Robotech Blooper Reels

[taalismn]

TOP 10 BLOOPER REEL DEATHS OF T.R. EDWARDS

Any death involving a p1ssed off Minmei...

Minmei polishing her brass knuckes.
Minmei cleaning her knives.
Minmei cleaning her gun.
Minmei putting away her tonfu.
Minmei recharging her promethium flamer.
Minmei cleaning her...ahem...oversized marital aide.
Minmei re-stringing her garrote cord.
Minmei checking the expiration date on the food containers.
Minmei putting away several small vials.
Minmei re-taping her hockey stick.
Minmei wiping the blood off her body before trotting down to the galley of Edwards' battlecruiser to see if she can't find herself a stiff drink, stepping over several dead bodies as she does so.
Minmei wiping off her battleaxe.
Minmei wiping a few drops of blood from her mouth, before giving a small lady-ish burp.

[SRoss]

TOP 10 BLOOPER REEL DEATHS OF T.R. EDWARDS

Any death involving a p1ssed off Minmei...

Minmei polishing her brass knuckes.
Minmei cleaning her knives.
Minmei cleaning her gun.
Minmei putting away her tonfu.
Minmei recharging her promethium flamer.
Minmei cleaning her...ahem...oversized marital aide.
Minmei re-stringing her garrote cord.
Minmei checking the expiration date on the food containers.
Minmei putting away several small vials.
Minmei re-taping her hockey stick.
Minmei wiping the blood off her body before trotting down to the galley of Edwards' battlecruiser to see if she can't finder herself a stiff drink, stepping over several dead bodies as she does so.
Minmei wiping off her battleaxe.
Minmei wiping a few drops of blood from her mouth, before giving a small lady-ish burp.

You forgot Minmei shooting Edwards and then framing him for the strangling death of Kyle.

[taalismn]

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You forgot Minmei shooting Edwards and then framing him for the strangling death of Kyle.

"Cleaning her gun" covers a lot of scenarios.

[Arnie100]

TOP 10 BLOOPER REEL DEATHS OF T.R. EDWARDS

Any death involving a p1ssed off Minmei...

Minmei polishing her brass knuckes.
Minmei cleaning her knives.
Minmei cleaning her gun.
Minmei putting away her tonfu.
Minmei recharging her promethium flamer.
Minmei cleaning her...ahem...oversized marital aide.
Minmei re-stringing her garrote cord.
Minmei checking the expiration date on the food containers.
Minmei putting away several small vials.
Minmei re-taping her hockey stick.
Minmei wiping the blood off her body before trotting down to the galley of Edwards' battlecruiser to see if she can't finder herself a stiff drink, stepping over several dead bodies as she does so.
Minmei wiping off her battleaxe.
Minmei wiping a few drops of blood from her mouth, before giving a small lady-ish burp.

Edwards: "She...she hated me that much?! (sniff) I mean, what did I ever do to her?!"

[Alpha 11]

TOP 10 BLOOPER REEL DEATHS OF T.R. EDWARDS

Any death involving a p1ssed off Minmei...

Minmei polishing her brass knuckes.
Minmei cleaning her knives.
Minmei cleaning her gun.
Minmei putting away her tonfu.
Minmei recharging her promethium flamer.
Minmei cleaning her...ahem...oversized marital aide.
Minmei re-stringing her garrote cord.
Minmei checking the expiration date on the food containers.
Minmei putting away several small vials.
Minmei re-taping her hockey stick.
Minmei wiping the blood off her body before trotting down to the galley of Edwards' battlecruiser to see if she can't finder herself a stiff drink, stepping over several dead bodies as she does so.
Minmei wiping off her battleaxe.
Minmei wiping a few drops of blood from her mouth, before giving a small lady-ish burp.

For the last, vampire Minmei?

TOP 10 BLOOPER REEL DEATHS OF T.R. EDWARDS

Any death involving a p1ssed off Minmei...

Minmei polishing her brass knuckes.
Minmei cleaning her knives.
Minmei cleaning her gun.
Minmei putting away her tonfu.
Minmei recharging her promethium flamer.
Minmei cleaning her...ahem...oversized marital aide.
Minmei re-stringing her garrote cord.
Minmei checking the expiration date on the food containers.
Minmei putting away several small vials.
Minmei re-taping her hockey stick.
Minmei wiping the blood off her body before trotting down to the galley of Edwards' battlecruiser to see if she can't finder herself a stiff drink, stepping over several dead bodies as she does so.
Minmei wiping off her battleaxe.
Minmei wiping a few drops of blood from her mouth, before giving a small lady-ish burp.

