Useless TW items idea.

[Blue_Lion]

Some ideas for TW items that are mostly useless.

Muffen button - push it spend ppe get a fresh muffin. For the gaint robot that has every thing.

TW back scratcher. Just 18 PPE to use.

TW glow in the dark underware- for when you need to get dressed in the dark.

TW PSi stalker/dog boy atractor- mages only lets them know where you are.

TW sarcasim detcor-

TW Type-o keyboard- i am using it now

[taalismn]

The Japanese have a word for such inventions, 'chindogu', and regard it as an art form to create devices that stop JUST short of being practical...You can find at least one appreciation society and several websites dedicated to t, just by googling 'chindogu'.

[Colt47]

TW appliances are a GREAT idea. Not so much for the average adventurer, but considering that most common people have around 3d6 PPE, it's totally plausible to have something like TW microwaves, toasters, drink mixers, and all sorts of crazy stuff that has an activation cost between 1-3 PPE.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy my TW Coffee Maker.

[taalismn]

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy my TW Coffee Maker.

Now if you can design a TW Coffee Maker that brews up Strength or Speed potions.

[Colt47]

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy my TW Coffee Maker.

Now if you can design a TW Coffee Maker that brews up Strength or Speed potions.

Does a triple shot of espresso count as a speed potion?

[Blue_Lion]

TW appliances are a GREAT idea. Not so much for the average adventurer, but considering that most common people have around 3d6 PPE, it's totally plausible to have something like TW microwaves, toasters, drink mixers, and all sorts of crazy stuff that has an activation cost between 1-3 PPE.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy my TW Coffee Maker.

I tend to fallow the old school TW idea that only mages and psi can use them. I don't allow making tw items for people that ar not them. So most average people whould not be able to use them.

[Zamion138]

the ultimae TW washing machine , it litterly casts summon storm inside its self and tornado....more water and spinning action than any stain can with stand....youll need an elemntal mage to truely get all yuo can from the a design front.

[Blue_Lion]

the ultimae TW washing machine , it litterly casts summon storm inside its self and tornado....more water and spinning action than any stain can with stand....youll need an elemntal mage to truely get all yuo can from the a design front.

A cleanse spell might work beter.

[taalismn]

the ultimae TW washing machine , it litterly casts summon storm inside its self and tornado....more water and spinning action than any stain can with stand....youll need an elemntal mage to truely get all yuo can from the a design front.

A cleanse spell might work beter.

WE're talking 'Technowizardry Time Taylor' here; everything has to be done with POWER!

[Looonatic]

TW Burrito maker. It converts any food into burrito format.

[Zamion138]

the ultimae TW washing machine , it litterly casts summon storm inside its self and tornado....more water and spinning action than any stain can with stand....youll need an elemntal mage to truely get all yuo can from the a design front.

A cleanse spell might work beter.

Ahem....the thread name is useless TW items not practical TW items sir.....

TW "Demon wine" maker.....
all you have to do is get a demon into the collection area...the it uses contrain beast,followed desicate the supernatrual, then water to wine......it only takes a balrog to make a cask worth most smaller lesser demons make a bottle or two worth.........totaly usefull.........

[taalismn]

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TW "Demon wine" maker.....
all you have to do is get a demon into the collection area...the it uses contrain beast,followed desicate the supernatrual, then water to wine......it only takes a balrog to make a cask worth most smaller lesser demons make a bottle or two worth.........totaly usefull.........

Eww....demon juice...Use an Alu demon and you really do have the hair of the dog...

[taalismn]

TW Burrito maker. It converts any food into burrito format.

"Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit..."(ad naseum)

[Zamion138]

your city is starving?
ship wont come in with suplies?
crops got ruined?

how about a city wide sustain field......dont leave cuase youll drop down and starve to death but while your inside its field you wont need to eat or drink....make sure your ley line doesnt fulcuate power or some kid goes chasing after a puppy or a ball.....

