TSAW_Inspired_Light-hearted_InCharacter RP

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:23 pm

The hoverjeep gracefully(for an armored brick) lofts above the street vendors...the impromptu unicycle they're chasing, however, though not visible, can be tracked by an explosion of flowers and a sudden release of balloons from somewhere downhill....

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:20 pm

:::Colonel Anderson takes another sip and watches the display of flowers explode into the air at the collision.:::

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:29 am

Seren pushes her Cyclone a bit, trying to get it to the scene faster from the air. "A fruit stand? Oh great..." she sighs into the comm. "Shovels is about it." She peers through binoculars, and shakes her head. "Looks like it'll be flowers and potentially pottery debris instead, from the looks." She pushes for the exploding flowers then. "Soon as its back somewhere more clear, I'm going to go back groundside I think."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:50 am

Apparently there WAS a fruitstand left....It's raining Garudan Gondan-fruit(a kumqaut-like fleshly fruit), and the air is being blistered with a mix of Garudan-Italian-Zentraedi profanity...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Dec 11, 2007 12:38 pm

:::Colonel Anderson calmly takes another sip of enhanced coffee as they approach the expanding disaster.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:40 pm

Lt Colonel Fury wrote:(Whispering under his breath)Where are the Marx brothers, 3 Stooges, Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, The Keystone Cops, Laurel & Hardy, and Abbot & Costello when you need them?

(over radio) OK, Seren, You head ground side when able and I'll be the eyes in the sky.

Skor: "Well, sheeg....mention the Gods of Chaos and there they are! There goes a cage of beach balls..."
Leo: "What is this? County Fair Day at the park? How difficult can it be to track down a single deaf guy in a truck tire on the way to the clinic?!"
Aries: "Well, you just damned him..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:24 pm

:::Colonel Anderson stands up in the hover jeep to scan the distance better.::: "I can't believe it he hit a bump and cleared an entire row of porta-pottys! But now he and his vehicle look to be coming down towards that flat bed manure transport. I looks like the feces is about to hit the rotary instrument." :::He then takes another sip of his coffee.::;

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:12 pm

Aries: "Looks like he cleared...what was that old-time human's name?...Kevel...Weevil?...ah, Evel Knievel's record for portajohns...Ten portajohns....You don't normally get that sort of bounce out of a truck tire."

Leo: (looking to the side)"Wha?...Oh, you you have gotta be kidding me! Those ball concessions? We got shotgun effect..."

Akor:(looking where Leo's pointing)" Is that....is that the Dixon Military Academy Marching Band sliding down hill?!What are they doing out?!"

Aries: "Concert maybe? Drill practice in the park?"

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:34 am

Seren listens to the clones talking, nodding a little at Fury and taking topside. When she sees the portapotties, she frowns. "On second thought, maybe I should say in the air..." She ponders a little and peers down for the tire, sighing when she sees it. "With the marching bands, the glass, and such... staying on the ground presents a potential hazard to keeping full speed in trying to stay with him. Pushing the thrusters harder now, to see ow much I can close from skyside." She moves in lower over the street though, trying to bring herself in as close to him as she can.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:24 pm

---Bouncing beachballs pass under the feet of a full-sized Zentraedi construction worker laying down playing field stands....he goes down and begins rolling facefirst towards the portajohns...

Aries: "I can't look!"
Leo: "You better; you're driving."
Skor: "Oh the humanity..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:49 pm

:::Colonel Anderson watches the continuing disaster unfolding before him without flinching too much. And then he takes a sips of his coffee.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:59 pm

"You got a mini-dimensional fold generator in the bottom of that coffee cup?" :-)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:46 pm

Aries: "Well, tral droppings..."
Leo: "What happened?!"
Skor: "Fury just got Firestoned..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:13 pm

"Yeah, he'll feel that in the morning!" :::He takes another sip. And looks over at the clones.::: "Actually 'm not sure. I found it on a mission a few years ago. The science boys couldn't figure out how it could supply so much coffee. But that is the only liquid it will do that with. I'm not sure how much it can contain. It tipped over one time and spilled out about 40 cups of coffee. The nice thing is that is always stays fresh and hot. No one has ever been able to figure that one out." :::He takes another sip of coffee.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:10 pm

Aries: "Must be convenient in cold environs...But is it just one type of brew, or can you 'prime' it with whatever you're drinking?"