You forgot Minmei shooting Edwards and then framing him for the strangling death of Kyle.

TOP 10 BLOOPER REEL DEATHS OF T.R. EDWARDS

Any death involving a p1ssed off Minmei...

Minmei polishing her brass knuckes.
Minmei cleaning her knives.
Minmei cleaning her gun.
Minmei putting away her tonfu.
Minmei recharging her promethium flamer.
Minmei cleaning her...ahem...oversized marital aide.
Minmei re-stringing her garrote cord.
Minmei checking the expiration date on the food containers.
Minmei putting away several small vials.
Minmei re-taping her hockey stick.
Minmei wiping the blood off her body before trotting down to the galley of Edwards' battlecruiser to see if she can't finder herself a stiff drink, stepping over several dead bodies as she does so.
Minmei wiping off her battleaxe.
Minmei wiping a few drops of blood from her mouth, before giving a small lady-ish burp.

Edwards: "She...she hated me that much?! (sniff) I mean, what did I ever do to her?!"

[taalismn]

[Edwards: "She...she hated me that much?! (sniff) I mean, what did I ever do to her?!"

(Sound of something heavy and likely hardbound being dropped on a table. Sound of metal and wood groaning)
"Volume One..."

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "It wasn't that bad...all I did was take you on a vaca --"
Minmei: "You KIDNAPPED me!"
Edwards: "At least I showed some interest in you! Everybody else dumped you!"

[taalismn]

"And the derogatory pet names..."
"I meant 'Hunter's ex-chippy' as a COMPLIMENT."

[SRoss]

"You killed my brother!"

"But you killed him a couple of times and framed others ... INCLUDING ME!"

"That's different! We're family."

[taalismn]

Conan the Relationship Counselor:
(sits in chair at end of table between Minmei and Edwards)
"I sit here, mediate. You step out of line-"
#THUNK#
(there's now a giant ax stuck in the table)
"Understand?"
Edwards: "Perfectly. That's good, because she's absolutely rabid-"
"Lady, you get free shot at loudmouth here. Wanna use my ax?"
Minmei: "Thanks, but I have my own."

[Arnie100]

Conan: "Edwards, what is best in life? Answer correctly and you live; answer wrong, lady gets to use axe!"
Minmei: "TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES...TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU...AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN!!"
Edwards: "Hey!! That was MY question!"
Conan: "Too slow; Edwards! Lady gets to use axe!"
Edwards:
Minmei:

[taalismn]

Minmei "To crush Lisa Hayes and take her man like breaking a horse to saddle!"
Conan: "Not exactly the classic phrasing, but the spirit is there. You may take another shot."
Edwards: "What.The.Hell?!"

[Alpha 11]

[Edwards: "She...she hated me that much?! (sniff) I mean, what did I ever do to her?!"

(Sound of something heavy and likely hardbound being dropped on a table. Sound of metal and wood groaning)
"Volume One..."

Edwards: "It wasn't that bad...all I did was take you on a vaca --"
Minmei: "You KIDNAPPED me!"
Edwards: "At least I showed some interest in you! Everybody else dumped you!"

"And the derogatory pet names..."
"I meant 'Hunter's ex-chippy' as a COMPLIMENT."

"You killed my brother!"

"But you killed him a couple of times and framed others ... INCLUDING ME!"

"That's different! We're family."

Conan the Relationship Counselor:
(sits in chair at end of table between Minmei and Edwards)
"I sit here, mediate. You step out of line-"
#THUNK#
(there's now a giant ax stuck in the table)
"Understand?"
Edwards: "Perfectly. That's good, because she's absolutely rabid-"
"Lady, you get free shot at loudmouth here. Wanna use my ax?"
Minmei: "Thanks, but I have my own."

