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Nova: (Looking at the reports from dispatch) "Desdemona! Tackleberry! I've got a traffic stop for you! Check the beaches and boat ramps."

Desdemona: "Why do I feel like I should be checking my AT Field limits?"
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Nova: "Approach the vehicle with extreme caution...reports suggest that driver's wearing an ET cap. You all know who THAT is!"
Desdemona and Tackleberry: :eek:
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Could've been worse...Des might have gotten Detective Sledgehammer as a partner....
Desdemona: "I will EVISCERATE whoever assigns him to me even if I have to come through the Fourth Wall and barge into your workplace to kill you in front of multiple witnesses..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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SRoss wrote:Nova: (Looking at the reports from dispatch) "Desdemona! Tackleberry! I've got a traffic stop for you! Check the beaches and boat ramps."

Desdemona: "Why do I feel like I should be checking my AT Field limits?"


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "Approach the vehicle with extreme caution...reports suggest that driver's wearing an ET cap. You all know who THAT is!"
Desdemona and Tackleberry: :eek:


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:Could've been worse...Des might have gotten Detective Sledgehammer as a partner....
Desdemona: "I will EVISCERATE whoever assigns him to me even if I have to come through the Fourth Wall and barge into your workplace to kill you in front of multiple witnesses..."


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taalismn wrote:Could've been worse...Des might have gotten Detective Sledgehammer as a partner....
Desdemona: "I will EVISCERATE whoever assigns him to me even if I have to come through the Fourth Wall and barge into your workplace to kill you in front of multiple witnesses..."


Imagine being assigned as Inspector Harry Callahan's partner...those don't last long.
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Could've been worse...Des might have gotten Detective Sledgehammer as a partner....
Desdemona: "I will EVISCERATE whoever assigns him to me even if I have to come through the Fourth Wall and barge into your workplace to kill you in front of multiple witnesses..."


Imagine being assigned as Inspector Harry Callahan's partner...those don't last long.


James Bond's MALE partners don't last much longer...About the only one who survives is FBI agent Felix Leiter, and he gets his bride brutally murdered and himself badly maimed as the set up for License to Kill.

Ugliest Deaths? Death by buzzsaw yo-yo(Octopussy) and dropped head-first into the rotors of a hydroelectric plant(View to a Kill). Why can't the bad guys just SHOOT the poor SOBs?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Could've been worse...Des might have gotten Detective Sledgehammer as a partner....
Desdemona: "I will EVISCERATE whoever assigns him to me even if I have to come through the Fourth Wall and barge into your workplace to kill you in front of multiple witnesses..."


Imagine being assigned as Inspector Harry Callahan's partner...those don't last long.


James Bond's MALE partners don't last much longer...About the only one who survives is FBI agent Felix Leiter, and he gets his bride brutally murdered and himself badly maimed as the set up for License to Kill.

Ugliest Deaths? Death by buzzsaw yo-yo(Octopussy) and dropped head-first into the rotors of a hydroelectric plant(View to a Kill). Why can't the bad guys just SHOOT the poor SOBs?


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And the other rule of James Bond's companions....if there are two named, beautiful, and young women appearing, one of them will die(50% chance of being an enemy agent/working for the other side).

And if Bond has sex with a woman in the first half of the movie...well, she's dead...
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Bond: "It's not my fault...how many times have you seen Callahan with a girl? Once? I blame the script writers...Leiter was the only partner I could ever depend on!"
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Leiter was the token Yank in authority that Bond DIDN'T bed....every other American he worked with was a woman.
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga


The Bridge Bunnies

Kim: "Uh Uh, Not a chance!"

Sammie: "Go bite yourself!"

