Robotech Blooper Reels

[taalismn]

"Okay, which one of you morons superglued the newbie into his body armor while he was sleeping off guard rotation? Just for that you ALL get to crowbar him out and hose him off."

[Alpha 11]

"You have a problem, El-tee?"
"No, Louie...it's just that I wish you used a more...confidence-inspiring...timing element for the demolition charges."
"...you don't think the Tirolians would appreciate the Mickey Mouse watch?"

"You have a problem, El-tee?"
"No, Louie...it's just that I wish you used a more...confidence-inspiring...timing element for the demolition charges."
"...you don't think the Tirolians would appreciate the Mickey Mouse watch?"

"I don't think they know who Mickey Mouse is..."

"Southern Cross body armor; wonderful, revolutionary stuff....personal protection unheralded in the history of personal armor. A tribute to the history and expertise of the armorer."
"...and yet they never considered how the wearer is supposed to deal with a case of the 'bunchies' under all that plate..."
"Yeah...ouch...damn wedgie...."

"Southern Cross body armor; wonderful, revolutionary stuff....personal protection unheralded in the history of personal armor. A tribute to the history and expertise of the armorer."
"...and yet they never considered how the wearer is supposed to deal with a case of the 'bunchies' under all that plate..."
"Yeah...ouch...damn wedgie...."

"How do you use the bathroom in these things?"
"You just had to say that, didn't you?!" (Runs off to the nearest bathroom, stripping off armor...)

"Okay, which one of you morons superglued the newbie into his body armor while he was sleeping off guard rotation? Just for that you ALL get to crowbar him out and hose him off."

And the thing is, I could really see that happening.

[taalismn]

'Seeing as the rest of your squad WELDED you into your armor when you were SUPPOSED to be on watch, I'm leaving you in there until you appreciate the sheer recklessness of your dereliction of duty."

[SRoss]

'Seeing as the rest of your squad WELDED you into your armor when you were SUPPOSED to be on watch, I'm leaving you in there until you appreciate the sheer recklessness of your dereliction of duty."

First Order Stormtrooper: "HA! HA! My armour's plastic. I can't be welded in to it."

#BLAM!#

ASC Trooper: "My armour works..."

[taalismn]

First Order Stormtrooper: "HA! HA! My armour's plastic. I can't be welded in to it." ..[/i]"

"We have plastic model cement."
First Order Stormtrooper: "THEY HAVE THE STICKINESS ON THEIR SIDE!!! RETREAT!!!!"

[taalismn]

Regis: (looking at assembled Gurab) "No...just no...."
Half-dozen Yellow Gurab: "...banana...?"

[Arnie100]

Regis: (looking at assembled Gurab) "No...just no...."
Half-dozen Yellow Gurab: "...banana...?"

"Someones been watching Minions..."

[taalismn]

Regis: (looking at assembled Gurab) "No...just no...."
Half-dozen Yellow Gurab: "...banana...?"

"Someones been watching Minions..."

"He's bald, you're bald, they have one eye...guess who all have one eye?"
"I get it already! And it doesn't make it funny!"
"Rand, quit mocking the Regis. She's still dangerous."

[SRoss]

Regis: (looking at assembled Gurab) "No...just no...."
Half-dozen Yellow Gurab: "...banana...?"

"Someones been watching Minions..."

"He's bald, you're bald, they have one eye...guess who all have one eye?"
"I get it already! And it doesn't make it funny!"
"Rand, quit mocking the Regis. She's still dangerous."

Regis: "You know Rand, I could use a new loofah."

Rand:

[taalismn]

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Regis: "You know Rand, I could use a new loofah."
e:

Lunk: "Annie already blows her nose in his shirt. Rook wipes her hands after working on her motorcycle on his sleeves."

[Arnie100]

Rand: "Don't give her any ideas, Lunk!"
Lunk: "Scott also uses him for bait; erm, to scout the area, that's right..."

[taalismn]

Rand: "Don't give her any ideas, Lunk!"
Lunk: "Scott also uses him for bait; erm, to scout the area, that's right..."

Scott: "I also send him into any strange towns we come across, and not simply because he knows the language..."

[Alpha 11]

'Seeing as the rest of your squad WELDED you into your armor when you were SUPPOSED to be on watch, I'm leaving you in there until you appreciate the sheer recklessness of your dereliction of duty."

'Seeing as the rest of your squad WELDED you into your armor when you were SUPPOSED to be on watch, I'm leaving you in there until you appreciate the sheer recklessness of your dereliction of duty."

First Order Stormtrooper: "HA! HA! My armour's plastic. I can't be welded in to it."