Conan: "Edwards, what is best in life? Answer correctly and you live; answer wrong, lady gets to use axe!"
Minmei: "TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES...TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU...AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THE WOMEN!!"
Edwards: "Hey!! That was MY question!"
Conan: "Too slow; Edwards! Lady gets to use axe!"
Edwards:
Minmei:

Minmei "To crush Lisa Hayes and take her man like breaking a horse to saddle!"
Conan: "Not exactly the classic phrasing, but the spirit is there. You may take another shot."
Edwards: "What.The.Hell?!"

[SRoss]

Lisa: "Take her to the tree of Woe... "

Several Praxians enter the room and grab Minmei.

Minmei: "You over heard!?!"

Lisa: "Crucify Her..."

[taalismn]

Edwards: "YES! YES! Take that, you little bi-!"
Conan: "We're not done with you, yet."
Edwards: "But she just got hauled away to be crucified!"
Conan: "In the case of the little woman against the lickspittle of Set, I find for the pretty lady and sentence you to the Wheel of Pain!"
Edwards: "But you're a RELATIONSHIP COUNSELOR! NOT a judge! You don't have any power over m-erk!"
Conan: (holding his sword under Edwards' chin) "Here is the power of Steel, MY steel. Here, in this place, my steel, my rules, my judgement. Come along, lickspittle, or sentence becomes DEATH."

[Arnie100]

Conan: "Edwards, one more question: What is the Riddle Of Steel?"
Edwards: "Whaa?"
Conan: "WRONG!! Take him to The Tree Of Woe and chain him next to the lady!"
Edwards: "NNNOOOO!!"
Valeria: "Conan, your next appointment is a Miss Annie and a Mr. Corg..."
Conan: "Not those two!"

[taalismn]

Conan: "Edwards, one more question: What is the Riddle Of Steel?"
Edwards: "Whaa?"
Conan: "WRONG!! Take him to The Tree Of Woe and chain him next to the lady!"
Edwards: "NNNOOOO!!"
Valeria: "Conan, your next appointment is a Miss Annie and a Mr. Corg..."
Conan: "Not those two!"

"Nooobodddyyyy knows the trouble I've seeeeeeennnn..."
Edwards: "...shut up, Minmei...bad enough I've nailed to this tree, but do I HAVE to listen to you..."
"When you're down and out, pick up your feet and shout 'It's going-'"
Edwards: "You're ENJOYING this, aren't you?!"
Minmei: "Sun, fresh air, no responsibilities..."
Edwards: "Stakes driven through your limbs, sandstorms, sunburn, stinging insects, lack of food and wate-ack! Get back! BACK! ...vultures..."
Minmei: "Here comes the sun...here comes the sun..."
Edwards: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

[SRoss]

"Nooobodddyyyy knows the trouble I've seeeeeeennnn..."
Edwards: "...shut up, Minmei...bad enough I've nailed to this tree, but do I HAVE to listen to you..."
"When you're down and out, pick up your feet and shout 'It's going-'"
Edwards: "You're ENJOYING this, aren't you?!"
Minmei: "Sun, fresh air, no responsibilities..."
Edwards: "Stakes driven through your limbs, sandstorms, sunburn, stinging insects, lack of food and wate-ack! Get back! BACK! ...vultures..."
Minmei: "Here comes the sun...here comes the sun..."
Edwards: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

The Gura Invid Lisa Clones arrive and check their watches...

Edwards: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!"

Gura Invid Lisa Clones: "We were curious ... How long does it take to turn you into jerky?"

Edwards & Minmei: " "

[taalismn]

Edwards: "....rrrrr.........WILL YOU QUIT SINGING 'BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME'?!"
Minmei: "Say the magic word, first."
Edwards: "Why the hell should I do that?!"
Minmei: "....'I've been through the des-'"
Edwards:" PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE, MINMEI, QUIT SINGNG THAT DAMN SONG!!!"
Minmei: "Okay."
Edwards: "......"
Minmei: "...."
Edwards: "QUIT HUMMING IT EITHER!!!!"

[Arnie100]

Vulture #1: "This is entertaining! I bet on the lady!"
Vulture #2: "You could be right..she looks like she has more stamina then the loudmouth...bet they'll taste pretty good as jerky!"
Edwards: "I think those vultures are talking about us..."
Minmei: "Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them doggies rollin'...RAWHIDE!!"
Edwards: "SHUT UP, already!"

[Alpha 11]

Lisa: "Take her to the tree of Woe... "

Several Praxians enter the room and grab Minmei.