Vannessa: "Get Bent!"
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SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga

"



Rook Bartley

Bar Patron: "Wow....While I'm impressed the bartender actually HAD martini olives and glasses, I'm even more impressed that blond shoved the entire glass down that slick guy's throat without spilling a drop...." :shock:

Yellow Dancer:

M: "Somebody care to explain to me this report about Bond screaming like a little girl, then fleeing a nightclub WITHOUT men with heavy automatic weapons pursuing him?"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga


Minmei: "YES!! I GOTTA BOYFRIEND!!"
Bond: "waitaminute...I, I was just asking for directions!"
Minmei: :twisted: "You're mine now!" (Dragging Bond away in chains)
Bond: :shock:
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Arnie100 wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga


Dana Stirling

Nova: "Let me get this strait Stirling. You left the bar with him and he got hit by a falling satellite!?!"

Dana: "Yeah! That's just what happened. What is it with me and men?" :(
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SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga

"


Musica:

"Can you play the piano?"
"Ah...no, but I'm sure we can make beautiful mus-"
"Can you play any musical instrument?"
""Actually, no, but-"
"Can you outswim a school of hungry alligators fitted with lasers?"
"I've escaped alligators before."
"With lasers?"
"No, the lasers were a separate thing."
"Have you ever danced the fandago on a metal net conducting fifty thousand volts of raw naked power, while suspended above a pool of raw nitrogylcerine?"
"THAT'S a new one...but, no."
"I expect certain things from the men in my life, Mister Bond."
"What do you expect of me?"
"I expect you to die, Mister Bond."
(that's when the trapdoor opens under James Bond)
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga

"


Musica:

"Can you play the piano?"
"Ah...no, but I'm sure we can make beautiful mus-"
"Can you play any musical instrument?"
""Actually, no, but-"
"Can you outswim a school of hungry alligators fitted with lasers?"
"I've escaped alligators before."
"With laser?"
"No, the lasers were a separate thing."
"Have you ever danced the fandago on a metal net conducting fifty thousand volts of raw naked power, while suspended above a pool of raw nitrogylcerine?"
"THAT'S a new one...but, no."
"I expect certain things from the men in my life, Mister Bond."
"What do you expect of me?"
"I expect you to die, Mister Bond."
(that's when the trapdoor opens under James Bond)


(Musica reaches over and pulls off her mask, revealing herself to be none other then Blofeld!!)

Blofeld: "Finally!! I've got you where I want you!"
Bond: "Damn..."
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SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga



Claudia Grant:

Claudia: "More pineapple salad, Mister Bond?"
"...urkk...."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Bond: "I HATE this universe..."
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taalismn wrote:And the other rule of James Bond's companions....if there are two named, beautiful, and young women appearing, one of them will die(50% chance of being an enemy agent/working for the other side).

And if Bond has sex with a woman in the first half of the movie...well, she's dead...


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Bond: "It's not my fault...how many times have you seen Callahan with a girl? Once? I blame the script writers...Leiter was the only partner I could ever depend on!"


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga


The Bridge Bunnies

Kim: "Uh Uh, Not a chance!"

Sammie: "Go bite yourself!"

Vannessa: "Get Bent!"


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga

"



Rook Bartley

Bar Patron: "Wow....While I'm impressed the bartender actually HAD martini olives and glasses, I'm even more impressed that blond shoved the entire glass down that slick guy's throat without spilling a drop...." :shock:

Yellow Dancer:

M: "Somebody care to explain to me this report about Bond screaming like a little girl, then fleeing a nightclub WITHOUT men with heavy automatic weapons pursuing him?"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga


Minmei: "YES!! I GOTTA BOYFRIEND!!"
Bond: "waitaminute...I, I was just asking for directions!"
Minmei: :twisted: "You're mine now!" (Dragging Bond away in chains)
Bond: :shock:


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga


Dana Stirling

Nova: "Let me get this strait Stirling. You left the bar with him and he got hit by a falling satellite!?!"

