Alpha 11 wrote:taalismn wrote:Robotech Master:"Behold our masterstroke to cripple the micronians' defenses!"
Clone Master: "...it's some sort of fruit...?!"
RM: "Not just any fruit, but one has the proven property of neutralizing their aerospace forces' finest pilots, and inciting terror in the crews of their transformable mecha! With but a fraction of the Protoculture needed to create the Invid Fighters, we can clone-grow millions of these innocuous-looking plants and distribute them across the planet below!"
CM: "..'innocuous-looking'?...Looks pretty hostile to me, what with those scales and spikes...."
CM2: "...downright grenade-looking if you ask me...."
CM3: "..sure the micronians aren't going to simply run away when they see it?"
RM: "We're COUNTING on it."
Okkkkkk..., what is it?
The not coconut part of a pinacolada.