Minmei: "You over heard!?!"

Lisa: "Crucify Her..."

Edwards: "YES! YES! Take that, you little bi-!"
Conan: "We're not done with you, yet."
Edwards: "But she just got hauled away to be crucified!"
Conan: "In the case of the little woman against the lickspittle of Set, I find for the pretty lady and sentence you to the Wheel of Pain!"
Edwards: "But you're a RELATIONSHIP COUNSELOR! NOT a judge! You don't have any power over m-erk!"
Conan: (holding his sword under Edwards' chin) "Here is the power of Steel, MY steel. Here, in this place, my steel, my rules, my judgement. Come along, lickspittle, or sentence becomes DEATH."

Conan: "Edwards, one more question: What is the Riddle Of Steel?"
Edwards: "Whaa?"
Conan: "WRONG!! Take him to The Tree Of Woe and chain him next to the lady!"
Edwards: "NNNOOOO!!"
Valeria: "Conan, your next appointment is a Miss Annie and a Mr. Corg..."
Conan: "Not those two!"

Conan: "Edwards, one more question: What is the Riddle Of Steel?"
Edwards: "Whaa?"
Conan: "WRONG!! Take him to The Tree Of Woe and chain him next to the lady!"
Edwards: "NNNOOOO!!"
Valeria: "Conan, your next appointment is a Miss Annie and a Mr. Corg..."
Conan: "Not those two!"

"Nooobodddyyyy knows the trouble I've seeeeeeennnn..."
Edwards: "...shut up, Minmei...bad enough I've nailed to this tree, but do I HAVE to listen to you..."
"When you're down and out, pick up your feet and shout 'It's going-'"
Edwards: "You're ENJOYING this, aren't you?!"
Minmei: "Sun, fresh air, no responsibilities..."
Edwards: "Stakes driven through your limbs, sandstorms, sunburn, stinging insects, lack of food and wate-ack! Get back! BACK! ...vultures..."
Minmei: "Here comes the sun...here comes the sun..."
Edwards: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

"Nooobodddyyyy knows the trouble I've seeeeeeennnn..."
Edwards: "...shut up, Minmei...bad enough I've nailed to this tree, but do I HAVE to listen to you..."
"When you're down and out, pick up your feet and shout 'It's going-'"
Edwards: "You're ENJOYING this, aren't you?!"
Minmei: "Sun, fresh air, no responsibilities..."
Edwards: "Stakes driven through your limbs, sandstorms, sunburn, stinging insects, lack of food and wate-ack! Get back! BACK! ...vultures..."
Minmei: "Here comes the sun...here comes the sun..."
Edwards: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

The Gura Invid Lisa Clones arrive and check their watches...

Edwards: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!"

Gura Invid Lisa Clones: "We were curious ... How long does it take to turn you into jerky?"

Edwards & Minmei: " "

Edwards: "....rrrrr.........WILL YOU QUIT SINGING 'BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME'?!"
Minmei: "Say the magic word, first."
Edwards: "Why the hell should I do that?!"
Minmei: "....'I've been through the des-'"
Edwards:" PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE, MINMEI, QUIT SINGNG THAT DAMN SONG!!!"
Minmei: "Okay."
Edwards: "......"
Minmei: "...."
Edwards: "QUIT HUMMING IT EITHER!!!!"

Vulture #1: "This is entertaining! I bet on the lady!"
Vulture #2: "You could be right..she looks like she has more stamina then the loudmouth...bet they'll taste pretty good as jerky!"
Edwards: "I think those vultures are talking about us..."
Minmei: "Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them doggies rollin'...RAWHIDE!!"
Edwards: "SHUT UP, already!"

[taalismn]

Edwards: "Hot sun, no food, no water..."
Minmei: "...mmm-mmmm....."
Edwards: "...no food, no water..."
Minmei: ".....mmmm-mmmmmm..."
Edwards: "...no food, no water..."
Minmei: "...mmmm-mmmm-mmmm..."
Edwards: "...what the HELL is wrong with you?! I expect you to be whining about no food an no water, ...and on top of it all, we got these damn insects buzzing all arou-"
Minmei: "*SNAP* #GULP# ...mmmmm-mmmmm...."
Edwards: "..i did not just see that tongue thing....too much sun...no food, no water...."
Minmei: ".....mmmm-mmmmmm..."