Dana: "Yeah! That's just what happened. What is it with me and men?" :(


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga

"


Musica:

"Can you play the piano?"
"Ah...no, but I'm sure we can make beautiful mus-"
"Can you play any musical instrument?"
""Actually, no, but-"
"Can you outswim a school of hungry alligators fitted with lasers?"
"I've escaped alligators before."
"With lasers?"
"No, the lasers were a separate thing."
"Have you ever danced the fandago on a metal net conducting fifty thousand volts of raw naked power, while suspended above a pool of raw nitrogylcerine?"
"THAT'S a new one...but, no."
"I expect certain things from the men in my life, Mister Bond."
"What do you expect of me?"
"I expect you to die, Mister Bond."
(that's when the trapdoor opens under James Bond)


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga

"


Musica:

"Can you play the piano?"
"Ah...no, but I'm sure we can make beautiful mus-"
"Can you play any musical instrument?"
""Actually, no, but-"
"Can you outswim a school of hungry alligators fitted with lasers?"
"I've escaped alligators before."
"With laser?"
"No, the lasers were a separate thing."
"Have you ever danced the fandago on a metal net conducting fifty thousand volts of raw naked power, while suspended above a pool of raw nitrogylcerine?"
"THAT'S a new one...but, no."
"I expect certain things from the men in my life, Mister Bond."
"What do you expect of me?"
"I expect you to die, Mister Bond."
(that's when the trapdoor opens under James Bond)


(Musica reaches over and pulls off her mask, revealing herself to be none other then Blofeld!!)

Blofeld: "Finally!! I've got you where I want you!"
Bond: "Damn..."


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga



Claudia Grant:

Claudia: "More pineapple salad, Mister Bond?"
"...urkk...."


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Bond: "I HATE this universe..."


:lol:
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Q: "Let me get this straight...you want a sensor built into your watch or cufflinks that allows you to detect transvestites or crossdressers?"
Bond:"Yes, as soon as possible. If you can devise a 'psychotic femme fatale' sensor as well, I'd be greatly appreciative."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga


Lisa Hayse.
Lisa: "MR. BOND! This is highly inappropriate!"

Unnamed Officer: (With cap pulled down tight) "Excuse me, Bond? Mr. James Bond?"

Bond: "Yes?"

Unnamed Officer: (With cap pulled down tight) "Mr. Bond, you've been reassigned to Mars. You leave immediately. This way please."

Bond: "This seems odd timing."

Airlock closes behind him and he's blasted into space.

Rick: (Removing cap) " :twisted: "

Miriya Parina Sterling.

Max: "Honey! Who's this guy you've stuffed half-way down the disposal?"

Miriya: "He bothered me dear."
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Arnie100 wrote:
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Azonia:

#STOMP#
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Admiral Hayse surveyed the assembled representatives. Having delivered his report on the Macross island incident, he just had to wait for them to approve the formation of the UEDF and appoint him as it's head.

They reentered the room.

Chairman: "Congratulations! they've approved the formation of the UEDF. However it was decided that someone else will head up the organization."

Hayse: "WHAT!!! Who!?!"

Chairman: "Col. Striker, could you come in please."

Years later...

Vanessa: "Ok, I like the uniforms, but why do we have to wear these purple wigs?"
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taalismn wrote:Q: "Let me get this straight...you want a sensor built into your watch or cufflinks that allows you to detect transvestites or crossdressers?"
Bond:"Yes, as soon as possible. If you can devise a 'psychotic femme fatale' sensor as well, I'd be greatly appreciative."


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga


Lisa Hayse.
Lisa: "MR. BOND! This is highly inappropriate!"

Unnamed Officer: (With cap pulled down tight) "Excuse me, Bond? Mr. James Bond?"

Bond: "Yes?"

Unnamed Officer: (With cap pulled down tight) "Mr. Bond, you've been reassigned to Mars. You leave immediately. This way please."

Bond: "This seems odd timing."

Airlock closes behind him and he's blasted into space.

Rick: (Removing cap) " :twisted: "

Miriya Parina Sterling.

Max: "Honey! Who's this guy you've stuffed half-way down the disposal?"

Miriya: "He bothered me dear."


:lol: :lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga



Azonia:

#STOMP#


:lol:

SRoss wrote:Admiral Hayse surveyed the assembled representatives. Having delivered his report on the Macross island incident, he just had to wait for them to approve the formation of the UEDF and appoint him as it's head.

They reentered the room.

