FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
Two crazies named Statler and Waldorf.
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P.S. I wonder how many people will get this.
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P.S. I wonder how many people will get this.
There's a reason...and a very good one...that I have certain people in this forum blocked both here and on Facebook.
I can see an illustration of that nearly every time I come here.
I can see an illustration of that nearly every time I come here.
Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
Subjugator wrote:Two crazies named Statler and Waldorf.
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P.S. I wonder how many people will get this.
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I remember days like this when my father took me to the forest and we ate wild blueberries. More than 20 years ago. I was just a boy of four or five. The leaves were so dark and green then. The grass smelled sweet with the spring wind...For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm.
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Subjugator wrote:Two crazies named Statler and Waldorf.
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P.S. I wonder how many people will get this.
I raise you a large nosed D-bee who wants to go to Bombay and make movies...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Ludicrous Mage with Rifts China Drunken Style Martial Arts(AND powers)....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unknown_Nobody wrote:taalismn wrote:Ludicrous Mage with Rifts China Drunken Style Martial Arts(AND powers)....
Sadly I created a character just like that!!
Carpet of adhesion on the opponent's legs, bubble gum tying up his arms, then punching-bag beat him like Jackie Chan!
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
Dragon that uses a rabbit metamorphosis and goes by the title "Kung-Fu Bunny"
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psam_rage wrote:Dragon that uses a rabbit metamorphosis and goes by the title "Kung-Fu Bunny"
Done that too!
He also liked doing a good imitation of 'Mister Whiskers'...very fun, especially after the female character in the group threw the 'useless fuzzball' at the bandit that had just waylaid their caravan...and he transformed back halfway across the room...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Tattoo Warrior who forgoes traditional melee weapons in favor of tattoo'ed sports equipment(flaming hockey stick, skull-volley ball, etc....)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
taalismn wrote:Tattoo Warrior who forgoes traditional melee weapons in favor of tattoo'ed sports equipment(flaming hockey stick, skull-volley ball, etc....)
Actually, I'd wanted to make a tattooed body fixer who didn't have weapons, but had surgical equipment instead.
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There's a reason...and a very good one...that I have certain people in this forum blocked both here and on Facebook.
I can see an illustration of that nearly every time I come here.
I can see an illustration of that nearly every time I come here.
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Subjugator wrote:taalismn wrote:Tattoo Warrior who forgoes traditional melee weapons in favor of tattoo'ed sports equipment(flaming hockey stick, skull-volley ball, etc....)
Actually, I'd wanted to make a tattooed body fixer who didn't have weapons, but had surgical equipment instead.
/Sub
Why do I have the image of that electric board game 'Doctor'?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
Flooper Temporal Assassin
Or...A Flooper trying to join the Sunaj...
(Obviously you can 'Flooper' this and that with equal results...Flooper GunBrother, Flooper Bodyfixer, etc...)
Or...A Flooper trying to join the Sunaj...
(Obviously you can 'Flooper' this and that with equal results...Flooper GunBrother, Flooper Bodyfixer, etc...)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Succubus Body-Fixer
Mutant Chipmunk Mindmelter---"Gimme a peanut, or I'll have you hand over your entire house to me."
Mutant Chipmunk Mindmelter---"Gimme a peanut, or I'll have you hand over your entire house to me."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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my favorite that I never actually got the chance to play was going to be Barnabus the foul-mouthed Techno Fairy.
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ran a northern dwarven barbarian who refused modern non-melee weapons, and had 3 stigmas Loved armour the bigger and stronger the better, A fear of the colour white and hated for bones and skulls attacking any one wearing such (think about it) it was a blast to bad he new nothing about fusion blocks and blew himself up.
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duck-foot wrote:taalismn wrote:Succubus Body-Fixer
Mutant Chipmunk Mindmelter---"Gimme a peanut, or I'll have you hand over your entire house to me."
a succubus body-fixer.. i dont see the funny in that. i see thee uh.... well never mind
(gently) It's about sex....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unknown_Nobody wrote:a full conversion cyborg with LEGO style limbs
"WE are the LEGOMen! Our modularity and lock-together technology makes us stronger! Better yet, we can combine into creations greater than the sum of our parts! We are MEGALEGO!"