[SRoss]

Edwards: "Hot sun, no food, no water..."
Minmei: "...mmm-mmmm....."
Edwards: "...no food, no water..."
Minmei: ".....mmmm-mmmmmm..."
Edwards: "...no food, no water..."
Minmei: "...mmmm-mmmm-mmmm..."
Edwards: "...what the HELL is wrong with you?! I expect you to be whining about no food an no water, ...and on top of it all, we got these damn insects buzzing all arou-"
Minmei: "*SNAP* #GULP# ...mmmmm-mmmmm...."
Edwards: "..i did not just see that tongue thing....too much sun...no food, no water...."
Minmei: ".....mmmm-mmmmmm..."

Minmie is related to Gene Simmons!?!

[taalismn]

#SNAP#
"AWKKHHH!!!"
*crunch*
"Hmmmm....vulture...tastes just like chicken...."

[Arnie100]

Edwards:
Minmei: "What? Vultures DO taste like chicken! Want some?"

[taalismn]

Lisa: (looking through binoculars) "I don't think we're getting through to her....this may be a VACATION for her..."

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "Hot sun, no food, no water..."
Minmei: "...mmm-mmmm....."
Edwards: "...no food, no water..."
Minmei: ".....mmmm-mmmmmm..."
Edwards: "...no food, no water..."
Minmei: "...mmmm-mmmm-mmmm..."
Edwards: "...what the HELL is wrong with you?! I expect you to be whining about no food an no water, ...and on top of it all, we got these damn insects buzzing all arou-"
Minmei: "*SNAP* #GULP# ...mmmmm-mmmmm...."
Edwards: "..i did not just see that tongue thing....too much sun...no food, no water...."
Minmei: ".....mmmm-mmmmmm..."

Edwards: "Hot sun, no food, no water..."
Minmei: "...mmm-mmmm....."
Edwards: "...no food, no water..."
Minmei: ".....mmmm-mmmmmm..."
Edwards: "...no food, no water..."
Minmei: "...mmmm-mmmm-mmmm..."
Edwards: "...what the HELL is wrong with you?! I expect you to be whining about no food an no water, ...and on top of it all, we got these damn insects buzzing all arou-"
Minmei: "*SNAP* #GULP# ...mmmmm-mmmmm...."
Edwards: "..i did not just see that tongue thing....too much sun...no food, no water...."
Minmei: ".....mmmm-mmmmmm..."

Minmie is related to Gene Simmons!?!

#SNAP#
"AWKKHHH!!!"
*crunch*
"Hmmmm....vulture...tastes just like chicken...."

Edwards:
Minmei: "What? Vultures DO taste like chicken! Want some?"

Lisa: (looking through binoculars) "I don't think we're getting through to her....this may be a VACATION for her..."

[SRoss]

Edwards: "You know being nailed to a tree with you is bad enough. BUT THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH!"

Pan over to the Gura Invid Lisa clones lounging on deck chairs, being served Mi-Ties by a Gura Invid Hunter and being fanned by a Gura Invid Warrior.

Gura Invid Lisa Clone: "What? If we have to wait we might as well be comfortable..."

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "You know being nailed to a tree with you is bad enough. BUT THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH!"

Pan over to the Gura Invid Lisa clones lounging on deck chairs, being served Mi-Ties by a Gura Invid Hunter and being fanned by a Gura Invid Warrior.

Gura Invid Lisa Clone: "What? If we have to wait we might as well be comfortable..."

[taalismn]

Edwards: "You know being nailed to a tree with you is bad enough. BUT THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH!"

Pan over to the Gura Invid Lisa clones lounging on deck chairs, being served Mi-Ties by a Gura Invid Hunter and being fanned by a Gura Invid Warrior.

Gura Invid Lisa Clone: "What? If we have to wait we might as well be comfortable..."

Edwards: "What am I...a raisin?"

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "You know being nailed to a tree with you is bad enough. BUT THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH!"

Pan over to the Gura Invid Lisa clones lounging on deck chairs, being served Mi-Ties by a Gura Invid Hunter and being fanned by a Gura Invid Warrior.

Gura Invid Lisa Clone: "What? If we have to wait we might as well be comfortable..."