Chairman: "Congratulations! they've approved the formation of the UEDF. However it was decided that someone else will head up the organization."

Hayse: "WHAT!!! Who!?!"

Chairman: "Col. Striker, could you come in please."

Years later...

Vanessa: "Ok, I like the uniforms, but why do we have to wear these purple wigs?"


:lol: Though I don't get who Col. Striker is.
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Alpha 11 wrote:[

SRoss wrote:Admiral Hayse surveyed the assembled representatives. Having delivered his report on the Macross island incident, he just had to wait for them to approve the formation of the UEDF and appoint him as it's head.

They reentered the room.

Chairman: "Congratulations! they've approved the formation of the UEDF. However it was decided that someone else will head up the organization."

Hayse: "WHAT!!! Who!?!"

Chairman: "Col. Striker, could you come in please."

Years later...

Vanessa: "Ok, I like the uniforms, but why do we have to wear these purple wigs?"


:lol: Though I don't get who Col. Striker is.



Before your time, embryo....Look up 'UFO' 'TV Series'.
It was one of the Gerry Anderson shows....he was the mastermind behind 'The Thunderbirds', 'Captain Scarlet' and 'Space 1999', so lots of incredible model work backing the live actors.
On the other hand, this WAS the '70s, and it was British, so the costumes tended to rather...well, out there....While Star Trek's Starfleet put women in short skirts, SHADO(Supreme Headquarters Alien Defense Organization) put its female Moonbase operatives in what looked like silver mummy suits and HIDEOUS purple helmet-wigs.

http://digilander.libero.it/guido_1953/pics/shado-3/shado-ufo-girls-moonbase-10.jpg
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Alpha 11 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Q: "Let me get this straight...you want a sensor built into your watch or cufflinks that allows you to detect transvestites or crossdressers?"
Bond:"Yes, as soon as possible. If you can devise a 'psychotic femme fatale' sensor as well, I'd be greatly appreciative."


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga


Lisa Hayse.
Lisa: "MR. BOND! This is highly inappropriate!"

Unnamed Officer: (With cap pulled down tight) "Excuse me, Bond? Mr. James Bond?"

Bond: "Yes?"

Unnamed Officer: (With cap pulled down tight) "Mr. Bond, you've been reassigned to Mars. You leave immediately. This way please."

Bond: "This seems odd timing."

Airlock closes behind him and he's blasted into space.

Rick: (Removing cap) " :twisted: "

Miriya Parina Sterling.

Max: "Honey! Who's this guy you've stuffed half-way down the disposal?"

Miriya: "He bothered me dear."


:lol: :lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga



Azonia:

#STOMP#


:lol:

SRoss wrote:Admiral Hayse surveyed the assembled representatives. Having delivered his report on the Macross island incident, he just had to wait for them to approve the formation of the UEDF and appoint him as it's head.

They reentered the room.

Chairman: "Congratulations! they've approved the formation of the UEDF. However it was decided that someone else will head up the organization."

Hayse: "WHAT!!! Who!?!"

Chairman: "Col. Striker, could you come in please."

Years later...

Vanessa: "Ok, I like the uniforms, but why do we have to wear these purple wigs?"


:lol: Though I don't get who Col. Striker is.


Here ya go (The new look of the UEDF):

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=US7IF31wDVM#

That should be Col. Straker.
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Arnie100 wrote:
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The Regis:

No pressure now, James ol' boy....just the fate of the world, of all humanity riding on this.....just think of England, think of Englan-
"Regis, I report! WHAT BY THE FLOWER!? The human vermin will DIE!!!"
YES!!! Something I can KILL!
@"AWAY WITH YOU, CORG!!! THIS HUMAN IS -ENTERTAINING- ME!!!"@
...bloody hell....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
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Dr. Crane: "Now you say you're suffering some trauma related to your mother?"

Corg: "YES! I walked in and she ... and that, that HUMAN were doing things!!!" :eek:
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Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga


Desdemona: "Ohhh Mr. Bond!" :love:

"Bond baby? I'm not THAT square... You're totally shaggadelic baby! OH YEAH!"

