TSAW_Inspired_Light-hearted_InCharacter RP

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 1:05 pm

:::Col. Anderson, listens to the present conversation. He downs the next cup of coffee and raises his mug for the waitress to see.::: "Can I have another cup of coffee, Please." :::Then he looks over at the clones.::: "I know what you are talking about I carried out some of those raids on Edwards supporters when we over at Triol and some of it's surrounding systems. We managed to capture a few of those sorry bastards. Some of them were the eager beavers who'd been part of the whole plot from the beginning. They fought back viciously. Most of the time we cut those fanatics down when we encountered them. There was usually no reasoning with them."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 7:49 pm

Aries: "That was straightout anti-terrorism work....If they were carrying heat, waste 'em, and save the REF the trouble of a trial....Rules of engagement get real funky when the local DA wants to make a name by having something to drag to court and THEN string up publicly....Wish it was so clear cut when we took out on those crooked police who were hand in hand with those freaks using Zylonic Mindprobe gear to manufacture sex-slaves..."

Skor: "Not knowing if any cops in the area were legit or on the take...either way, we couldn't just shoot them....Once inside the slavers' compund, though, anybody with their pants down was fair game..."

Aries: "I thought you had entirely too much FUN on that job..."

Skor:"Can I help it?! I'd just got my shock-tonfu! The chief mad scientist with the cybernetic eye just royally annoyed me...Power-tripper...until he's looking down an assualt rifle bore..."

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:25 pm

::Seren nods at Aries, considering it.:: "Well, yeah. All the governments would like that, of course. Otherwise reservist troubleshooter teams wouldn't exist."

::She notices the wink from Khytahn and just... shivers, an expression of distinct nausea flitting across her face. Before she sees the wink from Korlina and starts laughing and smiling.:: "Never thought I'd be approached by an amorous Zentraedi..." ::She blinks at the slamming of the hand on the table.::

::She then keeps listening around at all those chatting, and makes a very distinct face towards the clones, shaking her head. "Cute... Sounds to me like somewhere with a lot more cleanup work to be done, really. Too much dangerous equipment still hovering around in places, being twisted into more illicit uses than before even."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:35 pm

Aries:"Yep...Any new technology is eventually abused as people learn how to trip off on it, or use it on somebody else to detrimental effect..."

Skor: "Rapid-fire weapons beget firepower junkies, Flower of Life farms beget Flower-Eaters, and people are still trying to acquire plans for Neutron-S missiles(shiver)"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:13 pm

:::Colonel Anderson leans back in his chair listening to the conversation flowing from the various customers in the little coffee shop.:::

AdmTolval · Unread post by **AdmTolval** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:32 pm

::The Admiral is looking at a datapad while eatting and keeping a ear open.::

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:36 pm

*Korlina looks over at the clones and gives a feral grin*That subject is supposed to be classified.Nobody but a few of the elite are allowed to even breath about it.So unless you want us all to be in some nasty trouble I suggest you drop the subject.As for those trying to get those plans I hope they don't run into me.I heard that the praxian's have gotten a vollyball team together.Anybody know if this is true?

ooc:I think I went to far sorry if I seem pushy.I 'm just a little tired thats all. :oops:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:45 pm

Aries: "Don't know a thing about it...but there's a full-sized Zentraedi high-gee table tennnis league starting up....Rivalry between ships is starting to look fierce enough that pay-per-view networks are lining up as sponsors..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 7:28 pm

Skor: "Forget it...I hear they play in full body armor and weighted grieves, to add challenge to the game... The Pertyonians play a similar game, but the ball's a lot heavier and tougher so as not to impale itself on their horns...and they're allowed to charge the ball with an electrical shock, as well as to bat it back with energy blasts..."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:02 pm

*Korlina smiles and shakes her head.*I and some other Meltrans have gotten a rugby team together as well as several football teams.I hear that it will be us and the praxian's in the finals for the rugby championship.*She looks at Seren*Although the female stage 5's might be the dark horse if they decide to compete.It seems the Microanian males will not compete against us in rugby or football.They say it isn't fair for us to play against them.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:44 pm

Aries: "Played racketball against a Spherian once...bastard made sure he played with the sun behind him...Nearly blinded me with the glare until I grabbed some flash-goggles..."