Skor: "Oh dear...some of those portajohns were occupied..."

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:30 am

Seren just... stares at the imagery of the falling, rolling Zentraedi. She makes her own desperate dive, to see if she can possibly save the portajohns by stopping him beforehand. Or so she hopes. "I'll be back up in the air in a moment... Can't beat the combination of beach balls and giant construction workers, after all." She dives down in front of the worker, to stop him and help him back up as much as the Cyclone can. Which... isn't much, but oh well. She's trying anyway.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 11:08 am

Skor: "Okay...I just hope she doesn't catch on his belt buckle when he slides over...*****RRRRRIPPPPPP****....okay, that was fruitless to hope for...."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 4:35 pm

Aries: "I am SO glad he's on his face, otherwise we're looking at some serious exposure charges..."

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:44 pm

Seren gets essentially buried underneath the fallen Zentraedi, dug into the ground slightly. She sighs softly into her radio, switching the cyclone's headlights back to operational status. For just a moment. Then she realizes fully that the pants got ripped, and switches them back off, swearing very softly. "Er... Hrm. Wow, I really didn't need to see that..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:30 pm

"I don't know if it could have been primed to take another warm drink. It could be, but I'm not looking at trying that. The only addiational thing I'll add is irish cream to my coffee."

:::After hearing Fury.:::

"Fury! Size doesn't matter. Just shrink him down and he looses that advantage." :::He then takes another sip and watches the carnage continue to destroy the neighborhood. He watches as the tire hits and take out the base of a water tower. The water tower tetters back and forth for a few seconds, then it topples over without hitting a soul. But it's contents flood out towards the widening disaster. Colonel Anderson takes another sip.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:58 pm

Aries: "Great Bostonian Molasses Flood! That water's heading for those kids!"
Skor: "Wait! THose kids are safe! The city parks commision sprang for using old integral innertube tires as part of the playground equipment! See, they're climbing up on them, and they float just fine!"
Leo: "White water rafting in the downtown district! WAAAHHHUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 5:11 pm

Seren digs herself out from the giant construction worker, glancing and blinking at the water going down the street. "White water rafting in downtown... Somehow, I doubt people will really appreciate that..." She takes back off in the Cyclone, trying to push maximum thrust from it. "So much for being on the ground."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:05 pm

Leo: "What next? Biblical plagues?"
Skor: "Careful...there's a Museum of Entimology downtown..."
Aries: "I already got over the flu that's been going round..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:25 pm

:::Colonel Anderson takes another sip and watches the ever widening disaster. He can't help but frown as the wave of water from the collapsing water tower is about to hit the porta-potties.::: "It's going to get messier! Brace yourselves."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:34 pm

Aries: "Fury better tell Emergency Response to bring mops to the party, too."

Leo: "Oh Flower Fertilizer! There IS a fair in the park today!"

Skor: "I've seen bigger Ferris Wheels...."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:47 pm

"And look over in the pond within the park there are some kids and their father recreating some World War 2 naval battles with remote control ships." :::Colonel Anderson takes another sip of coffee.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:02 pm

Leo: "Darn, those special effect toys look REAL"

(*BOOM*)

Aries: "I think the _Akagi_ just sank again."

((*BLAM*)

Skor: "Why do the Humans get all the good toys?! AND childhoods to enjoy them in?!"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:10 pm

:::Colonel Anderson takes a sip of his coffee.::: "Looks like the Missouri might be the first victim of the extra water flowing towars the pond." :::He raises a hand to salute the potentially doomed model. And then takes another sip of his coffee.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:15 pm

Leo: "Is that guy going to...Yes. HE'S SURFING THE LEXINGTON!"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:07 pm

:::Watching the carrier rise to the crest of the wave rolling thru the park. He takes another sip of coffee.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:28 pm

Aries: "Well, at least the statue of Admiral HUnter's proving useful...those folks down there have managed to anchor line themselves to it..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:02 pm

:::Watches the people clinging to Admiral Hunters statue! He takes another sip.::: "Looks like the worst is over." :::As he says this .......::::

OOC I hope more people join in. This is prettty lonely!