Edwards: "What am I...a raisin?"

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #1: "Will you hurry up and turn over...you're not brown enough on the other side..."
Gura Invid Lisa Clone #2: "Mmmm...raisins!"

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "You know being nailed to a tree with you is bad enough. BUT THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH!"

Pan over to the Gura Invid Lisa clones lounging on deck chairs, being served Mi-Ties by a Gura Invid Hunter and being fanned by a Gura Invid Warrior.

Gura Invid Lisa Clone: "What? If we have to wait we might as well be comfortable..."

Edwards: "What am I...a raisin?"

Yes.

Edwards: "You know being nailed to a tree with you is bad enough. BUT THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH!"

Pan over to the Gura Invid Lisa clones lounging on deck chairs, being served Mi-Ties by a Gura Invid Hunter and being fanned by a Gura Invid Warrior.

Gura Invid Lisa Clone: "What? If we have to wait we might as well be comfortable..."

Edwards: "What am I...a raisin?"

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #1: "Will you hurry up and turn over...you're not brown enough on the other side..."
Gura Invid Lisa Clone #2: "Mmmm...raisins!"

[taalismn]

"Mind if we drape some tomatoes on you?"
"YES!"
"It was a rhetorical question."
"$%^*$%&%#!!!"

[Arnie100]

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #1: "What's that you're reading, sister?"
Gura Invid Lisa Clone #2: "How To Serve Man...it has some very tasty recipes!"
Edwards: "Uhm...Minmei..."
Minmei: "She said MAN, not WO-man."
Edwards: "I hate you.."

[Alpha 11]

"Mind if we drape some tomatoes on you?"
"YES!"
"It was a rhetorical question."
"$%^*$%&%#!!!"

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #1: "What's that you're reading, sister?"
Gura Invid Lisa Clone #2: "How To Serve Man...it has some very tasty recipes!"
Edwards: "Uhm...Minmei..."
Minmei: "She said MAN, not WO-man."
Edwards: "I hate you.."

[SRoss]

Gura Invid Lisa Clone #1: "What's that you're reading, sister?"
Gura Invid Lisa Clone #2: "How To Serve Man...it has some very tasty recipes!"
Edwards: "Uhm...Minmei..."
Minmei: "She said MAN, not WO-man."
Edwards: "I hate you.."

Lisa: "She does know the title refers to the the race, not the gender, right?"

[taalismn]

Edwards: "(gasp)Water! I need water! Moisture!(pant!) I thirst!"
"WouLD yoU LIke a reFREShing peTiT coLA?"
Edwards: (seeing the Petit Cola machine roll up in front of him) "YES! Salvarin! Oh, something to DRINK! Yes, give me a COLA!"
"PlEAZE dePOSit ONE doLLAR for a reDRESHing peTIT coLA!"
Edwards: (struggling in his bonds)"What?! "
"PlEAZE dePOSit ONE doLLAR for a reDRESHing peTIT coLA!"
Edwards: "HOW THE HELL DO I DO THAT?! I'M TIED TO THIS TREE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY ON ME!"
"PlEAZE dePOSit ONE doLLAR for a reDRESHing peTIT coLA!"
Edwards: "GIMME A DRINK!"
"PlEAZE dePOSit ONE doLLAR for a reDRESHing peTIT coLA!"
Edwards: "ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!"
"PlEAZE dePOSit ONE doLLAR for a reDRESHing peTIT coLA!"

[SRoss]

Edwards: "(gasp)Water! I need water! Moisture!(pant!) I thirst!"
"WouLD yoU LIke a reFREShing peTiT coLA?"
Edwards: (seeing the Petit Cola machine roll up in front of him) "YES! Salvarin! Oh, something to DRINK! Yes, give me a COLA!"
"PlEAZE dePOSit ONE doLLAR for a reDRESHing peTIT coLA!"
Edwards: (struggling in his bonds)"What?! "
"PlEAZE dePOSit ONE doLLAR for a reDRESHing peTIT coLA!"
Edwards: "HOW THE HELL DO I DO THAT?! I'M TIED TO THIS TREE AND I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY ON ME!"
"PlEAZE dePOSit ONE doLLAR for a reDRESHing peTIT coLA!"
Edwards: "GIMME A DRINK!"
"PlEAZE dePOSit ONE doLLAR for a reDRESHing peTIT coLA!"
Edwards: "ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!"
"PlEAZE dePOSit ONE doLLAR for a reDRESHing peTIT coLA!"