[Colt47]

TW appliances are a GREAT idea. Not so much for the average adventurer, but considering that most common people have around 3d6 PPE, it's totally plausible to have something like TW microwaves, toasters, drink mixers, and all sorts of crazy stuff that has an activation cost between 1-3 PPE.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy my TW Coffee Maker.

I tend to fallow the old school TW idea that only mages and psi can use them. I don't allow making tw items for people that ar not them. So most average people whould not be able to use them.

It's possible to teach someone how to use and charge a TW item when they aren't a magic user, it's just not that common outside of open minded communities like Lazlo and even then, most people don't have enough juice to power anything really spectacular. There's also entity infused TW items that can forcefully take PPE from a person to power themselves, though that might not be the best idea for the TW coffee maker. I mean, it would probably feel like the coffee maker is sucking out ones very soul from pressing the brew button, and then it would launch itself out the roof with a stream of morning brew.

[Chronicle]

I want one of those new Britta water to wine water filters.

[Blue_Lion]

TW appliances are a GREAT idea. Not so much for the average adventurer, but considering that most common people have around 3d6 PPE, it's totally plausible to have something like TW microwaves, toasters, drink mixers, and all sorts of crazy stuff that has an activation cost between 1-3 PPE.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy my TW Coffee Maker.

I tend to fallow the old school TW idea that only mages and psi can use them. I don't allow making tw items for people that ar not them. So most average people whould not be able to use them.

It's possible to teach someone how to use and charge a TW item when they aren't a magic user, it's just not that common outside of open minded communities like Lazlo and even then, most people don't have enough juice to power anything really spectacular. There's also entity infused TW items that can forcefully take PPE from a person to power themselves, though that might not be the best idea for the TW coffee maker. I mean, it would probably feel like the coffee maker is sucking out ones very soul from pressing the brew button, and then it would launch itself out the roof with a stream of morning brew.

It is realy hard to teach a non mage to use the item by the old rules. Requires starting with them as kids and even then less than half are succesfull so not realy an option most of the time. (think the exact stats on it are in the new west.)

[Blue_Lion]

I want one of those new Britta water to wine water filters.

Now you are talking.

[drewkitty ~..~]

Muffen button - push it spend ppe get a fresh muffin. For the gaint robot that has every thing. (Replicator (Star Trek) So you do not have to get out of the bot to eat)


TW Type-o keyboard- i am using it now (so you can play quake with out that funky cord.)

[Chronicle]

a good TW watermelon seed shooter is fun too

[Zamion138]

TW bathroom air freshener.....

when you flush the system takes your PPE to cast create air, clense, and if foul enough banishment for the demon you just summoned......

TW mop or vacum cuse its a good use of rescources.

[Blue_Lion]

TW- self locator tells you how to find yourself.

[Mallak's Place]

Ley-Line powered Night Light

[Chronicle]

A cleans towel would be nice......"chance of electric shock may may be a risk"

Im sure a TW Tire pump using the wind rush spell would be cool.

A leyline cable television network would be amazing........always gotta have dumb news and semi reality TV shows to get you through the day.

[Blue_Lion]

realty tv in rifts it may be post apociliptic but it is way to advanced for that.

[Akashic Soldier]

TW Hindsight Advisory Device

"You never should have started that last conflict."

[Blue_Lion]

TW Hindsight Advisory Device

"You never should have started that last conflict."

I shouls nwcwe have started this thread but thaght it might be good for a laugh and it has.

[Chronicle]

"a Magic 8 ball using"

[Blue_Lion]

cream pie gun- for 35PPE hits your target with a cream pie. (and i mean the kind that is food you perverts.)

[Greyaxe]

TW appliances are a GREAT idea. Not so much for the average adventurer, but considering that most common people have around 3d6 PPE, it's totally plausible to have something like TW microwaves, toasters, drink mixers, and all sorts of crazy stuff that has an activation cost between 1-3 PPE.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy my TW Coffee Maker.

You have to be a magic user or psychic to use TW items.

