Robotech Blooper Reels

[SRoss]

"We're calling this particular mental state the 'Blue Stare of Death', though we occasionally have victims evolving to 'Swearing a Blue Streak'-"
(cut to a MAC III stomping across the landscape)
V.O. : "STAND-*STOMP*-STILL-*STOMP*-AND-*STOMP* DIE! *STOMP**STOMP*YOU*STOMP*LITTLE*STOMP*BLUE*STOMP*MOTHER-*STOMP*%&&#%^ @ERS!!!!!"*STOMP*

Clearly they forgot the rules...

1 - Nuke the Smurfs...

2 - Nuke them til they glow...

3 - Shoot them in the dark...

[Arnie100]

4 - Let Annie deal with them.

[taalismn]

4 - Let Annie deal with them.

"Oh thank you! Like I don't have enough unassimilated childhood trauma already?"
"THink of it as aggression release therapy."
"...I'm going to need a gun. I get to pick the gun. I need a bigger gun."

[SRoss]

4 - Let Annie deal with them.

"Oh thank you! Like I don't have enough unassimilated childhood trauma already?"
"Think of it as aggression release therapy."
"...I'm going to need a gun. I get to pick the gun. I need a bigger gun."

"Since their all clustered together may I recommend THIS gun?"

[taalismn]

[

"Since their all clustered together may I recommend THIS gun?"

"Still too small."
"Annie! We're NOT re-setting the universe again!"

[Arnie100]

Annie: "Oh; poo, you people are no fun..."

[batlchip]

Minmai *carefully sticking her head in the room*
:"can I shoot them?"

[taalismn]

Minmai *carefully sticking her head in the room*
:"can I shoot them?"

"What do you bring firepower-wise to the table that Annie can't?"

[Arnie100]

Minmai *carefully sticking her head in the room*
:"can I shoot them?"

"What do you bring firepower-wise to the table that Annie can't?"

Minmei: "My voice..."
"Is that a good thing or a terrible thing..."
Minmei: "Hhhhhheeeyyyy!!"

[taalismn]

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Minmei: "My voice..."
"Is that a good thing or a terrible thing..."
Minmei: "Hhhhhheeeyyyy!!"

"At least she's being honest about it."
"Right. Okay, let us grab our hearing protectors and our beers and we can watch blue heads exploding."
"You better save me a cold one of those when my set's finished."

[Arnie100]

[

Minmei: "My voice..."
"Is that a good thing or a terrible thing..."
Minmei: "Hhhhhheeeyyyy!!"

"At least she's being honest about it."
"Right. Okay, let us grab our hearing protectors and our beers and we can watch blue heads exploding."
"You better save me a cold one of those when my set's finished."

Minmei: "I'll have you know my voice enthralled millions of warriors and turned them into - "
"Pansies?"
Minmei:

[taalismn]

[

Minmei: "I'll have you know my voice enthralled millions of warriors and turned them into - "
"Pansies?"
Minmei:

"Sitting ducks?"
"No!"
"Braindead cannonfodder?"
"No-"
"Wusses?"
"NO!"

[batlchip]

[

Minmei: "I'll have you know my voice enthralled millions of warriors and turned them into - "
"Pansies?"
Minmei:

"Sitting ducks?"
"No!"
"Braindead cannonfodder?"
"No-"
"Wusses?"
"NO!"

"Lap dogs"
No!
"Japanese fan girls"
"Umm,sorta"

[taalismn]

"Fanboys?"
"Closer."
"I'm guessing better?"
"No, come closer so I can hit you."

[Alpha 11]

(On board the Zent-Smurf ship...)

Zent-Smurfs: "Lalalalalala..."
Rick Hunter: "OhmyGod...the HORROR..."

Ben Dixon: "FINALLY! An enemy I can beat up with impunity!"

Regis: "Your new Invid form is designed to better destroy the hated Zentraedi..."

Corg: "Meow?"

Regis: "Your new Invid form is designed to better destroy the hated Zentraedi..."

Corg: "Meow?"

Rand: "I'd like to have this cat neutered, please."
Vet: "Angry little munchkin, ain't he? How's you manage to calm him down?"
Rook: "Concussion grenades."
Vet: "Well, don't worry; after we snip, most critters calm right down."

Regis: "Your new Invid form is designed to better destroy the hated Zentraedi..."

Corg: "Meow?"