Petit Cola Machine begins playing commercial jingle...

Edwards & Minmei: "ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!! THAT HORRIBLE NOISE!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!"

[taalismn]

Edvwards is even more susceptible because Minmei's been humming elevator music most of the time.

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "Just... (gasp)...one... (pant)...drink..."

(Sound of thunder...then)

Edwards: "Oh, no..."
Minmei: "You had to ask!"

[taalismn]

Edwards: "The giant hailsone to the teeth was NOT the way I wanted my moisture!"

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "I'm singin' in the rain...singin' in the rain...what a wonderful fee --"
Edwards: "Will you just stop, already!"
Minmei: "I'm just trying to be upbeat about this whole situation!"

[glitterboy2098]

Minmei: "Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life.." *whistles*


Edwards: "Don't start that again!"

[taalismn]

Minmei: "Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life.." *whistles*


Edwards: "Don't start that again!"

Thank you, GB; I had that in the back of my mind from the very first moment but couldn't recall the song wording...

[SRoss]

Edwards: "Just... (gasp)...one... (pant)...drink..."

(Sound of thunder...then)

Edwards: "Oh, no..."
Minmei: "You had to ask!"

A massive lightning bolt fries the Petit Cola machine in mid jingle...

Minmei: "See things are looking up already!"

[SRoss]

Minmei: "Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life.." *whistles*


Edwards: "Don't start that again!"

[taalismn]

Why We Should Be Grateful The ASS-1 Crashed on -Macross- Island and NOT Manhattan Island:

-Queens, Brooklyn, and New Jersey wouldn't much care if Manhattan vanished or was blasted by aliens.
-The Statute of Liberty would not make a dignified spaceship hood ornament
-Miriya would get lost in a transplanted Central Park
-Albino alligators in the ship's water management system
-Gloval would go nuts trying to make sense of the New Yorker accent
-The townspeople would insist on buzzing Boston during baseball season.
-'Intrepid Punch' doesn't sound quite as powerful as 'Prometheus Attack'
-Nor does 'Brooklyn Bridge Attack' sound so great.
-Rick Hunter wouldn't be able to afford an apartment in transplanted NYC, even with a military housing allowance.
-Spaceship corridors. New York City taxi cab drivers. Scared yet?
-Konda, Bron, and Rico would be mugged within five minutes of sneaking aboard.
-Khyron wouldn't last ten seconds against New Yorkers defending their home turf....especially if he was wearing red socks.
-New Yorkers are insufferable enough; you want to give them a Superheavy Reflex Cannon(aka 'Main Gun')? (Although that might be what it takes to make Texas clam up)

[Arnie100]

Why We Should Be Grateful The ASS-1 Crashed on -Macross- Island and NOT Manhattan Island:

- No giant monsters terrorizing the interior of the ship (e.g. King Kong, Zilla, etc.).

[taalismn]

Why We Should Be Grateful The ASS-1 Crashed on -Macross- Island and NOT Manhattan Island:

- No giant monsters terrorizing the interior of the ship (e.g. King Kong, Zilla, etc.).

Khyron: "Hah! The micronians offer no resistance to my capture of their ship! At last! Advance my minions, haahahahhhaha...what micronian treachery is THAT?!"

"Captain Gloval? Threat-designation 'Cloverfield' has encountered Threat-designation 'Khyron'. Permission to blow the entire block into deep space?"

[Arnie100]

Why We Should Be Grateful The ASS-1 Crashed on -Macross- Island and NOT Manhattan Island:

- No giant monsters terrorizing the interior of the ship (e.g. King Kong, Zilla, etc.).

Khyron: "Hah! The micronians offer no resistance to my capture of their ship! At last! Advance my minions, haahahahhhaha...what micronian treachery is THAT?!"

"Captain Gloval? Threat-designation 'Cloverfield' has encountered Threat-designation 'Khyron'. Permission to blow the entire block into deep space?"

Capt. Gloval: "Not yet...has that section been evacuated? Good! Dis could prove most entertaining, da?"

(Interior, ASS-1)

Khyron: "AAAAIIIIEEEEEE!!!!"