#BLAM!#

ASC Trooper: "My armour works..."

First Order Stormtrooper: "HA! HA! My armour's plastic. I can't be welded in to it." ..[/i]"

"We have plastic model cement."
First Order Stormtrooper: "THEY HAVE THE STICKINESS ON THEIR SIDE!!! RETREAT!!!!"

Regis: (looking at assembled Gurab) "No...just no...."
Half-dozen Yellow Gurab: "...banana...?"

Regis: (looking at assembled Gurab) "No...just no...."
Half-dozen Yellow Gurab: "...banana...?"

"Someones been watching Minions..."

But who?

Regis: (looking at assembled Gurab) "No...just no...."
Half-dozen Yellow Gurab: "...banana...?"

"Someones been watching Minions..."

"He's bald, you're bald, they have one eye...guess who all have one eye?"
"I get it already! And it doesn't make it funny!"
"Rand, quit mocking the Regis. She's still dangerous."

[Alpha 11]

Regis: (looking at assembled Gurab) "No...just no...."
Half-dozen Yellow Gurab: "...banana...?"

"Someones been watching Minions..."

"He's bald, you're bald, they have one eye...guess who all have one eye?"
"I get it already! And it doesn't make it funny!"
"Rand, quit mocking the Regis. She's still dangerous."

Regis: "You know Rand, I could use a new loofah."

Rand:

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Regis: "You know Rand, I could use a new loofah."
e:

Lunk: "Annie already blows her nose in his shirt. Rook wipes her hands after working on her motorcycle on his sleeves."

Poor guy.

Rand: "Don't give her any ideas, Lunk!"
Lunk: "Scott also uses him for bait; erm, to scout the area, that's right..."

Rand: "Don't give her any ideas, Lunk!"
Lunk: "Scott also uses him for bait; erm, to scout the area, that's right..."

Scott: "I also send him into any strange towns we come across, and not simply because he knows the language..."

The truth comes out!

[taalismn]

Rand: "What the hey---?! My official title is FORAGER, not 'mine finder'!"

[Arnie100]

Rand: "What the hey---?! My official title is FORAGER, not 'mine finder'!"

Scott: "Isn't one of the jobs of a Forager is to make an area safe for the rest of us?"
Rand: "Yeah..."
Scott: "Well, then...go ahead and make the area safe for the rest of us in the direction of that minefield."

[taalismn]

[
Scott: "Well, then...go ahead and make the area safe for the rest of us in the direction of that minefield."

Scott: "Think of it as applying your 'homeground advantage'."

[SRoss]

[
Scott: "Well, then...go ahead and make the area safe for the rest of us in the direction of that minefield."

Scott: "Think of it as applying your 'homeground advantage'."

#CLICK!#

Lancer: "Um, Rand?"

Rand: "Yes, Lancer?"

Lancer: "Where did you put those mines you found?"

Rand: "Guess."

Scott, Lancer & Lunk:

[Arnie100]

Scott: "You realize that YOU'RE the one standing on the mine?"
Rand: "That wasn't there a minute ago..."
Scott: (Facepalm...)

[taalismn]

Scott: "You realize that YOU'RE the one standing on the mine?"
Rand: "That wasn't there a minute ago..."
Scott: (Facepalm...)

"ANNIE!!!!!"

[Arnie100]

Annie: "What? I didn't do anything!"
Rand: "You guys don't actually believe that?!"
Scott: "Of course! She was with us the whole time!"
Lunk: "Yeah...I mean, look at that face!"
Lancer: "That face wouldn't lie..."

[SRoss]

Annie: "What? I didn't do anything!"
Rand: "You guys don't actually believe that?!"
Scott: "Of course! She was with us the whole time!"
Lunk: "Yeah...I mean, look at that face!"
Lancer: "That face wouldn't lie..."

Ariel & Sera:

[taalismn]

Director: "WILL YOU MORONS QUIT PLAYING WITH THE SET PYROTECHNICS AND DO SOME -ACTING WORK-???!!!! TIME IS MONEY AND WE'RE ON BOTH A SCHEDULE AND A BUDGET!!!!! ANY MORE IDIOT-ING AND WE GO WITH A KOREAN ANIMATOR!!!"

[SRoss]

Director: "WILL YOU MORONS QUIT PLAYING WITH THE SET PYROTECHNICS AND DO SOME -ACTING WORK-???!!!! TIME IS MONEY AND WE'RE ON BOTH A SCHEDULE AND A BUDGET!!!!! ANY MORE IDIOT-ING AND WE GO WITH A KOREAN ANIMATOR!!!"

