Forum Highjack

Braden Campbell · Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:24 pm

Since no one in the Admin will notice, let alone care, I am now highjacking this entire forum. It will henceforth be used for my own nefarious purposes, and held hostage until such time as RECON: Modern Combat sees publication.

Instructions are to follow.

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:10 pm

Not very good at escaping detection either.

J. Lionheart · Unread post by **J. Lionheart** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:19 pm

If only you could find some way to keep the little icon on the main board from indicating new posts to anybody but your minions, you'd be set. As long as that keeps lighting up, people will drop by, if for no other reason then to set it back to "no new posts" mode.

Unread post by **NMI** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:58 pm

And another moderator has discovered your ploy.
Is the powder sugar on your coffee cake?

Guest · Unread post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 7:18 pm

If you're holding a forum hostage, you need a list of demands.

Braden Campbell · Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:49 pm

Since the thread has not been locked out, I take it you are willing to listen to my demands, and negotiate for the release of your Forum.

I want:

$2,000,000 in smalls bills, non-sequential, unmarked. Must be Euros.

A fueled plane, skeleton crew, ready to take off from Pearson International. The plane will fly me, no questions asked, to a non-extradition country of my choosing.

The release of RECON: Modern Combat immediately following Rifts: UE. Failing that, I will accept the finished portions posted on the Cutting Room Floor, since it is likely they will never see publication.

You have two months.

Guest · Unread post by **Guest** » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:05 pm

Palladium Books Inc does not negotiate with terrorists...unless they're trying to get more XP.

Killer Cyborg · Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:09 pm

John Kronus wrote:
J. Lionheart wrote:If only you could find some way to keep the little icon on the main board from indicating new posts to anybody but your minions, you'd be set. As long as that keeps lighting up, people will drop by, if for no other reason then to set it back to "no new posts" mode.

Exactly !! thats how i found out !!

Ditto.

Killer Cyborg · Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:10 pm

Braden, GMPhD wrote:Since the thread has not been locked out, I take it you are willing to listen to my demands, and negotiate for the release of your Forum.

I want:

$2,000,000 in smalls bills, non-sequential, unmarked. Must be Euros.

A fueled plane, skeleton crew, ready to take off from Pearson International. The plane will fly me, no questions asked, to a non-extradition country of my choosing.

The release of RECON: Modern Combat immediately following Rifts: UE. Failing that, I will accept the finished portions posted on the Cutting Room Floor, since it is likely they will never see publication.

You have two months.

(Psst!
Also ask for some naked photos of Bea Arthur....)

Braden Campbell · Sat Sep 03, 2005 9:35 am

you have one month remaining...

Unread post by **NMI** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:38 am

We refuse to give in to your demands.

gordyzx9r · Unread post by **gordyzx9r** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 10:42 am

The Deific NMI wrote:We refuse to give in to your demands.

You could at least have Kevin send him a sheet of green construction paper with the words RECON MODERN COMBAT in black pencil across it...amd maybe even sign it.

Unread post by **NMI** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 11:10 am

gordyzx9r wrote:
The Deific NMI wrote:We refuse to give in to your demands.

You could at least have Kevin send him a sheet of green construction paper with the words RECON MODERN COMBAT in black pencil across it...amd maybe even sign it.

Heck, if he gives me his address, I'll do it.

Braden Campbell · Sun Sep 04, 2005 9:43 am

We will consider your offer...

Gomen_Nagai · Unread post by **Gomen_Nagai** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:32 pm

I think Modern recon needs a whole new revamp, make it more like rainbow SIX or something , Not just another Vietnam era shoot fest.

gordyzx9r · Unread post by **gordyzx9r** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 2:12 pm

Gomen_Nagai wrote:I think Modern recon needs a whole new revamp, make it more like rainbow SIX or something , Not just another Vietnam era shoot fest.

I thought that was the direction it was taking?

Guest · Unread post by **Guest** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:52 pm

gordyzx9r wrote:
Gomen_Nagai wrote:I think Modern recon needs a whole new revamp, make it more like rainbow SIX or something , Not just another Vietnam era shoot fest.

I thought that was the direction it was taking?

It was, unfortunately, Recon Modern Combat moved from a "promised title" to the cancelled pile, according to recent reports.

gordyzx9r · Unread post by **gordyzx9r** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 11:19 pm

Kuseru Satsujin wrote:
gordyzx9r wrote:
Gomen_Nagai wrote:I think Modern recon needs a whole new revamp, make it more like rainbow SIX or something , Not just another Vietnam era shoot fest.

I thought that was the direction it was taking?

It was, unfortunately, Recon Modern Combat moved from a "promised title" to the cancelled pile, according to recent reports.

Sounds like a perfect candidate for Palladium to test out selling books on PDF...I bet if they offered it for download at somewhere in the neighborhood of 5.95 to 7.95 they would sell more copies than if they put the actual book on the market. IMO, anyways.

Braden Campbell · Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:37 am

There si still time remaining. The Admins have until Oct. 3

Also, there is a tentative deal in the works. we are waitign to hear back from Palladium...

gordyzx9r · Unread post by **gordyzx9r** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 9:34 am

Braden, GMPhD wrote:There si still time remaining. The Admins have until Oct. 3

Also, there is a tentative deal in the works. we are waitign to hear back from Palladium...