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:35 am

::Seren listens quietly, cocking her head just a little bit and wincing.:: "Er... Whoever is trying to get Neutron-S Missile plans, needs to be removed. Immediately..."

::She rolls her eyes a little at Korlina, then shakes her head, listening to the sports comments.:: "Never heard about the bowling team, actually. Not entirely local for me anymore." ::She makes a face a little about the Rugby matches:: "Yes, I'm sure both teams would love to have my crew of much smaller girls to come after in another arena. No thanks..."

::She flags down a server then, asking for a bottled root beer.::

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:12 pm

:::Colonel Anderson takes a sip of coffee and then lowers the cup. He smiles faintly and says.::: "I know for a fact the praxians are assembling a volleyball team. I passed them on the way here this morning. They had two teams and were playing against each other. In order to keep it ordered one team was playing shirtless." :::He let's that trail off and takes another sip of his coffee watching for reactions of the males present.:::

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:59 pm

:::Reaches into his pocket and pulls a small digital camera and sets it on the table top.::: "I did some scouting on the way here. I wouldn't be opposed to doing some more scouting." :::Said with a grin.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:10 pm

Aries: "We're up to it...."
Skor:"You're going to need a fast getaway in any case..."

Just then a waitress in a hazmat suit rolls up a handtruck with an insulated drum with the black and white insignia normally reserved for protoculture or reflex ordnance over to the clones' table...

Aries: "Ah, hang-over cure..."

The other waiter begins handing out goggles to the rest of the store customers...

Skor: (donning flash goggles himself)"The trick is not too much juice and not too little....You all might want to get ready for some fast moving, though.."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:45 pm

:::Colonel Anderson puts the goggles on and takes a sip of his coffee.:::

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:51 am

*Korlina looks at Seren and winks and takes a pair of goggles.*I won't be to sure about winning.All we need to do is go shirtless and you micronain males would be distracted so much that you would forget your being stomped on. :wink:

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:33 am

"Very true Col. Fury!" :::And raises his coffee cup to the Lt. Colonel.:::

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:17 pm

*Korlina shakes her head.*I'll never heard of this word snu-snu.What is it?

ooc; :lol:

that was a good one Fury.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:47 pm

Leo:(mumbling) "...er...snu-snu..."
(The waitress takes advantage of his open mouth to prop his jaws open with a clamp...)

AdmTolval · Unread post by **AdmTolval** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:03 pm

Lt. Colonel Fury wrote

Gentlemen I propose a scouting mission. I'll take the point who's with me?

Sounds like a dangerous mission, you can count on me Col.

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:13 pm

::Seren laughs and shakes her head a little at the sports conversations, before peering at the clones, and the drum. That gets MUCH more of her attention, and she edges back slightly.:: "Er... Do I even want to know what's in that?"

::She glances over to Fury and the others, rolling her eyes then.:: "Is that all you people ever think about?" ::She shakes her head, glancing over to Korlina.:: "Men, always thinking with their pants..."

::She sips her drink and ponders.:: "Still, good luck if you try going on that scouting mission. Maybe the rest of us should get a betting pool going to see how many of you come back."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:44 pm

*Korlina looks at Seren and grins.*I'll put 10 on Fury he is part meltran after all. :-P

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:56 pm

Aries: "Hey, we're just tagging along to see these guys get Benny Hill'ed by the Praxians...We know enough to avoid getting closer than that..."

Skor: "Humorous vidoes get good pocket cash from the networks...(looks at the waitress now setting up a flash baffle on the table top)...You ready with that thing?"

Waitress: "Almost!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:17 pm

Waitress: (standing back) "Okay! We're ready! Let'em rip!"

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*White Noise*
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(Flash)

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*White Noise*
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-Anybody NOT wearing goggles prior to this is seeing the world in serious purple tint..

-Those actually wearing eye protection are CERTAIN they just saw every bone in a clone's skeleton...
...and maybe any part of their own bodies they were holding in front of them...