"Yeah...and they seem to come only in primary colors..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Unknown_Nobody wrote:
I made my parate ship out of a LEGOcyborg!!
Only problem is they snap apart too easily...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Altess Ludicrous Mage---got the money to pull off some BIG practical jokes....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:duck-foot wrote:taalismn wrote:Succubus Body-Fixer
Mutant Chipmunk Mindmelter---"Gimme a peanut, or I'll have you hand over your entire house to me."
a succubus body-fixer.. i dont see the funny in that. i see thee uh.... well never mind
(gently) It's about sex....
As my 2-year old says: NOT NICE
The Dragon Has Spoken
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Snake Eyes wrote: As my 2-year old says: NOT NICE
Censorship Fairy...that's the little guy that goes around muting or garbling anything that is deemed offensive, and blacking out those 'not fit for viewing' sights...an overzealous CF can render ANY frank and honest conversation between characters impossible, and get longshoremen and verbose Juicers into a fine foaming rage....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:Snake Eyes wrote: As my 2-year old says: NOT NICE
Censorship Fairy...that's the little guy that goes around muting or garbling anything that is deemed offensive, and blacking out those 'not fit for viewing' sights...an overzealous CF can render ANY frank and honest conversation between characters impossible, and get longshoremen and verbose Juicers into a fine foaming rage....
Well, what can i say, my little girl is special
The Dragon Has Spoken
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Snake Eyes wrote:Well, what can i say, my little girl is special
Three-Year Old Kid With a ***AMULET OF ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!****
Go ahead...TRY to take it away from them...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
taalismn wrote:Snake Eyes wrote:Well, what can i say, my little girl is special
Three-Year Old Kid With a ***AMULET OF ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!****
Go ahead...TRY to take it away from them...
Just wait, he'll get bored with it. He'll drop it and wander off within an hour.
"But you can't make an omelet without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others." -Order of the Stick #760
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LostOne wrote:Just wait, he'll get bored with it. He'll drop it and wander off within an hour.
Or stick it in his mouth...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
taalismn wrote:LostOne wrote:Just wait, he'll get bored with it. He'll drop it and wander off within an hour.
Or stick it in his mouth...
And then spit it out. I can't envision an amulet that a kid could actually swallow.
"But you can't make an omelet without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others." -Order of the Stick #760
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A cyborg made largely of cast-off/salvaged appliances, garden equipment, and workshop hardware.."What the HECK?! I asked for forearm vibroblades!" "Couldn't find any, so I substituted with a rotary WeedWacker...And how you like the extra arm with the rototiller? I thought the stomach-mounted refrigerator was pure genuis, if I say so myself!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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taalismn wrote:Snake Eyes wrote:Well, what can i say, my little girl is special
Three-Year Old Kid With a ***AMULET OF ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!****
Go ahead...TRY to take it away from them...
My daughter does the same, she will smack you with whatever she has...then scream for grandma or grandpa.....
The Dragon Has Spoken
Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
a delphi juicer with un controlable tellipathic outbursts. who do you want in your head?
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Snake Eyes wrote:[
My daughter does the same, she will smack you with whatever she has...then scream for grandma or grandpa.....
Yep ...that's the problem with godlings...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
taalismn wrote:Snake Eyes wrote:[
My daughter does the same, she will smack you with whatever she has...then scream for grandma or grandpa.....
Yep ...that's the problem with godlings...
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
taalismn wrote:Ludicrous Mage with Rifts China Drunken Style Martial Arts(AND powers)....
hahahahahahaha lol that good man
let your YES be YES and your NO be NO but plz no maybe
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
Shadyslug wrote:Vamp'Borg...the undead oil sucker...
"Two big holes in the oil line! And we're stuck in the middle of Transmissionalvania in the middle of the night!"
"Hey, come down, man!"
"You don't understand the danger we're in! If we don't find shelter and quick, they'll come after us for opur metal fillings! Or my metal hip joint!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
A Kodiak bear titan juicer that uses dog boxing to fight.
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
Ninjabunny wrote:psam_rage wrote:Dragon that uses a rabbit metamorphosis and goes by the title "Kung-Fu Bunny"
Hey wait that sounds to much like me
"We have no choice now. The enemy has nearly overrun our positions. Send in.....Fluffy."