Desdemona: "I swear somebody's gonna pay for this..." :nh:
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The Regis:

"Go, go, Gadget egg wisk!!!"

:heart: :heart: :heart: #OHHHHH!!!# :heart: :heart: :heart:

Corg & Sera: " :eek: :eek: :eek: "

Ariel: "There's a definite down side to this whole Invid hive consciousness business." :shock:

Annie: "Umm, Ariel? What is that funny man in the trench coat doing to your mom!?!"
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SRoss wrote:Dr. Crane: "Now you say you're suffering some trauma related to your mother?"

Corg: "YES! I walked in and she ... and that, that HUMAN were doing things!!!" :eek:


Dr. Crane: "So, besides what you saw with your mother, have you seen any...bats?"
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taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[

SRoss wrote:Admiral Hayse surveyed the assembled representatives. Having delivered his report on the Macross island incident, he just had to wait for them to approve the formation of the UEDF and appoint him as it's head.

They reentered the room.

Chairman: "Congratulations! they've approved the formation of the UEDF. However it was decided that someone else will head up the organization."

Hayse: "WHAT!!! Who!?!"

Chairman: "Col. Striker, could you come in please."

Years later...

Vanessa: "Ok, I like the uniforms, but why do we have to wear these purple wigs?"


:lol: Though I don't get who Col. Striker is.



Before your time, embryo....Look up 'UFO' 'TV Series'.
It was one of the Gerry Anderson shows....he was the mastermind behind 'The Thunderbirds', 'Captain Scarlet' and 'Space 1999', so lots of incredible model work backing the live actors.
On the other hand, this WAS the '70s, and it was British, so the costumes tended to rather...well, out there....While Star Trek's Starfleet put women in short skirts, SHADO(Supreme Headquarters Alien Defense Organization) put its female Moonbase operatives in what looked like silver mummy suits and HIDEOUS purple helmet-wigs.

http://digilander.libero.it/guido_1953/pics/shado-3/shado-ufo-girls-moonbase-10.jpg


Thanks for the info. And ya, interesting uniform and hairdo. :shock:

Arnie100 wrote:
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taalismn wrote:Q: "Let me get this straight...you want a sensor built into your watch or cufflinks that allows you to detect transvestites or crossdressers?"
Bond:"Yes, as soon as possible. If you can devise a 'psychotic femme fatale' sensor as well, I'd be greatly appreciative."


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga


Lisa Hayse.
Lisa: "MR. BOND! This is highly inappropriate!"

Unnamed Officer: (With cap pulled down tight) "Excuse me, Bond? Mr. James Bond?"

Bond: "Yes?"

Unnamed Officer: (With cap pulled down tight) "Mr. Bond, you've been reassigned to Mars. You leave immediately. This way please."

Bond: "This seems odd timing."

Airlock closes behind him and he's blasted into space.

Rick: (Removing cap) " :twisted: "

Miriya Parina Sterling.

Max: "Honey! Who's this guy you've stuffed half-way down the disposal?"

Miriya: "He bothered me dear."


:lol: :lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga



Azonia:

#STOMP#


:lol:

SRoss wrote:Admiral Hayse surveyed the assembled representatives. Having delivered his report on the Macross island incident, he just had to wait for them to approve the formation of the UEDF and appoint him as it's head.

They reentered the room.

Chairman: "Congratulations! they've approved the formation of the UEDF. However it was decided that someone else will head up the organization."

Hayse: "WHAT!!! Who!?!"

Chairman: "Col. Striker, could you come in please."

Years later...

Vanessa: "Ok, I like the uniforms, but why do we have to wear these purple wigs?"


:lol: Though I don't get who Col. Striker is.


Here ya go (The new look of the UEDF):

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=US7IF31wDVM#

That should be Col. Straker.


Interesting...

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Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga



The Regis:

No pressure now, James ol' boy....just the fate of the world, of all humanity riding on this.....just think of England, think of Englan-
"Regis, I report! WHAT BY THE FLOWER!? The human vermin will DIE!!!"
YES!!! Something I can KILL!
@"AWAY WITH YOU, CORG!!! THIS HUMAN IS -ENTERTAINING- ME!!!"@
...bloody hell....