Film Crew:

Director: "I said too much, didn't I!?!"

Tommy steps out of the shadows and slits the Director's throat...

[Arnie100]

Tommy: "Should check the background of who I hire next time. Jerk almost gave away our secrets."
Cameraman: "Uuuuummmm...we kinda know -- AAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" (Suddenly finds a knife protruding from his chest...)
Tommy: "Anyone else?"
Film Crew:
Tommy: "Didn't think so."

[taalismn]

Tommy: "Should check the background of who I hire next time. Jerk almost gave away our secrets."
Cameraman: "Uuuuummmm...we kinda know -- AAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" (Suddenly finds a knife protruding from his chest...)
Tommy: "Anyone else?"
Film Crew:
Tommy: "Didn't think so."

Rand: "I've heard of character assassination but that's going ridiculously too f-"
(Tommy glares at him)
Rand: "...i'll be quiet..."

[Alpha 11]

Rand: "What the hey---?! My official title is FORAGER, not 'mine finder'!"

Rand: "What the hey---?! My official title is FORAGER, not 'mine finder'!"

Scott: "Isn't one of the jobs of a Forager is to make an area safe for the rest of us?"
Rand: "Yeah..."
Scott: "Well, then...go ahead and make the area safe for the rest of us in the direction of that minefield."

[
Scott: "Well, then...go ahead and make the area safe for the rest of us in the direction of that minefield."

Scott: "Think of it as applying your 'homeground advantage'."

[
Scott: "Well, then...go ahead and make the area safe for the rest of us in the direction of that minefield."

Scott: "Think of it as applying your 'homeground advantage'."

#CLICK!#

Lancer: "Um, Rand?"

Rand: "Yes, Lancer?"

Lancer: "Where did you put those mines you found?"

Rand: "Guess."

Scott, Lancer & Lunk:

Good one!

Scott: "You realize that YOU'RE the one standing on the mine?"
Rand: "That wasn't there a minute ago..."
Scott: (Facepalm...)

[Alpha 11]

Scott: "You realize that YOU'RE the one standing on the mine?"
Rand: "That wasn't there a minute ago..."
Scott: (Facepalm...)

"ANNIE!!!!!"

Should have guessed.

Annie: "What? I didn't do anything!"
Rand: "You guys don't actually believe that?!"
Scott: "Of course! She was with us the whole time!"
Lunk: "Yeah...I mean, look at that face!"
Lancer: "That face wouldn't lie..."

Annie: "What? I didn't do anything!"
Rand: "You guys don't actually believe that?!"
Scott: "Of course! She was with us the whole time!"
Lunk: "Yeah...I mean, look at that face!"
Lancer: "That face wouldn't lie..."

Ariel & Sera:

Just, wow.

Director: "WILL YOU MORONS QUIT PLAYING WITH THE SET PYROTECHNICS AND DO SOME -ACTING WORK-???!!!! TIME IS MONEY AND WE'RE ON BOTH A SCHEDULE AND A BUDGET!!!!! ANY MORE IDIOT-ING AND WE GO WITH A KOREAN ANIMATOR!!!"

To late.

Director: "WILL YOU MORONS QUIT PLAYING WITH THE SET PYROTECHNICS AND DO SOME -ACTING WORK-???!!!! TIME IS MONEY AND WE'RE ON BOTH A SCHEDULE AND A BUDGET!!!!! ANY MORE IDIOT-ING AND WE GO WITH A KOREAN ANIMATOR!!!"

Film Crew:

Director: "I said too much, didn't I!?!"

Tommy steps out of the shadows and slits the Director's throat...

Ya, that "might" have happen.

[Alpha 11]

Tommy: "Should check the background of who I hire next time. Jerk almost gave away our secrets."
Cameraman: "Uuuuummmm...we kinda know -- AAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" (Suddenly finds a knife protruding from his chest...)
Tommy: "Anyone else?"
Film Crew:
Tommy: "Didn't think so."

Someone stop him!

Tommy: "Should check the background of who I hire next time. Jerk almost gave away our secrets."
Cameraman: "Uuuuummmm...we kinda know -- AAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" (Suddenly finds a knife protruding from his chest...)
Tommy: "Anyone else?"
Film Crew:
Tommy: "Didn't think so."

Rand: "I've heard of character assassination but that's going ridiculously too f-"
(Tommy glares at him)
Rand: "...i'll be quiet..."

[taalismn]

Yeah, Blooper Rand's problem is he's arguably too smart for his own good...he's like Peter Parker without the spider-sense to warn him when he's about to get smacked with a giant newspaper. Though he'd be an insufferable smartass if he didn't know enough to shut up half of the time.

