!!!!!"

Unfortunately, for Minmei, her ordeal wasn't quite over as the VT smashed through the Battlepod and kept going.

Minmei: "Oh, this just sucks."

[Unfortunately, for Minmei, her ordeal wasn't quite over as the VT smashed through the Battlepod and kept going.

Minmei: "Oh, this just sucks."

Minmei: "Fortunately, my crash was cushioned by the Macross Island water treatment settling tanks....Unfortunately, I had some trouble getting let into an emergency shelter."
(flashback)
Shelter Guard: "Let me spell this out for you, young lady. YOU! STINK!"

[Unfortunately, for Minmei, her ordeal wasn't quite over as the VT smashed through the Battlepod and kept going.

Minmei: "Oh, this just sucks."

Minmei: "Fortunately, my crash was cushioned by the Macross Island water treatment settling tanks....Unfortunately, I had some trouble getting let into an emergency shelter."
(flashback)
Shelter Guard: "Let me spell this out for you, young lady. YOU! STINK!"

BioSanitation Squad: "Excuse me mam, we have to decontaminate you." (Aiming Flamethrower) "Don't worry! We're professionals."

Minmei: "And that was how I became the posterchild for full body reconstructive plastic surgery. You?"
Jamis Merin: "Ah...nose job and tummy tuck..."

Minmei: "And that was how I became the posterchild for full body reconstructive plastic surgery. You?"
Jamis Merin: "Ah...nose job and tummy tuck..."

Minmei: "It also helped that Dr. Lang cloned me a perfect body! "

[taalismn]

Minmei: "And that was how I became the posterchild for full body reconstructive plastic surgery. You?"
Jamis Merin: "Ah...nose job and tummy tuck..."

Minmei: "It also helped that Dr. Lang cloned me a perfect body! "

"Which is to say it looks and sounds NOTHING like her original body."
"As long as she doesn't look like any of US."
"Perhaps we should have special codewords in case we have any doubts, Lisa?"
"Of course. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean somebody ISN'T out to get you!"

[Arnie100]

Rick: "Waitaminute...but...if she's a CLONE...how do we know it's really her?"
Minmei: "Stage fright, go away --"
Rick: "Okay, okay.I guess it is her."

[taalismn]

Minmei: "What DID happen to you after you bailed on me?"
(Flashback to Rick coming down, sans parachute, in front of a squad of charging Battlepods...)
Rick: "You're not the only one who benefitted from massive reconstructive surgery..."