Meanwhile:

Leo: "SPACIAL TRAJECTORY ZERO_THREE_ZERO_NINE!!!! SX POINT 83!!!!!! DONUTS!!!! LEONARD'S SAFE COMBINATION;43453-4264234-426342674!!! HYDRATHAUMADISPROSIUMADENAZINE!!!!GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!!"

-The clone in question is bolt upright, has a look of utter total horror on his face, hair tonged straight out, and his clothing looks curiously immaculately clean.
His face goes from terror to vacancy, then to a facial-muscle-taxing scowl as his facial features seem to be trying to play demolition derby with each other.
He then seems to LEVITATE out of his seat and lunges for the bathrooms in the back of the place...

Aries: "Yep, he's back to normal."

Skor:(To waitress)"Thanks...put it on his tab."

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:04 am

::Seren laughs a little at Korlina, rolling her eyes.:: "Hmm... He's smart enough to make it out, what about some of the poor suckers he'll take with him, though?"

::She looks over at what the clones are doing, covering her eyes as they get ready to do something, and diving beneath the table.:: "The hell..." She just... stares at the others, after uncovering her eyes and shaking her head a bit.:: "Er... that was interesting... Must remember to sit on the other side of the place, next time..."

::She looks around, shivers, and grabs her root beer, drinking it again.::

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:12 am

*Korlina shakes her head..*Wow,That's tingly.*She suddenly blushes and looks around.*Er...anyway here's your goggles miss.*She looks at Seren and the clones.*Well every force as to have their cannon fodder now don't they?Besides,I don't think the praxians would mind some dummies to practice on.*She looks at the Adm.,covers the lower part of her face and says with laughter in her eyes.*Whoops,Sorry sir.I meant no offense by that.*She throws a "You poor sod." on the hive link and looks at Seren with a grin.*

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:38 pm

:::The Colonel sips his coffee and casually removes the goggles. He hands them back to the person he got them from in the first place. He looks over at the expedition to the Praxian volleyball practice area and smiles.::: "I'll pass on going back. It was dangerous enough just walking by the first time. And their look outs are armed with Tasers. I was almost captured by them just walking by." :::He takes another sip from his coffee.::: "Goodluck! You are all going to need it!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:18 pm

Skor: "Ariel reconnaisance with RPVs, Colonel....not as much fun, but MUCH safer..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:23 pm

"I know that is true! I didn't mine by accident. I was walking down this street and turned a corner and there they were. I was open mouth and couldn't do much other than pull my pocket camera when I saw these beauties jumping and jiggling around on that volley ball court. Then they spotted me and I had to retreat out of that area. I sprained my ankle carrying out the retreat." (ooc the reason he was limping when he came into the diner.)

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:47 am

*Korlina chuckles *My aren't we lucky.*She looks at Seren and the clones.*I don't think those girls will be caught off guard again.So they've might have posted guards by now.

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:31 pm

:::Colonel Anderson sips his coffee and smiles slightly.::: "They may and may not have. Remember they pride themselves on being some of the ultimate warriors in the universe. They might just try and over take you on the way out." :::He takes another sip.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:23 pm

batlchip wrote:*Korlina chuckles *My aren't we lucky.*She looks at Seren and the clones.*I don't think those girls will be caught off guard again.So they've might have posted guards by now.

Aries: "Excellent! Footage of taserings sell even better than volleyball shots..."

Skor: "You guys can go first...We'll bring the telephoto lenses so every moment is preserved for posterity.."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:55 pm

"No, that's alright I've already got my video and my lumps." :::Colonel takes another sip of coffee.:::

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:41 pm

"How come your pelvis isn't in a cast? I think that is a must for Snu-Snu!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:35 pm

The Three Clones are quietly arguing whether the value of the footage they got (and with three different camera angles, it's proper holography) is superseded by the pure tastelessness of the content....