What the heck!?! If it's the offer I brought to the table how come I'm not on the negotiation team? I wanna be the third party dangit.

Braden Campbell · Mon Oct 03, 2005 1:08 pm

Your time is up.

In response, we will now execute 1 registered Palladium Poster, chosen randomly from the list. The chosen poster will be notified by PM that they have been taken out by the RECON Liberation Front.

We will continue to "notify" one poster each day until 1) RECON is shipped or 2) I get my signed piece of paper in the mail.

Guest · Unread post by **Guest** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:44 pm

Braden, GMPhD wrote:Your time is up.

In response, we will now execute 1 registered Palladium Poster, chosen randomly from the list. The chosen poster will be notified by PM that they have been taken out by the RECON Liberation Front.

We will continue to "notify" one poster each day until 1) RECON is shipped or 2) I get my signed piece of paper in the mail.

Please, be my guest. I can even recommend a list of posters instead of lame randomization.

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:14 pm

I have a few to add to the list.

Braden Campbell · Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:27 pm

Sorry. I am afraid that Jade-Sama has become the first victim of your negligence.

:thwak:

gordyzx9r · Unread post by **gordyzx9r** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 11:23 pm

Jefffar wrote:I have a few to add to the list.

First Kuseru and e tu brute! Why have you forsaken us! Woe is the Palladium poster when not even the mods love us anymore, for we are all doomed.

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:13 am

*sumbits the name gordyzx9r to Braden*

gordyzx9r · Unread post by **gordyzx9r** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:12 am

Jefffar wrote:*sumbits the name gordyzx9r to Braden*

Well that's just foul, all of this could have been taken care of if someone would have just sent him his signed piece of paper.

Braden Campbell · Tue Oct 04, 2005 10:59 am

Hmmm...

Better send in some of the RECON OCC's to take me out...

Braden Campbell · Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:25 pm

Joey Jo Jo Jr. has become the second victim. :thwak:

How much longer will you cause your people to suffer...?

Joey Jo Jo Jr · Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:44 pm

Braden, GMPhD wrote:Joey Jo Jo Jr. has become the second victim.

How much longer will you cause your people to suffer...?

Dude, you're shootin' blanks.

Unread post by **NMI** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:37 pm

gordyzx9r wrote:
Jefffar wrote:*sumbits the name gordyzx9r to Braden*

Well that's just foul, all of this could have been taken care of if someone would have just sent him his signed piece of paper.

I was going to but I lost his address. I have the sheet of signed document ready and waiting.

Braden Campbell · Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:44 pm

Braden Campbell
34 Wakeford Rd. RR1
Little Britain, Ontario, Canada
K0M 2C0

this will end the bloodshed.

But if I see Interpol agents, I'll blow this this place sky high.

Guest · Unread post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:40 am

Too bad for you that I use ninja and if you see them it's already too late...

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:07 pm

Great, another terrorist from Canada. . .

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:38 pm

That won't work, he's got that Yellow Hat. . .

gordyzx9r · Unread post by **gordyzx9r** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:04 pm

So what's the status?

Braden Campbell · Sun Oct 23, 2005 8:15 am

We hae yet to recieve our green piece of paper.

If it doesn't arrive soon, there will be consequences.

Dire consequences.

gordyzx9r · Unread post by **gordyzx9r** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:00 am

I don't think they care...you need to demonstrate your power...wipe out one of the lesser liked forums, like Rifts.

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:38 pm

Naw, the Glitterboy Millitia and CS Irregulars will cut that off before it gets anywhere.

gordyzx9r · Unread post by **gordyzx9r** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:57 pm

Jefffar wrote:Glitterboy Millitia

Having the word Glitter in your name as part of a combat unit?

I don't think we have anything to worry about, I'll just trample their flower beds and make them cry.

Vidynn · Unread post by **Vidynn** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:52 am

Braden, GMPhD wrote:Braden Campbell
34 Wakeford Rd. RR1
Little Britain, Ontario, Canada
K0M 2C0

Oh God! how dumb can a kidnapper be, giving out his address??

Run, Braden, RUN!

Kuseru will send Ninja! Or, maybe even worse, the Galactacus Kid will smoke you out with Palladium White Chicken Chili.

(but I think I learned something...I will do better when I kidnap Beyond the Supernatural until KS finally finishes the promised stuff and the new books are out! hehe, *evil snigger*)

Braden Campbell · Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:33 pm

I never did get my signed green piece of paper...

Bastards!

And my new address is:
673 Bennett Blvd.
Milton, ON, Canada
L9T 6A8

Marrowlight · Unread post by **Marrowlight** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:31 pm

Braden, GMPhD wrote:I never did get my signed green piece of paper...

Bastards!

And my new address is:
673 Bennett Blvd.
Milton, ON, Canada
L9T 6A8

Crazy Canadians and their address posting.

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:29 pm

I can be there in a couple of hors - without using the Palladium Moderator SWAT Black Helicpter

Jefffar · Unread post by **Jefffar** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:18 am

Against this type of terrorist, cocktail weanies are the most appropriate weapon.