[Alpha 11]

Yeah, Blooper Rand's problem is he's arguably too smart for his own good...he's like Peter Parker without the spider-sense to warn him when he's about to get smacked with a giant newspaper. Though he'd be an insufferable smartass if he didn't know enough to shut up half of the time.

[taalismn]

Scott: "You gave Rand a Syncrocannon?! Are you insane, Graham?"
Sue Graham: "Relax! He should be all right. The field weapon was simplified for use by grunt soldiers. As long as he doesn't push the-"

Annie: "Hey, what does this red button do?"
Rand: "Huh? No, Annie! Don't push-"

Scott, Sue, Rook, Lancer, and Lunk watch as a mushroom cloud rises over the next hill.
Scott: "You were saying...?"

[Chronicler]

Scott: "You gave Rand a Syncrocannon?! Are you insane, Graham?"
Sue Graham: "Relax! He should be all right. The field weapon was simplified for use by grunt soldiers. As long as he doesn't push the-"

Annie: "Hey, what does this red button do?"
Rand: "Huh? No, Annie! Don't push-"

Scott, Sue, Rook, Lancer, and Lunk watch as a mushroom cloud rises over the next hill.
Scott: "You were saying...?"

Rand: "Who designs a self-destruct on a weapon!?!"

*Meanwhile on the bridge of the Haydonites ship*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJiUfnIzbVM

[Arnie100]

Scott: "ANNIE!! Are you alright?!"
Lunk: "You're not hurt are ya?"
Lancer: "Yeah, we saw this big explosion..."
Rook: "We were really worried about you!"
Ariel: "As longnas your alright, that's what matters..."
Sue: "It was that idiot's fault, wasnt it?!" (Pointing at Rand)
Rand: "HHHEEEYYY...and why isn't anyone worried about me?!"

[SRoss]

Lancer: "It's a good thing our girls aren't potting against us."

Scott: "They're neophytes, they wouldn't stand a chance against us."

Rand: "You guys are forgetting they're telepathic. They can plot and you'd never know it."

Ariel & Sera:

Scott & Lancer:

Annie: (Nods)

[taalismn]

Dusty Ayres: "I'm sorry, Rook...I can't help it. The invid must have done something to me..."
Rook: "The Invid made your artificial arm grope my @@@@@?!"
Dusty Ayres: "...(sweatdrop)...."

[SRoss]

Dusty Ayres: "I'm sorry, Rook...I can't help it. The invid must have done something to me..."
Rook: "The Invid made your artificial arm grope my @@@@@?!"
Fusty Ayres: "...(sweatdrop)...."

Scott: "GOOD GOD ROOK! I know he's a killer and all, but did you have to ram his arm up there like that!?!"

[taalismn]

Rick and Lisa walk into the conference room on the SDF-3...
...and find Admiral Gloval and Azonia, both very much alive and completely naked, doing the horizontal mambo on the conference table...
There's an awkward pause before it registers on the unclothed couple that they have an audience. An even longer pause as Gloval takes in Rick who's developing a machine-gun tic and Lisa who's gaping like a goldfish.
Gloval: "Ah, like you haven't had 'make out in an SDF's conference room' on your bucketlist?"

[Alpha 11]

Scott: "You gave Rand a Syncrocannon?! Are you insane, Graham?"
Sue Graham: "Relax! He should be all right. The field weapon was simplified for use by grunt soldiers. As long as he doesn't push the-"

Annie: "Hey, what does this red button do?"
Rand: "Huh? No, Annie! Don't push-"

Scott, Sue, Rook, Lancer, and Lunk watch as a mushroom cloud rises over the next hill.
Scott: "You were saying...?"

Scott: "You gave Rand a Syncrocannon?! Are you insane, Graham?"
Sue Graham: "Relax! He should be all right. The field weapon was simplified for use by grunt soldiers. As long as he doesn't push the-"

Annie: "Hey, what does this red button do?"
Rand: "Huh? No, Annie! Don't push-"

Scott, Sue, Rook, Lancer, and Lunk watch as a mushroom cloud rises over the next hill.
Scott: "You were saying...?"

Rand: "Who designs a self-destruct on a weapon!?!"

*Meanwhile on the bridge of the Haydonites ship*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJiUfnIzbVM

Scott: "ANNIE!! Are you alright?!"
Lunk: "You're not hurt are ya?"
Lancer: "Yeah, we saw this big explosion..."
Rook: "We were really worried about you!"
Ariel: "As longnas your alright, that's what matters..."
Sue: "It was that idiot's fault, wasnt it?!" (Pointing at Rand)
Rand: "HHHEEEYYY...and why isn't anyone worried about me?!"