:lol: :lol:
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SRoss wrote:Dr. Crane: "Now you say you're suffering some trauma related to your mother?"

Corg: "YES! I walked in and she ... and that, that HUMAN were doing things!!!" :eek:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga


Desdemona: "Ohhh Mr. Bond!" :love:

"Bond baby? I'm not THAT square... You're totally shaggadelic baby! OH YEAH!"

Desdemona: "I swear somebody's gonna pay for this..." :nh:


:lol:
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SRoss wrote:
Bond's Attempts To "Partner" With the Women of the ROBOTECH Saga


The Regis:

"Go, go, Gadget egg wisk!!!"

:heart: :heart: :heart: #OHHHHH!!!# :heart: :heart: :heart:

Corg & Sera: " :eek: :eek: :eek: "

Ariel: "There's a definite down side to this whole Invid hive consciousness business." :shock:

Annie: "Umm, Ariel? What is that funny man in the trench coat doing to your mom!?!"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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SRoss wrote:Dr. Crane: "Now you say you're suffering some trauma related to your mother?"

Corg: "YES! I walked in and she ... and that, that HUMAN were doing things!!!" :eek:


Dr. Crane: "So, besides what you saw with your mother, have you seen any...bats?"


:lol:
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Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley: "Ehhwww...what's this? A new flower? Oh, you call yourself a Flower? How interesting!"
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Dr. Crane: "Now you say you're suffering some trauma related to your mother?"

Corg: "YES! I walked in and she ... and that, that HUMAN were doing things!!!" :eek:


Dr. Crane: "So, besides what you saw with your mother, have you seen any...bats?"


(Bat-a-rang suddenly flies into the roon and knocks out Scare -- errmm Dr. Crane)

Corg: "I didn't see ANYTHING!!!" (A dark figure grabs Corg) "BTW, who ARE you?!"
Dark Figure: "I'm BATMAN..."
Corg: (Relieves himself) :eek:
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Arnie100 wrote:[

Corg: "I didn't see ANYTHING!!!" (A dark figure grabs Corg) "BTW, who ARE you?!":


Dark Figure: "Your worst nghtmare..."
Corg: "NO!!! NOT -YOU-!!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU INSANE HUMAN FEMALE!!!! DON'T TOUCH ME, ANNIE LABELLE!!!"
Dark Figure:".... :-? ...."
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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Corg: "I didn't see ANYTHING!!!" (A dark figure grabs Corg) "BTW, who ARE you?!":


Dark Figure: "Your worst nghtmare..."
Corg: "NO!!! NOT -YOU-!!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU INSANE HUMAN FEMALE!!!! DON'T TOUCH ME, ANNIE LABELLE!!!"
Dark Figure:".... :-? ...."


Dark Figure: "You can stay here. You really do need help."
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taalismn wrote:Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley: "Ehhwww...what's this? A new flower? Oh, you call yourself a Flower? How interesting!"


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Dr. Crane: "Now you say you're suffering some trauma related to your mother?"

Corg: "YES! I walked in and she ... and that, that HUMAN were doing things!!!" :eek:


Dr. Crane: "So, besides what you saw with your mother, have you seen any...bats?"


(Bat-a-rang suddenly flies into the roon and knocks out Scare -- errmm Dr. Crane)

Corg: "I didn't see ANYTHING!!!" (A dark figure grabs Corg) "BTW, who ARE you?!"
Dark Figure: "I'm BATMAN..."
Corg: (Relieves himself) :eek:


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Corg: "I didn't see ANYTHING!!!" (A dark figure grabs Corg) "BTW, who ARE you?!":


Dark Figure: "Your worst nghtmare..."
Corg: "NO!!! NOT -YOU-!!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU INSANE HUMAN FEMALE!!!! DON'T TOUCH ME, ANNIE LABELLE!!!"
Dark Figure:".... :-? ...."