Rand: "I'd like to have this cat neutered, please."
Vet: "Angry little munchkin, ain't he? How's you manage to calm him down?"
Rook: "Concussion grenades."
Vet: "Well, don't worry; after we snip, most critters calm right down."

Annie: "Hear that Mr. Snuggles? You'll be all better soon!"

Corg: "MEOW!?!"

[Alpha 11]

Sera and Ariel: "Oooohhhh; Mmmmyyyy..."
Regis: "So; like your brother's new form?"
Sera: "Are you gonna have ALL the males have this procedure?"
Regis and Ariel:
Male Invid Cats:

Rem: "I don't care what it looks like, it teleports so it's gotta be a Pollinators!"

Vet: "Funny...looks like this cat's already been neutered..."
(Corg-Cat's cringing in his cage away from the side adjacent to the cage where the Rabid Pollinator's glowering, switchblade concealed behind its tail)

Vet: "Funny...looks like this cat's already been neutered..."
(Corg-Cat's cringing in his cage away from the side adjacent to the cage where the Rabid Pollinator's glowering, switchblade concealed behind its tail)

Annie: (Squirting the Pollinator witha water bottle) "Bad Muffins, bad."

Vet: "Funny...looks like this cat's already been neutered..."
(Corg-Cat's cringing in his cage away from the side adjacent to the cage where the Rabid Pollinator's glowering, switchblade concealed behind its tail)

Annie: (Squirting the Pollinator witha water bottle) "Bad Muffins, bad."

"Don't feed them after midnight, and don't get them wet."

Rabid Pollinator: (Staring at taalismn and brandishing switchblade...) {I ain't no freaking Gremlin, punk!}

Wow. Carefull, its breaking the 4th wall!

Rabid Pollinator: (Staring at taalismn and brandishing switchblade...) {I ain't no freaking Gremlin, punk!}

In that case...
"I didn't tell you who I'd feed you TO...."
and....
"We clean out the cages here with a high-powered fire hose. Keeps us as far away from the bitting little buggers."

[Alpha 11]

Rabid Pollinator: {Well, f**k me sideways...} (Suddenly finds mouth being washed out with soap...)
Annie: "Mr. Cutie has such a potty mouth!"

Rabid Pollinator: {Well, f**k me sideways...} (Suddenly finds mouth being washed out with soap...)
Annie: "Mr. Cutie has such a potty mouth!"

Clone Master: "...that's not how you brainwash somebody...."
(pull back to show clone technician looking up from where he's got a liquid soap bottle jammed in another clone's ear)

Clone Tech: "It would be if only it would fit!"
Clone: "Helpmehelpmehelpme..."

Umm....er.....ah......no just no gonna walk away from this one. Besides that cat looks really miffed

"Too bad we don't have those transporter thingies from that ancient TV show...Trek Wars or something like that."
"Ancient?! That show is a classic!"

Clone Tech: "It would be if only it would fit!"
Clone: "Helpmehelpmehelpme..."

Clone Master: "And what do you have to say for yourself, deviant?"
Clone Prisoner: (opens mouth and a stream of soap bubbles comes out)

Clone Master: "The prisoner still refuses to talk? Very well...bring out...the Bar of Soap!"
Prisoner: "Anything but THAT!"

Prisoner: "(Just)(try)(to)(make)(me)(talk)(You'll)(never)(get)(me)(to)(recant)(the)(ways)(of)(free)(thought)"

Clone Master: "Bring in the Zent-Smurfs!"
Prisoner: "Blue...EVERYWHERE...so much BLUE! And that 'LaLaLa'!"

[Alpha 11]

"We're calling this particular mental state the 'Blue Stare of Death', though we occasionally have victims evolving to 'Swearing a Blue Streak'-"
(cut to a MAC III stomping across the landscape)
V.O. : "STAND-*STOMP*-STILL-*STOMP*-AND-*STOMP* DIE! *STOMP**STOMP*YOU*STOMP*LITTLE*STOMP*BLUE*STOMP*MOTHER-*STOMP*%&&#%^ @ERS!!!!!"*STOMP*

"So, Captain Gloval, what would you wish for if you had the chance?"
"Peace on Earth, an end to all wars....and the little bastards who TP'ed the SDF-1 last Halloween."


Khyron: "You morons...I trust you with a terror raid on the Micronian fortress in keeping with their own perverse cultural customs and..."