[Alpha 11]

Lancer: "It's a good thing our girls aren't potting against us."

Scott: "They're neophytes, they wouldn't stand a chance against us."

Rand: "You guys are forgetting they're telepathic. They can plot and you'd never know it."

Ariel & Sera:

Scott & Lancer:

Annie: (Nods)

Dusty Ayres: "I'm sorry, Rook...I can't help it. The invid must have done something to me..."
Rook: "The Invid made your artificial arm grope my @@@@@?!"
Dusty Ayres: "...(sweatdrop)...."

Dusty Ayres: "I'm sorry, Rook...I can't help it. The invid must have done something to me..."
Rook: "The Invid made your artificial arm grope my @@@@@?!"
Fusty Ayres: "...(sweatdrop)...."

Scott: "GOOD GOD ROOK! I know he's a killer and all, but did you have to ram his arm up there like that!?!"

Rick and Lisa walk into the conference room on the SDF-3...
...and find Admiral Gloval and Azonia, both very much alive and completely naked, doing the horizontal mambo on the conference table...
There's an awkward pause before it registers on the unclothed couple that they have an audience. An even longer pause as Gloval takes in Rick who's developing a machine-gun tic and Lisa who's gaping like a goldfish.
Gloval: "Ah, like you haven't had 'make out in an SDF's conference room' on your bucketlist?"

[taalismn]

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Scott: "GOOD GOD ROOK! I know he's a killer and all, but did you have to ram his arm up there like that!?!"

Rook: "Yes."

Rand: "Honestly, Scott, were you expecting any other answer from her?"

Rook: "In retrospect, well, you know, I could have done THIS."
Scott/Rand: " "
Lancer: "That's not just anatomically possible...well, at least until now..."
Ariel: *thud*
Lunk: "Rand....you are FAR braver than I can ever hope to be, knowing she's capable of that. Now excuse me while I go lose my lunch."
Dusty Ayres: "......my spleen....."

[Arnie100]

Lunk: (Looking at Rand) "You're lucky she doesn't treat YOU that way, Rand!"
Rook: "I have been thinking about it!"
Rand :

[taalismn]

Scott: "Folks, everybody, look away..."
#SPLORCH#GLORCHTHWARPGEEEEEEEEEENGIGULDYGIGULDYYYYAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHGORGULESNAPOPKRACKLESHHHRRREEEMMM<<<<
Lancer: "...Rook....ye gods...could you do without the sound effects?"
Dusty Ayres: "....i feel things in places i never knew I had.....terrible things..."

[Arnie100]

Rand: "I hope you never get mad at me like that, Rook..."

[taalismn]

Rand: "I hope you never get mad at me like that, Rook..."

Rook: "That's the point of this exercise. THIS idiot is a graphic example."
Dusty Ayres: "...and my homeroom teacher didn't think I'd amount to anything in life..."

[Alpha 11]

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Scott: "GOOD GOD ROOK! I know he's a killer and all, but did you have to ram his arm up there like that!?!"

Rook: "Yes."

Rand: "Honestly, Scott, were you expecting any other answer from her?"

Rook: "In retrospect, well, you know, I could have done THIS."
Scott/Rand: " "
Lancer: "That's not just anatomically possible...well, at least until now..."
Ariel: *thud*
Lunk: "Rand....you are FAR braver than I can ever hope to be, knowing she's capable of that. Now excuse me while I go lose my lunch."
Dusty Ayres: "......my spleen....."

Rand: "I hope you never get mad at me like that, Rook..."

Rook: "That's the point of this exercise. THIS idiot is a graphic example."
Dusty Ayres: "...and my homeroom teacher didn't think I'd amount to anything in life..."

[taalismn]

"-and that's why, Minmei, the military is evil and concerned only with its own survival."
"Kyle?"
"Yes, Minmei?"
"You know what I dislike most about wireless microphones?"
"What?"
"After I ram one down your throat, I can't fish it back out using the cable."
" "

[SRoss]

Captain Grant walks onto the bridge of the Archangel...
...and finds the Hunters, both completely naked, doing the Piditaka on some furs spread on the Captain's chair...

Grant: "GOOD GOD YOU TWO! GET A ROOM!!!"

Rick: "Oh, come on, like you haven't had 'make out on the bridge' on your list of fantasies?"

[Arnie100]

"What happens on the bridge, stays on the bridge."

[taalismn]

"What happens on the bridge, stays on the bridge."

"Engineering here to the bridge. You know you left your comm on?"