[taalismn]

TW appliances are a GREAT idea. Not so much for the average adventurer, but considering that most common people have around 3d6 PPE, it's totally plausible to have something like TW microwaves, toasters, drink mixers, and all sorts of crazy stuff that has an activation cost between 1-3 PPE.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy my TW Coffee Maker.

You have to be a magic user or psychic to use TW items.

That's why we wire a psychic hamster into the machine. The little bugger senses when I'm going to need a cup o' joe(and will incidentally feed him a tasty food pellet), and he starts running on his little exercise wheel, triggering the TW Coffee Maker.
The downside to this is when the hamster learns to pyschically manipulate me into wanting coffee ALL the time, resulting in me being in a constant caffiene-fueled frenzy, since I can't let a good cuppa go to waste....

[Nightmask]

TW appliances are a GREAT idea. Not so much for the average adventurer, but considering that most common people have around 3d6 PPE, it's totally plausible to have something like TW microwaves, toasters, drink mixers, and all sorts of crazy stuff that has an activation cost between 1-3 PPE.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy my TW Coffee Maker.

You have to be a magic user or psychic to use TW items.

No, it's possible to make Techno-Wizard items that anyone can use, it's purely up to the Techno-Wizard whether or not they can only be used by mages and psychics or anyone.

[Pepsi Jedi]

In the new (( Well relativly new)) Rifts script book, one of the opening scenes has TW animated toys for the kids of a small magic community. If Memory serves the girl could get hers to work but the little boy (( not being a mage)) couldn't and he was tweeked.

But that allowes for such things. TW Dolls that walk around and TW action figures that (( I'm guessing)) could fight one another.

[Mallak's Place]

In the new (( Well relativly new)) Rifts script book, one of the opening scenes has TW animated toys for the kids of a small magic community. If Memory serves the girl could get hers to work but the little boy (( not being a mage)) couldn't and he was tweeked.

But that allowes for such things. TW Dolls that walk around and TW action figures that (( I'm guessing)) could fight one another.

TW toys are a good thing to train future Mages, teaching kids to harness and focus their P.P.E.

[Pepsi Jedi]

In the new (( Well relativly new)) Rifts script book, one of the opening scenes has TW animated toys for the kids of a small magic community. If Memory serves the girl could get hers to work but the little boy (( not being a mage)) couldn't and he was tweeked.

But that allowes for such things. TW Dolls that walk around and TW action figures that (( I'm guessing)) could fight one another.

TW toys are a good thing to train future Mages, teaching kids to harness and focus their P.P.E.

---Exactly---. That was ----exactly---- my thought.

[Pepsi Jedi]

the ultimae TW washing machine , it litterly casts summon storm inside its self and tornado....more water and spinning action than any stain can with stand....youll need an elemntal mage to truely get all yuo can from the a design front.

They have a TW Washing machine in Dino Swamp. Found it today while looking for something else.

Page 96 "TW Cleansing bowl."

I'm not kidding.... $80,000

[taalismn]

In the new (( Well relativly new)) Rifts script book, one of the opening scenes has TW animated toys for the kids of a small magic community. If Memory serves the girl could get hers to work but the little boy (( not being a mage)) couldn't and he was tweeked.

But that allowes for such things. TW Dolls that walk around and TW action figures that (( I'm guessing)) could fight one another.

TW toys are a good thing to train future Mages, teaching kids to harness and focus their P.P.E.

But beware the Happy Entity Fun Ball with ensorcelled/caged Poltergeist...Do NOT use indoors.

[Blue_Lion]

TW appliances are a GREAT idea. Not so much for the average adventurer, but considering that most common people have around 3d6 PPE, it's totally plausible to have something like TW microwaves, toasters, drink mixers, and all sorts of crazy stuff that has an activation cost between 1-3 PPE.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go enjoy my TW Coffee Maker.

You have to be a magic user or psychic to use TW items.

No, it's possible to make Techno-Wizard items that anyone can use, it's purely up to the Techno-Wizard whether or not they can only be used by mages and psychics or anyone.

By rue yes but that contradicts the stated intent of most TW items.