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:52 pm

:::Colonel Anderson looks over at the young man.::: "There is a tremendous number of serving soldiers in the RDF who match that description. Can you be more specific in your description." :::Takes another sip of coffee and finishes his cup.::: "Can I please get another cup of coffee!" :::The pretty waitress pours him another cup and smiles sweetly at Colonel Anderson.:::

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:01 am

::peers over to Korlina and laughs very softly, nodding and watching them all discuss their plans for recon, not saying anything, except one idle response over the hive link.:: (*Suicidal idiots...*) "violent incidents and video cameras go hand in hand. I see old tapes and DVDs of Disorderly Conduct: Video on Patrol, on Earth sometimes, and start wondering how much of what I've done in Rio would qualify for it, if they try restarting the show."

::She shrugs, and watches the group leave, relaxing and doing what she does, for the 2 days passing::

"So, get a good camera run?" ::She makes a face at Fury.:: "Uh-huh...."

::She just shakes her head, peering at the arguing clones and laughing at the dispute.:: "Depending on who you sell it to. Some people seem to think that the more tasteless it is, the better."

::She peers at the young guy.:: "Er... Not sure who you mean, except that it obviously isn't me."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:49 pm

ooc: Colonel Anderson never went on the recon.

:::Col. Anderson takes a sip of his coffee.::: "Obvisously Fury your friend wasn't granting you snu-snu to the death." :::Looking at Korlina he takes another sip of coffee.::: "I was a former boy scout. And they have a saying about always being prepared. So I always try too."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:49 pm

*Korlina almost snarfs at Seren's remark on the hive link.SheSuddenly regains her composure, turns and looks at the young man who said her name.*I'm Korlina what do you what?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:10 pm

Leo:(Now perfectly sober andreviewing the film footage shot from altitude): "BY THE MAKER!!!! That volleyball! IT'S MY WIFE!!!!"
(collapses)
Aries: "We'll have another pizza..."
Skor: "No anchovies...PLEASE."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:52 am

*Korlina looks at the merc and takes a drink of her soda.*I've got three questions to ask you.Did my sister send you?Were you told how much the pay is?Do ya have a name or you just called merc?

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:29 pm

*Korlina smirks at Zander.*The pay is 40 thou a month minus food and clothing.there are 5 rules that you must agree on.*She pulls out a folded piece of paper and hands it to him.*Oh,please note that the penaltyof breaking the 5 rules is death. If you still want in then sign on the paper.*she turns to the others.*I'm gonna ask if anyone wants to be a witness for him?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:58 pm

Aries: "We've seen enough death and destruction..."
Leo:"Signed enough contracts..."
Skor:"Had enough contracts taken OUT on us..."
Aries: "We'll be witness.."
Leo: "Just so you know what you're getting yourself into..."
Skor: "Both of you..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:40 pm

Aries:"For you it's a dead horse..."
Skor: "For him(indicating Leo), it's a living night-mare..."
Leo: (twitching)"...sex with the wife...erg....sex with the wife...eeeee...."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 3:16 pm

:::Colonel Anderson looks over and says.::: "Beating a dead horse. I know some places where you end eating them." :::Takes another sip of his coffee.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 5:20 pm

Aramanthus wrote::::Colonel Anderson looks over and says.::: "Beating a dead horse. I know some places where you end eating them." :::Takes another sip of his coffee.:::

Aries: "But have you eaten Pollinator?"
Leo: "Been there, swallowed that.."
Skor: "Got the recipes.."

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:10 pm

::Seren sits quietly and listens to the conversations, raising her eyebrows at Zander and looking at Korlina for a moment, offering a smile.::

::Then she peers over at the clones, rolling her eyes very slightly at them.:: "Sounds like someone is still under relationship stress."

::Then she hears the Pollinator comment, and peers over further, making a rather nauseated noise, and trying to put it out of her head and sip her drink.:: "Hearing things like that make me glad that the food in South America back on Earth is civilized like it is."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:14 am

*Korlina makes a face*That sounds gross.I may be a little off but I'm not that bad.Because the thought of eating pollinators is rather unpleasant.*She looks at Zander and frowns.*Well are you gonna sign?If not then walk away and mention this to no one.

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:05 am

:::Colonel Anderson just looks at the clones and shakes his head. He then takes a sip.:::

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