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:07 pm

Seren keeps flying overhead, shaking her head at the continuing scene below. "This is just getting ridiculous..." She watches some of the people trying to cling to the statue, flying down to get them up to somewhere safe. "Times like this, I think I should have stayed in Rio de Janeiro. Just less insanity there..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:26 pm

:::Colonel Anderson watches Seren attempt to rescue several soaked people of the various floods. He takes a sip of coffee.::: "Great job Seren!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:28 pm

Leo: "Yep...that Ferris wheel is definitely looking loose on its mountings."
Aries: "That's because.."
Skor: "So that's where he got to..."

(shot of Ferris Wheel...there's a smaller tire rolling like a motorcycle in the Cage of Death along the inside, steadily jolting the wheel back and forth off its center spindle...)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:57 pm

Aries: "Uh....does this colony have underground power lines are do they still string them above ground?"
Leo: "Mostly underground...except for a few switching stations...why?"
Skor: "Like that fenced in little building there?"
Leo: "Well, oh cr****"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:58 pm

Dracurian wrote:::With a crash the ferris wheel falls off the spindels & begins rolling down away with the truck tire still inside & still upright, the nuns riding the wheel at the time begin loud praying::
"NI-NI-NI-NI....geeting diizy...NI-NI-NI-NI,"

OOC:- This has got everything! slapstick, innuendo & smut, classical comedy!

Can't recall the smut, but gratitious innuedo, maybe...

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:02 pm

*Korlina waves from the sidlines*
ooc:I think you forgot the nude praxiain rugby team.I thought I'd say hi for the holidays to ya'll

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:42 pm

Oh...THAT gratuitous nudity...thanks for reminding me...

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:31 pm

Seren just flies overhead, keeping on trying to get to the rolling wheel. "This just gets worse and worse, doesn't it..." She glances around to see what else might go wrong.

(Heh. Nudity.)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:10 pm

Leo: "Uwwwww.... look at the neat sparkly lights!"
Aries: "I guess that WAS a power substation..."
Skor: "Bets on what those power lines service?"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:01 am

:::Colonel Anderson watches the continuing disaster growing exponentially. He spots a pair of women running from the epicenter. One them having long black hair and the other having short red hair, both wearing similiar uniforms with WWWA on them. He takes a drink of his coffee.::: "I wonder if those two could be responsible for this."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:36 pm

Skor: "You know, if we head for the spaceport NOW, we can probably be offworld before anybody starts connecting us to this..."
Leo: "But we're not to blame!"
Aries: "LIke THAT'S ever stopped anybody from blaming us..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:04 pm

"Actually won't those two get the blame before anyone else?" :::Pointing at the two fleeing women, One with long lusterous black almost midnight blue hair and the other with short red hair. He takes a sip of coffee.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:22 pm

Skor: "Yeah, right...try convincing anybody else of that."
Leo: "Oh my...are those metal-cloth bikinis?! Yowzah!"
Aries: "Leo...remember the last time...Praxian wedding? Can't be annulled without removal of male body parts?"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:30 pm

"I don't think those two are Praxians. They look human. They almost look heavenly running away like that. You know Lovely Angels! They do wiggle very nicely!" :::He takes another sip of coffee.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:47 pm

Leo:"Lovel---LOOK OUT!!!"
Aries: "ARGH!"
Skor: "Gotta watch those 'copyright' balloons."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:18 pm

:::Colonel Anderson takes another sip of coffee after seperating himself from the copyright balloon strings.::: "They can be such a pain. I usually cut through those things using my swiss army knife of cutting useless annoying rules."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:22 pm

Aries: "Yeah, but it's those little 'c' things...you're not looking close enough, they can take out an eye..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:28 pm

"That is what safety glasses are for!" :::He then takes another sip of coffee.:::

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