"We're calling this particular mental state the 'Blue Stare of Death', though we occasionally have victims evolving to 'Swearing a Blue Streak'-"
(cut to a MAC III stomping across the landscape)
V.O. : "STAND-*STOMP*-STILL-*STOMP*-AND-*STOMP* DIE! *STOMP**STOMP*YOU*STOMP*LITTLE*STOMP*BLUE*STOMP*MOTHER-*STOMP*%&&#%^ @ERS!!!!!"*STOMP*

Clearly they forgot the rules...

1 - Nuke the Smurfs...

2 - Nuke them til they glow...

3 - Shoot them in the dark...

4 - Let Annie deal with them.

4 - Let Annie deal with them.

"Oh thank you! Like I don't have enough unassimilated childhood trauma already?"
"THink of it as aggression release therapy."
"...I'm going to need a gun. I get to pick the gun. I need a bigger gun."

4 - Let Annie deal with them.

"Oh thank you! Like I don't have enough unassimilated childhood trauma already?"
"Think of it as aggression release therapy."
"...I'm going to need a gun. I get to pick the gun. I need a bigger gun."

"Since their all clustered together may I recommend THIS gun?"

I'm in love!

[Alpha 11]

[

"Since their all clustered together may I recommend THIS gun?"

"Still too small."
"Annie! We're NOT re-setting the universe again!"

Annie: "Oh; poo, you people are no fun..."

Minmai *carefully sticking her head in the room*
:"can I shoot them?"

Minmai *carefully sticking her head in the room*
:"can I shoot them?"

"What do you bring firepower-wise to the table that Annie can't?"

True.

Minmai *carefully sticking her head in the room*
:"can I shoot them?"

"What do you bring firepower-wise to the table that Annie can't?"

Minmei: "My voice..."
"Is that a good thing or a terrible thing..."
Minmei: "Hhhhhheeeyyyy!!"

[

Minmei: "My voice..."
"Is that a good thing or a terrible thing..."
Minmei: "Hhhhhheeeyyyy!!"

"At least she's being honest about it."
"Right. Okay, let us grab our hearing protectors and our beers and we can watch blue heads exploding."
"You better save me a cold one of those when my set's finished."

[

Minmei: "My voice..."
"Is that a good thing or a terrible thing..."
Minmei: "Hhhhhheeeyyyy!!"

"At least she's being honest about it."
"Right. Okay, let us grab our hearing protectors and our beers and we can watch blue heads exploding."
"You better save me a cold one of those when my set's finished."

Minmei: "I'll have you know my voice enthralled millions of warriors and turned them into - "
"Pansies?"
Minmei:

[

Minmei: "I'll have you know my voice enthralled millions of warriors and turned them into - "
"Pansies?"
Minmei:

"Sitting ducks?"
"No!"
"Braindead cannonfodder?"
"No-"
"Wusses?"
"NO!"

[Alpha 11]

[

Minmei: "I'll have you know my voice enthralled millions of warriors and turned them into - "
"Pansies?"
Minmei:

"Sitting ducks?"
"No!"
"Braindead cannonfodder?"
"No-"
"Wusses?"
"NO!"

"Lap dogs"
No!
"Japanese fan girls"
"Umm,sorta"

"Fanboys?"
"Closer."
"I'm guessing better?"
"No, come closer so I can hit you."

Great ones guys! Great job! Had some good laughs!

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "I'm being serious here! I have TALENT!"

Minmei: ""I hate you people."

[SRoss]

Minmei: "I'm being serious here! I have TALENT!"

Minmei: ""I hate you people."

Regess: "Step aside, let me show you how its done."

(Starts singing Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit.)

"I don't know if its her singing or the cloud of Protoculture spores she's extruding? But I'm really tripping here."

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "I'm being serious here! I have TALENT!"

Minmei: ""I hate you people."

Regess: "Step aside, let me show you how its done."

(Starts singing Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit.)

"I don't know if its her singing or the cloud of Protoculture spores she's extruding? But I'm really tripping here."

"At least she's not singing The Age of Acquarius! The musical that's from is crazy."

[SRoss]

Minmei: "I'm being serious here! I have TALENT!"

Minmei: ""I hate you people."

Regess: "Step aside, let me show you how its done."

(Starts singing Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit.)

"I don't know if its her singing or the cloud of Protoculture spores she's extruding? But I'm really tripping here."