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Corg: "I didn't see ANYTHING!!!" (A dark figure grabs Corg) "BTW, who ARE you?!":


Dark Figure: "Your worst nghtmare..."
Corg: "NO!!! NOT -YOU-!!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU INSANE HUMAN FEMALE!!!! DON'T TOUCH ME, ANNIE LABELLE!!!"
Dark Figure:".... :-? ...."


Dark Figure: "You can stay here. You really do need help."


:lol:
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"He's really well-behaved and courteous and doesn't cause any problems...unless you hint that he might be released and then he goes berserk and has to be sedated and locked back in his room."
"He's a vicious murderous alien psychopath!"
"So? This IS Arkham after all."
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taalismn wrote:"He's really well-behaved and courteous and doesn't cause any problems...unless you hint that he might be released and then he goes berserk and has to be sedated and locked back in his room."
"He's a vicious murderous alien psychopath!"
"So? This IS Arkham after all."


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Well, we already had the Joker BOLO'ed to death.
"Well, I'm sorry, Batman, but the guy violated OUR laws, and under our laws, we CAN use lethal force to defend others. Because governments can get away with what individuals can't."
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taalismn wrote:Well, we already had the Joker BOLO'ed to death.
"Well, I'm sorry, Batman, but the guy violated OUR laws, and under our laws, we CAN use lethal force to defend others. Because governments can get away with what individuals can't."


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taalismn wrote:

Before your time, embryo....Look up 'UFO' 'TV Series'.
It was one of the Gerry Anderson shows....he was the mastermind behind 'The Thunderbirds', 'Captain Scarlet' and 'Space 1999', so lots of incredible model work backing the live actors.
On the other hand, this WAS the '70s, and it was British, so the costumes tended to rather...well, out there....While Star Trek's Starfleet put women in short skirts, SHADO(Supreme Headquarters Alien Defense Organization) put its female Moonbase operatives in what looked like silver mummy suits and HIDEOUS purple helmet-wigs.

http://digilander.libero.it/guido_1953/pics/shado-3/shado-ufo-girls-moonbase-10.jpg

Only thing I've ever seen was the movie / pilot sadly... :-(
HOW-ev-AH, There's a couple of places that have the entire series in box-set DVD for around $30... I'm still debating. :wink:
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DhAkael wrote:Only thing I've ever seen was the movie / pilot sadly... :-(
HOW-ev-AH, There's a couple of places that have the entire series in box-set DVD for around $30... I'm still debating. :wink:


The acting was stiff as rebar and the outfits were ridiculous, but as futurist sci-fi of the era was, it was groundbreaking. And the model work was the sex of the show(the Brits applying similar to such classics as the james Bond movies).
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taalismn wrote:
DhAkael wrote:Only thing I've ever seen was the movie / pilot sadly... :-(
HOW-ev-AH, There's a couple of places that have the entire series in box-set DVD for around $30... I'm still debating. :wink:


The acting was stiff as rebar and the outfits were ridiculous, but as futurist sci-fi of the era was, it was groundbreaking. And the model work was the sex of the show(the Brits applying similar to such classics as the james Bond movies).


Apparently the Japanese liked it enough to do a manga version, UFO: 1988?
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
DhAkael wrote:Only thing I've ever seen was the movie / pilot sadly... :-(
HOW-ev-AH, There's a couple of places that have the entire series in box-set DVD for around $30... I'm still debating. :wink:


The acting was stiff as rebar and the outfits were ridiculous, but as futurist sci-fi of the era was, it was groundbreaking. And the model work was the sex of the show(the Brits applying similar to such classics as the james Bond movies).


Apparently the Japanese liked it enough to do a manga version, UFO: 1988?


I've seen sketchwork for various advanced versions of the hardware seen in the original TV series, but I didn't think it actually got to full manga stage.
Beyond that, I think the Japanese are thoroughly saturated with their own stuff and their fixation on WW2 alternate whatif that I'm not surprised UFO didn't receive greater notoriety there.
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Apparently there's a movie in the works...
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Arnie100 wrote:Apparently there's a movie in the works...


News to me. 8)
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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