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows."
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Honourable but not gullible;
a Hero of the Megaverse.
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BookWyrm wrote:
"We have no choice now. The enemy has nearly overrun our positions. Send in.....Fluffy."
"It's a BUNNY!"
"OH S___! Captain!I SEEN this movie! RUN AWAY!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
Unknown_Nobody wrote:a rules lawyer OCC
Referee RCC
Tax Auditor Demons
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
taalismn wrote:BookWyrm wrote:
"We have no choice now. The enemy has nearly overrun our positions. Send in.....Fluffy."
"It's a BUNNY!"
"OH S___! Captain! I SEEN this movie! RUN AWAY!!!"
Bravo, Tal. *applause*
"Yes, I know I'm going to hell; I'm bringing marshmallows."
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Honourable but not gullible;
a Hero of the Megaverse.
Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
A crazy with 7 personalities...one for each of the seven deadly sins. One's so horny (lust) ALL THE TIME, one eats everything in sight (gluttony), etc.
"But you can't make an omelet without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others." -Order of the Stick #760
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A female crazy with 99 personalities named Jane.
A Dwarf Crazy with Seven Personalities...and his partner, the Cigar Smoking, Tough Talking, South American Amazon with a Large Axe and a foul mouth.
Flooper Knight of the White Rose, with a Spirit Hound Mount
A Veteran Grunt (Darned Ninjas and Superspies)
A group of five characters. A dirty wilderness scout, a dumb cyberknight, a rogue scholar, a saloon girl, and a dogboy. (Run Scoob!)
Amaki Stone Man Titan Juicer
I use this one in my home game. Hercules Perot, world's greatest detective. His little grey cells will cause you to end with the giant sucking sound of you going to prison...
A Dwarf Crazy with Seven Personalities...and his partner, the Cigar Smoking, Tough Talking, South American Amazon with a Large Axe and a foul mouth.
Flooper Knight of the White Rose, with a Spirit Hound Mount
A Veteran Grunt (Darned Ninjas and Superspies)
A group of five characters. A dirty wilderness scout, a dumb cyberknight, a rogue scholar, a saloon girl, and a dogboy. (Run Scoob!)
Amaki Stone Man Titan Juicer
I use this one in my home game. Hercules Perot, world's greatest detective. His little grey cells will cause you to end with the giant sucking sound of you going to prison...
Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
Balabanto wrote:A female crazy with 99 personalities named Jane.
Sounds like every girl I ever dated...just change the name.
"But you can't make an omelet without ruthlessly crushing dozens of eggs beneath your steel boot and then publicly disemboweling the chickens that laid them as a warning to others." -Order of the Stick #760
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Crazy with Multiple Personality Disorder...One of them thinks he's Emperor Prosek(deposed and replaced by a duplicate of course...)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
Icy Anubis wrote:I have an Ursa warrior, allied with the CS (fairly obviously). Who is absolutly addicted to candy bars. It is kinda funny to see the commander of our squadron run for the APC when I shout "I WANT CANDY BARS!" Actually, on a campaign we ran out of candy bars once, and he sent a grunt to tell me we were out. Poor grunt, I wonder if he made it to the medic in time?
REAL Chocolate....On Rifts Earth, with the real stuff in short supply, that can be one lethal addiction(for the people around you)...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
taalismn wrote:Icy Anubis wrote:I have an Ursa warrior, allied with the CS (fairly obviously). Who is absolutly addicted to candy bars. It is kinda funny to see the commander of our squadron run for the APC when I shout "I WANT CANDY BARS!" Actually, on a campaign we ran out of candy bars once, and he sent a grunt to tell me we were out. Poor grunt, I wonder if he made it to the medic in time?
REAL Chocolate....On Rifts Earth, with the real stuff in short supply, that can be one lethal addiction(for the people around you)...
Actually, I doubt it is in short supply. That (and coffee) sound like things they'd be pumping out at Lone Star, and prior to that, in greenhouses.
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The Megaverse runs on vibes.
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Re: FUNNIEST IDEAS FOR RIFTS CARACTERS
There's an idea. Characters go to South America and get paid in Cacao beans. Snicker. That's pretty funny.