"At least she's not singing The Age of Acquarius! The musical that's from is crazy."

Image of the Regess singing on stage, nakid pops into my head...

"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG!!! MY EYES! I THINK I GOT HYSTARICAL BLINDNESS!!!"

[Arnie100]

"You've been at the Flower of Life spors again, have't you?!"
"No, I swear! I was watching the musical Hair!"

[taalismn]

"You've been at the Flower of Life spors again, have't you?!"
"No, I swear! I was watching the musical Hair!"

You read my mind.....

[Arnie100]

"You've been at the Flower of Life spors again, have't you?!"
"No, I swear! I was watching the musical Hair!"

You read my mind.....

Imagine the Regis singing this: https://m.youtube.com/?gl=AU#/watch?v=ZCZDWZFtyWY

[SRoss]

"You've been at the Flower of Life spors again, have't you?!"
"No, I swear! I was watching the musical Hair!"

You read my mind.....

Imagine the Regis singing this: https://m.youtube.com/?gl=AU#/watch?v=ZCZDWZFtyWY

Edwards (Looking up at the Regess) "Great! We came as the same character..."

[Arnie100]

Edwards (Looking up at the Regess) "Great! We came as the same character..."

Kyle: (Glaring at the sky...) "Why was I paired with this loser?! Was I so bad in a previous life that I was reincarnated into THIS one?!"
Voice From Heaven: "Why; yes, Kyle! That's exactly what happened! You were a loser and you'll always be a loser! Just like that other loser! Your souls are connected in a profound way! Yes, Kyle...you and Edwards are...SOULMATES!"
Kyle: "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Imitating Voice From Heaven...) "I've ALWAYS wanted to do that! Payback for all those headaches you two gave me! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

[SRoss]

Edwards (Looking up at the Regess) "Great! We came as the same character..."

Kyle: (Glaring at the sky...) "Why was I paired with this loser?! Was I so bad in a previous life that I was reincarnated into THIS one?!"
Voice From Heaven: "Why; yes, Kyle! That's exactly what happened! You were a loser and you'll always be a loser! Just like that other loser! Your souls are connected in a profound way! Yes, Kyle...you and Edwards are...SOULMATES!"
Kyle: "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Imitating Voice From Heaven...) "I've ALWAYS wanted to do that! Payback for all those headaches you two gave me! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

Scott: (Nudging Kyle) "You think that's bad! The Flower of Life is her Opening Act."

[taalismn]

Scott: (Nudging Kyle) "You think that's bad! The Flower of Life is her Opening Act."

It gers worse...Scott's Weed-and-Feed is sponsoring her Broadway show....

[Arnie100]

Scott: (Nudging Kyle) "You think that's bad! The Flower of Life is her Opening Act."

It gers worse...Scott's Weed-and-Feed is sponsoring her Broadway show....

Scott: "What? She's my mother-in-law."

[taalismn]

Haydonite:(To Vince Grant) "Your organic inferiority is no match for the superiority of the Haydonites-what's that you're holding?"
Vince: "Universal remote. I just modified it."
Haydonite: "Little good it will do yo-(CLICK)#THUD#
Vince: "That was 'TV Power Switch'...wanna see 'Garage Door Opener'?"

[Arnie100]

#THUD# #THUD# #THUD# #THUD#
Haydonitee: <<Stop that, meat-bag!>> (As the Haydonite finds itself slammed back and forth...)
#THUD# #THUD# #THUD# #THUD#
Vince: "No. This is too much fun!"
#THUD# #THUD# #THUD# #THUD#
Haydonite: <<Help me, fellow Haydonites!>>
Fellow Haydonites: <<Negative. You are on your own!>>
Haydonite: <<Traitors!>>

[taalismn]

Haydonite: <Cease your assault on my person! I order yo-#Beep#chirp!-what was that?>
Vince: "That was 'Remote Car Lock'. Now I'm going to key in 'Household Furnace Start'."
Haydonite: <What do you expect THAT to d-ALERT! INTERNAL POWER SYSTEM TEMPERATURE RISE!-oh>

[Arnie100]

Haydonite: <<Help me, fellow Haydonites!>>
Haydonites: <<Negative! We wish to survive!>>
Haydonite: <<Cowards!>>
FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

[SRoss]

Haydonite: <<Help me, fellow Haydonites!>>
Haydonites: <<Negative! We wish to survive!>>
Haydonite: <<Cowards!>>
FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

Louie: "Wow! Who knew that the Haydonites got their power cells from the same people who made batteries for the Galaxy Note 7?"

[Arnie100]

Louie: "Wow! Who knew that the Haydonites got their power cells from the same people who made batteries for the Galaxy Note 7?"

Haydonites: <<UH OH!>>
FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

[taalismn]

Haydonite: <<Help me, fellow Haydonites!>>
Haydonites: <<Negative! We wish to survive!>>
Haydonite: <<Cowards!>>
FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

Louie: "Wow! Who knew that the Haydonites got their power cells from the same people who made batteries for the Galaxy Note 7?"

This. Designers of booby-trapped technology falling to defective batteries.
Not since the Robotech Masters outfitted their Bioroid fleet with Takata airbags....

[Arnie100]

Haydonite: <<Help me, fellow Haydonites!>>
Haydonites: <<Negative! We wish to survive!>>
Haydonite: <<Cowards!>>
FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

Louie: "Wow! Who knew that the Haydonites got their power cells from the same people who made batteries for the Galaxy Note 7?"

This. Designers of booby-trapped technology falling to defective batteries.
Not since the Robotech Masters outfitted their Bioroid fleet with Takata airbags....

Cylon: <<Oh, frak me!!>>
FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

[SRoss]

Haydonite: <<Help me, fellow Haydonites!>>
Haydonites: <<Negative! We wish to survive!>>
Haydonite: <<Cowards!>>
FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

Louie: "Wow! Who knew that the Haydonites got their power cells from the same people who made batteries for the Galaxy Note 7?"

This. Designers of booby-trapped technology falling to defective batteries.
Not since the Robotech Masters outfitted their Bioroid fleet with Takata airbags....

Cylon: <<Oh, frak me!!>>
FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

Six: "Ha Ha! I was made by Jobs!"

[Arnie100]

Borg #1: "Surrender your ships...your culture and technology --"
Borg #2: "Wait...scans have detected...Samsung technology..."
Borg #1: "Never mind...your culture and technology is useless to us..."

[SRoss]

Borg #1: "Surrender your ships...your culture and technology --"
Borg #2: "Wait...scans have detected...Samsung technology..."
Borg #1: "Never mind...your culture and technology is useless to us..."

As they prepared to warp away, Borg #3 wondered wither or not he should tell the others about the Hoverboard he assimilated...

FFFFFWWWWWWOOOOOOOMMMMMMPPPPPP!!!!!!

[Arnie100]

The real reason the first Death Star exploded...

The Emperor: "Which of you morons left behind a Samsung S7?!"

[taalismn]

The real reason the first Death Star exploded...

The Emperor: "Which of you morons left behind a Samsung S7?!"

IG-88 thought downloading Windows to facilitate its taking over the Death Star was a major victory over the meatbags..

[Arnie100]

The real reason the first Death Star exploded...

The Emperor: "Which of you morons left behind a Samsung S7?!"

IG-88 thought downloading Windows to facilitate its taking over the Death Star was a major victory over the meatbags..

Except IG-88 forgot to delete the Windows program from his internal memory storage..

FFFFFFFWWWWOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPPP!!!!!

[taalismn]

IG-88 also forgot to put up proper firewalls when it was scanning the Holonet for 'ways to kill humans and other vermin'...this resulted in its e-mail sending viruses to, among others, the Awareness....

[Arnie100]

IG-88 also forgot to put up proper firewalls when it was scanning the Holonet for 'ways to kill humans and other vermin'...this resulted in its e-mail sending viruses to, among others, the Awareness....

(Somewhere on Haydon...)

<<YOU HAVE MAIL...>>

The Awareness: <<Really now? Who could be send -- >>

FFFFFFFFWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOMMMMPPPPPP!!!!

[SRoss]

IG-88 also forgot to put up proper firewalls when it was scanning the Holonet for 'ways to kill humans and other vermin'...this resulted in its e-mail sending viruses to, among others, the Awareness....

(Somewhere on Haydon...)

<<YOU HAVE MAIL...>>

The Awareness: <<Really now? Who could be send -- >>

FFFFFFFFWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOMMMMPPPPPP!!!!

He thought it was from Julian Assange.

[taalismn]

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He thought it was from Julian Assange.

Ah yes..... genuine, authentic-looking hacked private and government communiques on demand and while you wait.